61: Chapter 61 The witch is clinging to me, and I can't shake her off.
Fat Girl?!
Hearing this address, the smile on the Witch's face instantly stiffened, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but twitch twice.
With her devilish figure, curvy and voluptuous, this Bear Kid actually called her a Fat Girl?
Shi Hao, however, was completely unaware of the shocking words he had spoken and continued to comment in a very knowledgeable tone:
"Look, she has big hips, good for childbearing! If we brought her back to Shi Village, the uncles and elders in the village would definitely praise you for being capable!"
"And she said she knows how to cook, and I just happen to be hungry. How about... we just keep her as a cook?"
"Pfft..."
Wang Teng couldn't hold it in and laughed out loud.
Only Shi Hao, this future Heavenly Emperor Huang, could view such a peerlessly enchanting Witch as a "Fat Girl good for childbearing" and a "cook."
With Shi Hao stirring things up, the originally tense atmosphere instantly became somewhat ridiculous.
The Witch took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing the urge to beat this Bear Kid up.
This kid was Wang Teng's Brother-in-law and also a freak, so he couldn't be provoked.
Therefore, she decisively shifted her target and looked at Wang Teng again, putting away her previous playful expression, her eyes becoming slightly more serious:
"Young Master, no more jokes."
"I sincerely want to travel with you."
"Now that the Kunpeng Nest has opened, the Northern Sea is in turmoil."
"Although you have peerless divine might and have obtained a great fortune, this also means you have become a target for everyone."
"Out here, there are not only local snakes like the descendants of the Sea God and the Flame Python Clan, but also those old monsters from the Upper Realm watching."
"They might not dare to move against you openly, but hidden arrows are hard to guard against."
The Witch stood up, patted the dust off her skirt, and regained some of the bearing of a descendant of the Jietian Sect:
"But my Jietian Sect is different."
"We don't care about those hypocritical rules of the righteous path; we only value strength and fate."
"I am willing to represent the Jietian Sect and build a good relationship with you."
"As long as you let me on the ship, I can provide you with all the intelligence about the forces in the Upper Realm, and even..."
"I can help you deal with that hypocritical Saintess of the Butian Sect — Saintess Yue Chan."
Mentioning the name "Saintess Yue Chan," a flash of cunning light shone in the Witch's eyes.
This was her true purpose.
She saw infinite potential in Wang Teng.
A man who could defy the heavens and become a god in the Lower Realm, and even suppress the residual will of the Ten Fiends, was definitely a great dragon of the future world.
The enemy of an enemy is a friend.
The Butian Sect wanted to win over Shi Hao, so her Jietian Sect would win over this even more terrifying Wang Teng first!
Wang Teng looked at the Witch's eyes, which were full of wisdom and calculation, and nodded slightly.
"Intelligence, huh... That is a somewhat useful bargaining chip."
He didn't care about those so-called enemies; with his current strength, he could kill as many as came.
But he did need a guide for that "Fairy Yue Chan," whom he had never met, as well as the situation in the Upper Realm.
"Husband! You aren't really going to trust this demoness, are you?"
Yun Xi anxiously pulled on Wang Teng's sleeve.
"The Jietian Sect acts eccentrically, being both righteous and evil. If you let her on the ship, it's tantamount to inviting a wolf into the house!"
Princess Huo Linger was also unwilling: "Exactly!"
"Husband, if you dare to take her in, I will... I will go back to the Fire Kingdom and ignore you!"
Wang Teng looked at his two jealous wives and felt both amused and helpless.
He stretched out his arms, one on the left and one on the right, domineeringly pulling Yun Xi and Princess Huo Linger into his arms, and kissed them on their cheeks respectively:
"Silly girls, what kind of person is your husband? Would I be bewitched by a fox?"
"Don't worry, there is only meat in this world that I don't eat, and no wolf that can bite me."
After comforting his wives, Wang Teng turned his head to look at the expectant Witch, a playful smile curling at the corner of his mouth:
"Want to get on the ship?"
"Sure."
"However, I'll say the ugly words first."
Wang Teng pointed to his own feet:
"On this ship, I am the only rule."
"Since you want to stay and be a 'cook,' you have to act like a cook."
"From now on, the garlic that that kid Mo Shang peels is yours to fry. And also..."
Wang Teng pointed to the huge black pot behind Shi Hao:
"That pot, from now on, is yours to carry."
The smile on the Witch's face stiffened again.
Carry... carry the black pot?!
To think that she, the dignified Saintess of the Jietian Sect, peerless and graceful, wasn't surrounded by stars wherever she went?
This man actually wanted her to carry a big black pot?
"What? Not willing?"
Wang Teng smiled without smiling, "If you're not willing, get off now. There are plenty of sharks in the sea, just right to keep you company."
"Will... willing! Of course I'm willing!"
The Witch bit her silver teeth and swallowed the bitterness, but squeezed out a brilliant smile that was uglier than crying:
"Being able to carry the pot for you, Young Master, is my blessing!"
But inwardly, she was secretly fuming: Just you wait, Wang Teng!
Just you wait for me!
When we get to the Upper Realm, I will definitely find a way to trick you into the Jietian Sect, make you my captured husband, and have you wash my feet every day!
"Then don't just stand there."
Wang Teng waved his large sleeve and gave the order spiritedly:
"Boys! Hoist the sails! Set sail!"
"The goal — clear out all those 'trash' blocking the way outside, and then go home for a seafood feast!"
And so.
On this Northern Sea, an extremely bizarre and strange scene appeared:
A luxurious tower ship broke through the waves.
At the bow, a black-haired man hugged two stunning beauties, pointing out the landscape.
At the stern, a "Fat Girl" with peerless beauty, carrying a huge black pot, was scrubbing the pot resentfully.
And while doing so, she still had to deal with the Bear Kid next to her who kept asking her "when dinner would be ready."
"Sister Witch, this pot isn't clean yet, there's still a grease stain here..."
"Shut up! One more word and I'll stew you!"
"Wow! Brother-in-law! The Fat Girl is going to eat someone!!"
...
A week later.
Shi Kingdom Imperial Capital.
This magnificent giant city, which had stood on the land of the Wasteland for ten thousand years without falling, was as bustling and noisy as ever today.
The towering city walls were like black mountain ranges stretching endlessly, engraved with the mottled knife marks of time and defensive runes.
However, beneath this prosperity, there seemed to be an unsettling undercurrent surging.
Above the Imperial Capital, although the sun was shining, there was a faint haze covering it.
That was the "momentum" formed by the secret games of various major forces, and even the intervention of Taoist traditions from the Upper Realm.
The Yu Clan, the Martial Kings Mansion, and even that spider from the Demon Spirit Lake lurking in the dark...
All kinds of monsters and ghosts were preparing for the coming catastrophe.
Just at this moment.
"Buzz — — — —"
The void directly above the Imperial Capital suddenly distorted without warning.
There was no thunder, no lightning, only an extremely domineering aura.
A terrifying aura, as if a monarch were inspecting his territory, instantly enveloped the entire Shi Kingdom Imperial Capital!
"What is that?!"
"Enemy attack?! Could it be that those few Ancient Remains have attacked?"
The guards on the city walls, as well as countless cultivators in the city, looked up in horror.
They saw, in that twisted void passage, a tower ship flowing with the texture of agarwood.
Yet it radiated a suffocating divine radiance as it slowly sailed out.
It did not land at the ferry outside the city, but instead, extremely arrogantly and domineeringly — hovered directly above the very center of the Imperial Capital!
On the bow of the ship stood several figures.
The leader, in a black robe, stood with his hands behind his back.
He looked excessively young, and there was not the slightest overflow of divine power on his body.
But just by standing there, he made the Ancient divine formations in the Imperial Capital that suppressed the national fortune groan, as if they couldn't bear the advent of this person's true body.
It was Wang Teng!
And beside him, two stunning women stood one on the left and one on the right, like an immortal couple.
Further back was a Bear Kid carrying a large black pot, drooling as he leaned against the railing and looked down.
And a peerless demoness who was also carrying a pot (though a smaller one for cooking), with a resentful face.
"Wow! Finally back!"
Shi Hao took a deep breath of the air in the Imperial Capital, mixed with dust and the aroma of food, looking intoxicated:
"The smell of home is still better! Eating seafood at sea every day for a week, I'm about to grow fish scales!"
"I want to drink beast milk! I want to eat braised lion heads! I want to eat the spirit herbs hidden by those old men in the Martial Kings Mansion!"
They had come to the Shi Kingdom this time to seek justice for the original Shi Hao!
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