47: Chapter 47 Heading to the Kunpeng Nest, Calling Shi Hao to Open the Door
"Why bring that Bear Kid along?"
Yun Xi couldn't help but hum lightly. "He'll only cause trouble if he goes, and... and he eats too much."
"Exactly because he can eat!"
Princess Huo Linger had a different perspective. She looked at Wang Teng and analyzed seriously, "Husband, look, the opening of the Kunpeng Nest will inevitably be a chaotic battle for various forces."
"Most of the creatures in the Northern Sea are transformed fish, shrimp, crabs, and shellfish. That Bear Kid was already obsessed with seafood back at Baiduan Mountain."
"Besides... when he was fighting at Butian Pavilion, he was carrying a lot of out-of-print seasonings! We are going there to 'restock' this time. If we catch a Kunpeng or a Dragon Whale or something, we need someone responsible for tending the fire, washing vegetables, and sprinkling seasonings, right?"
Speaking of this, Princess Huo Linger covered her mouth and giggled, "We can't have you, Husband, scrubbing the pots yourself, or have us two weak women handling that bloody food, right?"
Wang Teng stroked his chin, lost in thought.
In his mind, an image of that Bear Kid appeared, hugging the leg of the Heaven-Swallowing Sparrow, gnawing wildly, mouth full of oil, shouting "Brother-in-law is delicious."
Indeed.
Although this kid is a troublemaker who ruins everything he touches, one has to admit that his accomplishments in the art of "eating" are truly unique.
More importantly...
According to the original setting, the fated person who can open the Kunpeng Nest is only Shi Hao! After all, he is a drop of blood from the heart of Heavenly Emperor Huang!
Then let's take him!
"Wife speaks wisely!"
Thinking of this, Wang Teng pulled Princess Huo Linger into his arms, kissed her hard, and laughed, "We are going on our honeymoon; for such rough and tiring work, we really need to find a free laborer to do it."
"That kid has thick skin and is tough; he can take a beating. The key is that he carries top-grade Sichuan peppercorns and cumin with him. He is simply an essential accessory for home, travel, and killing people for goods!"
Wang Teng looked at the helpless Yun Xi and comforted her, "Don't worry, Wife Yun Xi. With me here this time, if that kid dares to bare his teeth at you, I'll throw him into the sea to feed the turtles."
"Let's go! Back to Butian Pavilion!"
Wang Teng waved his hand, his mood greatly improved.
"Go and grab that 'personal chef'!"
"This trip to the Northern Sea, we are not only going to get the Kunpeng Technique. We are also going to have an unprecedented — full seafood feast!!"
Butian Pavilion, ruins in the back mountain.
When Wang Teng tore through the void and descended again with the divine fire aura that had not yet fully dissipated, what he saw was a scene that made him laugh and cry.
He saw that Bear Kid, Shi Hao, directing several surviving disciples of Butian Pavilion, busy around the half-eaten corpse of the Qiongqi.
"Yes, yes, yes! Right there! Sprinkle more salt! This is Venerable meat; if we pickle it into cured meat, it can last for several years!"
"Hey, you! Don't throw away the tiger penis! That's a great tonic! Save it for me to soak in wine!"
Shi Hao was carrying a black pot bigger than himself, and in his hand, he was holding the remaining half of a tiger bone. He looked like a little miser, afraid that this bit of "family fortune" would be stolen.
"Hum —"
The void fluctuated, and Wang Teng's slender and upright figure appeared out of thin air, followed by Princess Huo Linger, who was covering her mouth and giggling, and Yun Xi, who looked somewhat unnatural.
"Who? Who dares to touch my cured meat?!"
Shi Hao's alertness was extremely high; he turned his head sharply, ready to swing the tiger bone in his hand.
But when he saw it was Wang Teng, that dirty little face instantly bloomed into a chrysanthemum-like smile. He threw away the tiger bone and rushed over: "Brother-in-law! You're back!"
"Is it because you didn't get enough meat from those two fierce beasts, and you came back to ask me for the rest? Let me tell you, this tiger penis, I..."
"Stop."
Wang Teng extended a finger, pressed it against the kid's greasy forehead, and pushed him away half a foot with disgust: "Look at your lack of ambition."
"A few pieces of Qiongqi cured meat are enough to make you unable to move?"
Wang Teng looked down at him, the corner of his mouth curling into a seductive arc, like a strange uncle trying to trick a child with a lollipop: "Shi Hao, Brother-in-law is going to a good place now."
"It's the sea, the boundless sea. There are silver giant sharks like mountains, deep-sea devil octopuses with tentacles a thousand zhang long, and large lobsters with tender meat..."
Every time Wang Teng said something, Shi Hao's Adam's apple rolled, and his eyes brightened.
"Most importantly..."
Wang Teng lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "There is also a Kunpeng Nest there. Legend has it that the Kunpeng enters the sea as a fish and becomes a Peng in the sky. Think about it, if we stew this in a pot, we can drink fish soup and eat chicken meat; isn't this the world's top 'Fish-Lamb Fresh'?"
"Gulp."
A clear sound of swallowing saliva rang out. Shi Hao's eyes had turned into two searchlights, and drool was about to flow to the ground.
"Brother-in-law... do you mean, take me to eat... no, take me to train?"
"Right, training."
Wang Teng nodded seriously and patted the big black pot on Shi Hao's back: "But there are too many ingredients there, and the two sisters and I can't handle it. We need a chef responsible for carrying the pot, washing vegetables, and cooking."
"How about it? Do you accept this job? Food and accommodation are included, and ingredients are provided."
"Accept! Must accept! Whoever fights me for it, I'll get anxious with them!"
Shi Hao was so excited that he almost jumped up, straightening the black pot on his back. He stuffed the dripping half-tiger bone into his Qiankun bag and patted his chest, shouting: "Brother-in-law, don't worry! Whether it's pan-frying, stir-frying, braising, or deep-frying, if I, Shi Hao, frown even once, I won't be called Marquis Huang!"
"That... Fairy Yun Xi is here too?"
Shi Hao only then saw Yun Xi nearby, remembering the previous "grudges." He shrank his neck slightly, then leaned over with a fawning face: "That... the last wrestling match was my fault. This time going to the Northern Sea, I'll roast the tenderest fish chin for the Fairy to apologize, okay?"
Yun Xi looked at this greasy Bear Kid who had no integrity when it came to eating. The little resentment she originally had instantly turned into a helpless smile.
"Alright, stop with the glib tongue."
"Got it!"
Shi Hao cheered.
"Then let's go!"
Wang Teng didn't talk nonsense either; he picked up Shi Hao by the back of his collar with one hand, just like carrying a little chick waiting to be put into the pot.
"Hey, hey, hey! Brother-in-law, give me some face! I can fly myself!"
"Fly my ass! Your speed is too slow; by the time you fly there, the food will be cold!"
Wang Teng laughed, and his other hand wrapped around his two beautiful wives.
"Hold on tight! Northern Sea Express — departing!"
"Boom —!!!"
The divine power of the Nine-Nether Ao erupted, directly blasting open a much larger void passage above Butian Pavilion.
A group of four —
A god-level thug and driver responsible for killing (Wang Teng);
Two goddess wives responsible for being beautiful (Princess Huo Linger, Yun Xi);
And a supreme Bear Kid responsible for cooking and attracting hatred while carrying a black pot (Shi Hao).
This "strongest foodie group," enough to make the entire lower realm, and even the future upper realm, tremble, disappeared into the depths of the void in full view of everyone.
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