13: Chapter 13 The input method is stuck!

“Oh no! I was too hasty and sent out what was on my mind! Quickly recall it!”

Just as Xiao Ran was about to vehemently criticize her...

[Qianqian recalled a message]

_ : “?”

_ : “I saw it!”

At this moment, Xu Qianqian’s face was so red it looked like it was steaming, as if she had transformed into a steam engine.

‘It’s over, it’s over! Xiao Ran saw it! He won’t think I’m an easy girl, will he! Will he hate me!’

Xu Qianqian replied in a flustered manner:

~ : “Darling, don’t misunderstand! Qianqian’s input method got stuck, Qianqian meant to say, I just need you to come in person!!!”

_ : “Is that so? Why don’t I believe you?”

~ : “Really! Truer than steamed pork!”

_ : “I can’t do anything with you [removes glasses.jpg] Then I’ll reluctantly believe you!”

~ : “Mhm mhm”

_ : “Don’t worry! I’ll go, and I’ll bring you the best gift!”

_ : “I’m busy again, I’ll find you when I have time”

~ : “Mhm mhm!”

Xu Qianqian looked at the messages on the screen, her mouth almost stretching to her ears.

“That female student, I see you’re listening very happily! Would you like to answer this question?” The professor stood on the podium and kindly called out Xu Qianqian.

Xu Qianqian: “...”

Who am I?

Where am I?

What did the bald old man just say?

It’s the last class and he’s still calling on people to answer questions!

This professor must be crazy!

...After Xiao Ran dealt with several 99+ messages from his girlfriends, he felt a bit idle, so he opened his computer and started playing League of Legends.

He possessed top-tier gaming talent skills!

Just with this skill,

he had charmed many online girlfriends, earning several days of lifespan by focusing on quantity over quality.

Even a mosquito’s leg is still meat!

Unfortunately, everything has an exception, everything has its horrors!

Once, when claiming an online dating reward, he saw this prompt: [Congratulations to the host for obtaining -10 days of lifespan]

The lifespan he earned from online dating went down the drain.

He angrily confronted the system then, but the system said: “Please find a female human as a partner!”

Upon hearing this news, Xiao Ran almost threw up his overnight meal!

He hadn’t expected,

that his online girlfriend was actually a burly man!

From that time on, he dared not casually engage in online dating!

The internet was truly terrifying!

Even now, he still had psychological trauma!

Even if he were to engage in online dating, he would have to go through various verifications!

Student ID, national ID, photos, voice, turning off beauty filters, video calls—he wouldn’t play if even one was missing!

Xiao Ran shook his head,

throwing those terrifying memories to the back of his mind, and picked the most famous hero—the Unforgiven, Yasuo.

The game began.

He went mid lane, and coincidentally, the opposing mid laner was also a Yasuo.

He and his opponent gave each other a thumbs-up, a scene of harmonious friendliness.

Two minutes later,

the style of play suddenly changed, and the scene became extremely bloody.

Xiao Ran immediately activated his insane slaughter mode!

Twelve minutes later, the opposing Yasuo was 0-7-0, with 10 CS.

He flashed a ‘Weak!’ emote.

(All) Opponent Jungler: “Ten Yasuos, nine orphans!”

(All) Opponent Top Laner: “With this level of skill, you still play Yasuo? Go home and play in the mud!”

(All) Opponent Yasuo: “I ****** you ***, you *** a ***, what business is it of yours that I *** you ***?”

(All) Opponent Jungler: “Opposing Yasuo, it’s not bloody enough, escalate it, keep killing that orphan!”

...Xiao Ran looked at the public chat, laughing extremely wantonly.

“The internet is truly wonderful.”

25 minutes later, Xiao Ran’s score was 32-0-3, and then the opponent’s nexus exploded.

If it weren’t for the other members of the opposing team not wanting to surrender, it would have been over in 15 minutes; they probably all wanted to see Xiao Ran utterly dominate that orphan.

He stood up and stretched with a big yawn.

With his skill, playing this game was a piece of cake.

Xiao Ran raised his hand and checked the time, three o’clock, still early!

Then he started the next game.

This game, Kid Zed! Over in 15 minutes.

Opponent Lu Ban is a moron (All): “?”

One more game, Little Monk! Over in 15 minutes.

Opponent Lu Ban is a moron (All): “?”

Last game, Elementary Schooler’s Hand! 20 minutes.

At the base entrance.

He furiously Ctrl+1234, flashing a ‘Weak!’ emote.

Opponent Lu Ban is a moron (All): “?”

After watching the opponent’s nexus explode, he rubbed his wrists, making a cracking sound.

He picked up his phone and checked the time, 15:57.

“Damn it! I’m going to be late! I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die!”

Xiao Ran hurriedly took out a mirror, styled a super handsome middle part, and then,

facing his reflection, performed a few Iron Mountain Leans to stretch his muscles and bones, paying homage to an old acquaintance.

He glanced at the basketball leaning against the door,

but ultimately gave up on that idea.

The date was more important.

After tidying himself up, Xiao Ran examined himself in the full-length mirror.

Tall and upright, more handsome than Yan Zu!

“Done!”

Xiao Ran snapped his fingers, very satisfied with his masterpiece.

He quickly rushed out the door and ran towards Gu Yurou’s dorm...

Xiao Ran possessed a current girlfriend detection skill, allowing him to constantly monitor his surroundings.

If a current girlfriend was nearby, he could quickly prepare for emergency avoidance.

Just like now,

when he was on a date with Gu Yurou, he could effectively avoid Murong Lan.

If the secret were to get out, it would inevitably cause a chain reaction!

If he were discovered two-timing, he would basically be hung on the ‘scumbag lamppost’ by the school’s ‘Girls’ Association’.

And if it fermented further,

it might spread throughout the entire University Town, or even become popular across the entire internet!

At that point, he would become infamous, criticized by everyone, and intentionally avoided by all.

He would be not far from death!

...The June sky was clear blue, and the scorching sun carried a humid breeze.

Xiao Ran was very fast,

arriving downstairs at Gu Yurou’s dorm in less than two and a half minutes, but unfortunately, he was still 2 minutes late.

This was his first time being late for a date!

Xiao Ran looked up,

Gu Yurou was holding a pink umbrella, standing at the main entrance of the dorm, tiptoeing and looking around.

Dressed in a white dress, with a delicate face, like a finely carved jade, flawless.

A faint smile appeared on Xiao Ran’s lips, and he slowly walked towards her.

The next moment,

the girl’s eyes suddenly lit up, and she quickly rushed towards Xiao Ran.

When they were about ten meters apart, she directly threw away her umbrella, spread her arms, like a white swan soaring with outstretched wings.

Xiao Ran felt a pang of sympathy for the umbrella for half a second, then opened his arms.

“Puff~~”

Her delicate body fell into his embrace, feeling somewhat hot.

Gu Yurou breathed heavily, greedily inhaling his scent.

“You’re here!”

Xiao Ran’s nose twitched slightly, a fragrant aroma filling his senses.

“Little Yu Rou, I’ve kept you waiting.”

Xiao Ran ruffled her beautiful hair, panting.

He was somewhat drenched in sweat.

Running non-stop in such hot weather.

It was quite reasonable for him, suffering from cancer and having a slightly weaker constitution, to break into a cold sweat.

However, Gu Yurou didn’t seem to mind, intimately rubbing against him in his arms.

Did she seem to like the smell of his sweat?