94: The Colorful Life of a Scumbag

"Phew~"

Shen Qian let out a long breath and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

"Are you sure this is a psychological issue? Why do I feel like this is sexual harassment?"

"You can't blame them. After all, who wouldn't like a man as outstanding as the Psychology Committee Member?"

"Stop it. The one before said she saw others kissing and wanted to do it too, but couldn't find anyone, so she wanted to do it with me. Is that even human talk?"

"Am I that kind of easy person?"

"Psychology Committee Member, you haven't forgotten, have you? You confessed to the whole class at the start of the semester. I still have the message you sent me."

"Sigh, I confessed, but not a single person agreed."

"Is that so?"

The girl pulled out her phone. It was her chat page with Shen Qian—at the top was Shen Qian's confession, and below was the girl's reply.

"Okay, let's be together then."

"It seems the Psychology Committee Member really was joking. A mass confession was just a prank. To think I actually took it seriously."

"It was real. It's just that it's impossible for me to only date one person."

Since she was laying her cards on the table, and Shen Qian's goal was to be a scumbag anyway, he had nothing to fear.

"Tsk tsk, Psychology Committee Member, you have quite the ambition, wanting a harem of wives and concubines right here in school."

As she spoke, she sat directly on Shen Qian's lap.

"I wonder if I'm qualified."

Shen Qian chuckled, pushed the girl away, and stood up.

"Stop joking like that. You were trembling just now when you sat on me. Tan Xinxin was incredibly steady the first time it happened with us. Talk to me again once you've overcome that mental hurdle."

[Successfully stirred the emotions of a 5-point girl. Behavior meets scumbag standards. Reward being issued...]

"By the way, if you're ready, book a room yourself, wash up, and wait for me. I don't have any plans for that here for now."

[Issued a friendship invitation to a 5-point girl. Behavior meets scumbag standards. Reward being issued...]

"Really? I thought the Psychology Committee Member would like to try different things in different locations. After all, no one else will be coming to this classroom until tonight."

Shen Qian narrowed his eyes slightly. To him, these were scumbag points delivered to his door. Moreover, different environments might unlock different achievements. However, he still had to screen girls who threw themselves at him.

[Achievement Unlocked: Great Heat]

[Achievement Unlocked: Youth in the Classroom]

The two walked out of the classroom. There were still tears in the corners of Fang Hui's eyes, forced out by a slight gagging sensation.

Having gained two new achievement points, Shen Qian was quite happy. After all, achievement points were much more precious than scumbag points. A scumbag was a scumbag; even his achievements were vastly different from ordinary people's.

In the evening, Shen Qian called Xia Mengling as usual.

"Big brother, can you come see me on Friday? My roommates all want to meet you."

"Sure, but I have something to do on Saturday."

There was a brief silence on the other end. She probably guessed that Shen Qian was going to spend Saturday with Tan Xinxin.

In fact, that wasn't it. Shen Qian was going to take Qin Lan shopping on Saturday. He had mostly worn down her temperament and gained quite a few scumbag points from her, so it was time to give her some benefits.

"It's okay, as long as you can come."

For the past few days, Shen Qian had been reminiscing about that night with Xia Mengling. Although some sensations were similar, the visual impact of such beauty was intoxicating. Now that she was saying this, Shen Qian felt it was necessary to distract himself a little.

After hanging up, he sent a message to Xie Wan.

"It's time to renew."

A reply came back quickly.

"Wasn't it three days? It's only been two days since the last renewal."

"I have some business later and need to go out, so I need you to renew in advance. It's fine if you don't agree; at worst, I'll just take Senior Female Student Du to a hotel. I'm sure she'd be more than happy to."

"Don't. I'll renew. Where?"

"The sports field."

"No, there are too many people there. What if we're seen?"

"Forget it then, I'll go find Senior Female Student Du."

"Don't be like that. The sports field won't work, but there is one place..."

In the library's storage room, Xie Wan held Shen Qian, panting. It was clearly just a kiss, yet both felt as if they had just finished an intense workout.

"Xie Wan, your kissing skills are getting better and better." Shen Qian gently twirled a strand of Xie Wan's hair around his finger.

"It's all your fault! Everything is your fault!" the girl muttered. She sounded angry, but it was more like acting spoiled.

Xie Wan often appeared during his morning runs these past few days, but she still wore that icy expression that screamed 'do not approach'. Who would have thought that this aloof girl would be like this in front of him in private?

"Right, right, it's all my fault. I forced you. You're only doing this to save your poor friend."

Shen Qian said, gripping Xie Wan's shoulders with both hands to make her face him.

"The library is about to close. One more kiss, okay?"

The girl nodded with a flushed face and then proactively pressed her lips to his.

When Xie Wan returned to the dormitory, Du Xixi had already gone to bed because she had to wake up early for her run. They hadn't spoken much lately. The other two roommates approached her.

"Xie Wan, you're pushing yourself too hard. You already have such a great figure, yet you run in the morning and exercise at night too."

"Wanwan, you should hydrate more. Look, your lips are so dry."

Xie Wan only gave a few brief responses before going to wash up. She felt a bit uncomfortable now, especially needing to change her pants. For some reason, she suddenly thought of Shen Qian; that man probably needed a change of pants too.

When she went to sleep that night, the moment Xie Wan closed her eyes, images of her kissing Shen Qian came to mind, making her body feel somewhat weak and limp. She didn't know what was happening.

As for Shen Qian, he wasn't faring much better. He had barely returned to the dormitory before the doors were locked. The timing was too tight, leaving him no chance to find someone to stay out with. Consequently, he had to take a cold shower just to manage to fall asleep.

[scumbag points have reached 100. Would you like to perform a draw?]

"Yes!"

Shen Qian didn't hesitate for a moment. Lately, he had indeed been a bit too unrestrained. No matter how healthy his body was, he couldn't withstand such exhaustion.

Cards cycled through, and two golden cards appeared before his eyes: one enhancement card and one Skill Copy Card.

Both cards were what Shen Qian wanted. The last time he had obtained a copy card was back home when he had just received the system. Thinking swimming could train his abs and not knowing how to swim, he had actually wasted a precious copy card on a skill like swimming.

Even though his personality was such that he didn't regret things he'd done, he couldn't help but lament his own wastefulness.

"Forget it, enhance first!"

Shen Qian searched through a pile of small boxes and finally found Kidney Function.

[Would you like to enhance Kidney Function?]

"Yes!"

As a warm current appeared between his lower back, Shen Qian suddenly realized a serious problem.

But it was too late. The blanket was being propped up; it looked like it would be hard to sleep tonight.