136: Chapter 136 You are anxious!

Xu Qianqian sat on her seat, sulking, her gaze constantly flitting between Gu Yurou and Xiao Ran.

What should have been a date for just her and Xiao Ran Gege had suddenly gained a former girlfriend!

What kind of situation was this! She couldn't even listen to the song properly!

Gu Yurou knelt on her seat, leaning her entire body against the backrest, her eyes burning as she gazed at Xiao Ran.

“Xiao Ran Gege, are you thirsty? Yu Rou has your favorite orange juice here.” She suddenly pulled out a half-drunk bottle of drink from her bag and offered it to Xiao Ran.

Xu Qianqian’s eyes widened!

How dare she?

His fiancée, Xiao Ran Gege's fiancée, was right there watching!

So, not to be outdone, she also pulled out a half-drunk bottle of coconut milk from her bag: “Xiao Ran Gege, are you thirsty? Qianqian has your favorite coconut milk here.”

Xiao Ran: “...”

A death trap question, wasn't it?

Could he say he didn't like either?

“Sorry, I'm not thirsty!” Xiao Ran secretly swallowed his saliva.

He was indeed thirsty; he should have brought water.

“Xiao Ran Gege, you’re secretly swallowing your saliva, so you must be thirsty!” Gu Yurou noticed the tell-tale sign.

“Exactly, exactly!” The little loli nodded in agreement.

“Can I not drink it?” Xiao Ran asked tentatively.

“No!”

The two girls spoke in unison, with an air that suggested if he didn't drink, they'd take his kidney.

What the heck... Xiao Ran originally wanted to continue feigning pain, but seeing their expressions, he figured feigning sickness might make them even more insistent on him drinking!

“Fine, I'll drink!” Xiao Ran said with a wry smile.

“Drink mine first!” Gu Yurou was the first to push the bottle opening to his lips.

If he hadn't dodged quickly, he would have already drunk her saliva!

“No! Drink Qianqian's first!” Xu Qianqian made the same move.

Xiao Ran: “...”

They were both ex-girlfriends; he had to treat them equally.

Damn it, I'll just drink them both at once!

Coconut milk mixed with orange juice!

That sounds awful!

Xiao Ran took both bottles simultaneously, then simultaneously put both bottle openings into his mouth.

Under the expectant gazes of the two girls, he tilted his head back and drank.

“Gulp, gulp, gulp...”

Three gulps of the mixed liquid went down, and the churning, bloated feeling in his stomach almost sent him to an early grave!

“Burp~~” Xiao Ran let out a burp and quickly returned the remaining drinks to them.

“Xiao Ran Gege, how was it? Still thirsty? I still have a half-drunk bottle of cola!”

“Xiao Ran Gege, want some more? Qianqian still has a half-drunk bottle of Sprite!”

The two girls seemed somewhat unsatisfied, afraid their beloved might still be thirsty.

“Two beauties, I suggest you contact the crematorium for me directly, dear!” Xiao Ran rolled his eyes.

Give you an inch and you'll take a mile, is that it?

“Ah! Xiao Ran Gege, don't you like drinking Yu Rou's saliva?”

“Xiao Ran Gege, don't you like Qianqian anymore? You clearly kissed Qianqian last time, and drank a lot of Qianqian's saliva!”

Xu Qianqian, whether intentionally or accidentally, blurted out the fact that they had kissed.

Xiao Ran: “...”

What the heck!

Lolis were the most annoying!

Trying to start a fight, were they?

Heaven above, Earth below, I swear I will never abduct lolis again!

Xiao Ran was ready to bolt; if he couldn't afford to offend them, couldn't he at least hide?

Gu Yurou, who was beside him, heard the little loli’s words and was about to act.

But Xiao Ran was a step faster, bending over, clutching his stomach, a few drops of cold sweat constantly seeping from his forehead:

“Ah! Sorry, my stomach hurts so much! I'm going to take a big one first! You two wait for me here, don't run off!”

After Xiao Ran finished speaking, he gave them no chance to retort, directly getting up and leaving the scene.

He had been at Xu Qianqian's for over half an hour!

Liang Shiqing must be getting anxious!

If he didn't go back soon, she'd probably think he'd fallen into a pit!

The two girls: “...”

After watching Xiao Ran walk away, Gu Yurou once again aimed her 'bun' at the little loli: “What did you just say? Xiao Ran Gege kissed you?”

“That's right! And it was a French kiss! Xiao Ran Gege's saliva was so sweet!” Xu Qianqian held her head high, seemingly showing off her achievement.

“Damn it! Impossible! Absolutely impossible!”

“Why impossible?” Xu Qianqian retorted.

“Xiao Ran Gege hasn't even kissed me, how could he kiss a little girl like you, who's still wet behind the ears, with no chest and no butt!” With Xiao Ran not present, Gu Yurou had no inhibitions.

“But facts speak louder than words! If you don't believe me, go confront Xiao Ran Gege!” Xu Qianqian spread her hands, indicating she couldn't help.

“Even if he kissed you, it must have been because you coerced him!”

“No, no, no, he kissed me on his own initiative!”

“Then I understand, he must have kissed you out of pity.” Gu Yurou suddenly realized.

“How can you be so annoying! You deserved to be dumped by Xiao Ran Gege! If it were me, I'd dump you too!”

“You're getting agitated again!”

“You're the one getting agitated!”

“You're agitated, I hit the nail on the head!”

“Heh heh! Don't you know? Back then, when I had just broken up with him, I cried myself to sleep, and he only kissed me then. He must have been captivated by my beauty when I was asleep!” Xu Qianqian's emotional control was too poor; she was indeed getting a bit agitated.

She didn't even notice that she had already revealed all her secrets!

“You said you broke up, so Xiao Ran Gege must have kissed you out of pity!” Gu Yurou didn't pay attention to the information in her words for a moment.

“Heh heh! Xiao Ran Gege dumped you, and wouldn't even kiss you, would he?”

“That's not called dumping, that's called...” Gu Yurou suddenly paused, her eyes wide, her face full of disbelief. “What did you just say? You broke up with Xiao Ran Gege?”

What did she just hear?

This little loli also broke up with Xiao Ran Gege?

So, after all this, she was also a shameless ex-girlfriend?!

She thought this was Xiao Ran Gege's official girlfriend!

All that effort for nothing!

Xu Qianqian: “...”

Did she accidentally blurt it out again?

How many times was this?

She quickly tried to salvage the situation: “You heard wrong, I have a lisp naturally, I said I just bought a wedding dress with him, not broke up!”

“Do you think I believe you?” Gu Yurou crossed her arms, a teasing look on her face.

“Believe me! I really didn't lie to you! Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people!”

“Heh heh!”

... Xiao Ran walked, quickly restoring his image.

Although Liang Shiqing couldn't see his face, his attitude had to be proper.

When he saw his seat, he found Liang Shiqing anxiously looking around.

Even though she couldn't see, she was desperately trying to find his figure.

“Shiqing, it's okay, Xiao Ran just went to the restroom, he'll be back soon!”

“Yes, don't worry, he just replied to our message, he'll be back right away!”

“Mm, I know.”

Xiao Ran, watching this scene from not far away, couldn't help but feel a pang of heartache: “Don't worry, Shiqing, your eyes will be cured very soon.”

But by then... “Sigh~”

Xiao Ran sighed softly, then walked towards his seat.

“Shiqing, I'm back!”

Xiao Ran's voice, like a ray of light, illuminated the girl's dim world...