1: Chapter 1 Let’s break up, I have cancer!

(Heard someone wants to save their brain; I'll put the plate here for now...)

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(I've been in the small dark room, so please forgive me if some comments don't match the content.)

"Lin Yaner, let's break up. It's better to part amicably."

In the scorching summer,

the young man's three words brought winter to the young woman!

"Wh-why?" Lin Yaner stood rooted to the spot, her unadorned face like a finely carved piece of jade.

Xiao Ran looked calmly at the young woman before him.

"Lin Yaner, do you remember I once said that when I catch a cicada, it's like catching the whole summer?"

"Of course I remember! Brother Xiao Ran, I also said I'm willing to be your cicada, filling all your summers."

Xiao Ran pursed his lips. He saw himself reflected in Lin Yaner's eyes.

Such beautiful eyes.

They'd be even more beautiful with some tears!

"But yesterday, I discovered that the cicada I caught was actually a dung beetle."

...

"Not only did it stink, but it also pricked my hand until it bled."

...

Lin Yaner's face was filled with shock, her delicate body trembling slightly.

She was fuming.

Were summer insects just your lie?

Or were you calling her a dung beetle?

She, a fragrant, beautiful young woman, was being compared to a dung beetle?

Lin Yaner gripped the bento box in her hand, suppressing the urge to bite him to death.

"Xiao Ran, what exactly are you trying to say?"

"I have cancer."

Xiao Ran gave a tragic smile.

"What? Cancer?!!!"

"Yes, and it's late stage."

The kind where he could die right in front of her!

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Lin Yaner's body went cold. A fear she had never felt before instantly turned her pretty face ashen.

'Yes, yes, yes!'

'That's the expression!'

'More of it!'

Xiao Ran looked at her expression and began to get excited.

He had broken up with over 90 girls and came to a conclusion:

Breaking up is the most youthful and romantic thing in the world!

If you don't break up, and I don't break up, who will protect the smiles of single dogs?

"Brother Xiao Ran... you're definitely lying to Yaner, aren't you?"

Lin Yaner's eyes were rimmed with red, and pea-sized tears fell to the ground, killing several small ants.

"Have I ever lied to you?" Xiao Ran asked softly.

He actually had tissues in his pocket.

But he just wouldn't give them to her.

Lin Yaner froze, unmoving.

Xiao Ran knew what she was thinking.

Girls are all emotional.

She must be thinking this is his excuse to break up.

Breaking up because of cancer?

That's an old trick!

So, Xiao Ran directly pulled a wrinkled A4 paper from his pocket, looking like the skin of a centenarian.

"Look at this, and you'll know!"

High-level hunters always prepare the simplest tools.

Lin Yaner looked at the item handed to her, raising her tear-filled eyes, "Wh-what is this?"

"Open it."

Xiao Ran said indifferently.

Her delicate brows furrowed slightly, but she still obediently opened it.

A diagnosis report.

Diagnosing Unit: Donghai City Third People's Hospital

Patient Name: Xiao Ran

Patient Age: 20

Diagnosis Result: ...malignant tumor...estimated remaining time...[Hospital Seal]

"O-one month?"

Lin Yaner's eyes widened, her throat feeling as if it were being choked, almost suffocating her.

"It's true!"

"It's actually true!!!"

Her vision went black, the world spun, and she fell straight backward.

"Damn it!"

Xiao Ran, quick-witted, quickly supported her.

Cancer, really, that scary?

He remembered when he was first diagnosed, he walked out of the hospital laughing.

Oh, right.

It's the 'Xiao' of 'roar'.

"How could this happen!" Lin Yaner leaned in his arms, her gaze blank.

The common A4 paper she saw everyday had become Brother Xiao Ran's death warrant today.

"Impossible..."

Ever since she met Brother Xiao Ran, her luck had turned around!

Her family's house was demolished, and they received tens of millions.

No one dared to bully her at school anymore, and her part-time job salary also increased significantly!

Brother Xiao Ran was like her guardian star!

She should have been lucky!

But why... would misfortune befall him?

Couldn't it just come for her instead?!

"Wuwuwu~~"

Xiao Ran helped her sit on a stone bench, letting her cry.

The corners of his mouth even started to turn up slightly.

Harder to suppress than a cannon.

He had no intention of comforting her; in fact, he hoped she would cry even harder!

[Ding! Host! The system advises you to watch your expression!]

A prompt in his mind pulled him back to reality.

"I advise you not to advise." Xiao Ran secretly rolled his eyes.

This breakup with Lin Yaner would probably yield a lot.

Just torment her to death!

"That girl seems to be Lin Yaner, one of the school beauties!"

"Pfft! Scumbag! I hate men like this the most!"

"Couldn't it be that the girl made a mistake and is begging the boy for forgiveness?"

"Setting aside the facts, is he not at fault at all for making a girl cry there?"

"Ah, yes, yes, you're right about everything..."

"I bet tomorrow's first hot topic on the school website will be about this!"

...

The onlookers started passing by. Xiao Ran's hearing was excellent, and he heard it all.

No need to think.

It was just envy, jealousy, and hatred.

Good looks naturally attract jealousy from clowns; he was used to it.

After an unknown amount of time,

Lin Yaner was either tired from crying or had come to a realization.

The paper in her hand was crumpled into a ball and casually tossed into the middle of the lawn.

Xiao Ran's eyelid twitched.

She actually wasn't protecting the environment anymore!

How much green grass would the cleaner have to step on to pick up that paper?!

"Yaner, you should understand what I mean. Let's just end it like this. It's better for both of us."

"Brother Xiao Ran, don't worry, Yaner has money! I can definitely cure you!"

Lin Yaner wiped away her tears and forced a sweet smile.

Xiao Ran: "???"

You still have money?

No matter how much money you have, didn't I secretly give it to you because I saw your family was poor?

Otherwise, with your family's pathetic plot of land, any other developer would have just given you a few hundred thousand and sent you packing!

And you think that can cure him?

Sister Lin, please be more sensible!

I was born with cancer!

It will leave you with the reputation of 'husband-killer'!

The kind that even wearing Nikes can't block!

Xiao Ran felt a little frantic.

He still underestimated Lin Yaner's feelings.

He thought she would align with the 'woke' sisters of society and just abandon him... like his previous ex-girlfriends!

"Forget it, if a gentle breakup won't work, then I won't be polite!"