290: Chapter 289 A Poor Guy Shouldn't Become an Immortal Emperor! Strip Him Naked!

Lin Feng's voice, amplified by the remaining immortal power, echoed throughout the Third Layer of Heaven for a long time.

Even through the water mirror techniques that the watching powerhouses had not yet cut off, this voice spread across half of the Immortal Realm.

"Poor bastard, don't be an Immortal Emperor..."

"What an embarrassment..."

These words played in everyone's minds like a curse, making their heads buzz.

The powerhouses hiding in the shadows and observing were all pale with fright, unable to even hold their teacups steadily.

"He's crazy... this kid is definitely crazy!"

"Killing the Clone wasn't enough; he wants to break his heart too?"

"Quick! Quickly cut off the Divine Sense connection! If the Immortal Emperor misunderstands and thinks we're watching his embarrassment, it's over!"

In an instant, the dense Divine Sense fluctuations in the Void Realm vanished completely. These old foxes ran faster than rabbits.

Meanwhile, at the scene, Lin Feng continued his performance.

"But... it really is a bit shabby."

In front of everyone, Lin Feng held the [haotian mirror (Imitation)], looking it over like a picky second-hand dealer at a stall, even flicking it with his finger.

"Clang! Clang!"

"Listen to this sound, it's not even crisp! You call this an Immortal Artifact?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, this workmanship, this material. Although it barely counts as a top-grade Immortal Artifact, what's with these cracks? I just gave it one slash, and it cracked like this? The quality is worrying!"

"You didn't get this from a Pinduoduo price-slash, did you? Is it even functional?"

In truth, Lin Feng was just being obnoxious after getting a bargain.

Although this [haotian mirror (Imitation)] was an imitation, it was personally refined by Immortal Emperor Haotian and even contained a wisp of Innate Yin and Yang Qi. Normally, even a Grand Unity Golden Immortal would be turned into a pool of blood instantly if struck by this mirror's light.

The reason it cracked was entirely because Lin Feng's slash just now was too abnormal, directly breaking its defense limit.

Next, Lin Feng picked up the [nine-dragon jade thumb ring].

He wiped it hard on his clothes, looking disgusted.

"And this ring... aside from looking fancy, the space inside is only tens of thousands of square meters? It's not even as big as my junk storage ring."

"This is it? This symbolizes an Emperor's status? I'm embarrassed for you!"

This was even more nonsense. This ring was a symbol of power! Seeing the ring was like seeing the Emperor; one could mobilize Heavenly Soldiers and Generals and even open parts of the Heavenly Court's treasury.

These were all priceless treasures!

But in Lin Feng's mouth, they became junk.

"Forget it, a mosquito's leg is still meat. Since I'm poor, I'll reluctantly take them."

While shaking his head and sighing, Lin Feng swiftly tucked the items into his chest (actually, he quickly stuffed them into the deepest part of the System space and had the System add eighteen Seals to prevent them from being summoned back).

Then, he still wasn't satisfied.

As if remembering something, he fumbled around the area of the Void Realm where the Immortal Emperor's Clone had exploded.

"That's not right, why are there only these two? Where's the Storage Pouch? Where's the secret stash?"

"Fugui! Stop hiding and get your ass out here!"

"Squeak squeak!"

Huang Fugui, who had been playing dead in the nearby ruins with a broken tile covering him, heard the call and instantly sprang out with vigor.

Its nose twitched like a motor, and its eyes glowed with green light.

"Sniff! Sniff well for me! See if this old geezer has any secret stash hidden in the layers of the Void Realm! It exploded too fast just now, I'm afraid I missed something!"

Fugui immediately turned into a police dog, sniffing the Void Realm intensely and even digging at it with its paws.

Finally, it looked at Lin Feng with disappointment, shook its head, and even spread its paws in a human-like shrug.

"Squeak squeak squeak... (Boss, there's really nothing left. This old guy is a pauper, cleaner than me, not even a single hair left.)"

"Damn! How unlucky!"

Lin Feng spat fiercely, "Next time I see that old dog, I'll have to strip him bare! I won't even leave him his underpants!"

"..."

At this moment.

Far away in the Nine Heavens, deep within the Lingxiao Palace.

The place was shrouded in mist with cranes flying about, a scene of peace.

But in the secret room at the deepest part of the palace, the true body of Immortal Emperor Haotian, who was in secluded meditation to break through to the Peak of the Emperor Realm, suddenly opened his eyes.

"Pfft—!!!"

A mouthful of golden Emperor blood sprayed out, directly staining the desk carved from ten-thousand-year-old Profound Ice.

With the Clone destroyed, the true body naturally suffered from the backlash of Karma, and his Divine Soul felt a sharp pain.

But this injury was secondary; the main thing was... anger!

Who was he? He was the Master of the Three Realms! He was the King of All Immortals!

Yet he was called a pauper in front of the entire world? And called his Magic Treasures Pinduoduo junk? And someone wanted to strip his underpants?

This was a humiliating disgrace!!

"Lin Feng... Lin Feng!!!"

Immortal Emperor Haotian's roar was like a clap of heavenly thunder, shaking the entire Lingxiao Palace violently, causing the glazed tiles outside to fall clattering down.

The Four Heavenly Kings and various immortal officials guarding outside the hall were all terrified, kneeling on the ground and trembling.

"Your Majesty, please calm your anger!!"

"Pass down the order!!"

Immortal Emperor Haotian's eyes were blood-red, and his voice sounded as if it came from the Nine Serenities Hell, carrying endless killing intent:

"Activate the highest-level [Immortal Slaying Order]! Wanted: Lin Feng! Dead or alive!"

"Double the bounty! Whoever can kill Lin Feng, I will reward him with ten top-grade Spiritual Veins! Appoint him as a first-rank Immortal Lord! And bestow one Supreme Emperor Scripture!!"

"Also... add that damn mouse to the list! Catch it alive! I want to skin it, pull its tendons, and light it like a sky lantern!!"

"..."

Third Layer of Heaven.

Lin Feng did not know that he was now under the highest-level bounty, with his bounty value skyrocketing to a crazy level.

Or rather, even if he knew, he had no time to care right now.

Because he had discovered a more serious problem—he was out of money and buried in debt.

"I must recover my losses! Immediately! Right now!"

Lin Feng looked at the devastated battlefield, a glint flashing in his eyes.

"Liu Ming!"

"Your subordinate is here!"

Liu Ming, covered in blood, ran over excitedly and knelt on one knee, "Please give your orders, Chief!"

"Don't just stand there! Don't you see this place is empty? No one is in charge anymore?"

Lin Feng pointed at the surrounding Qiyao Immortal Domain, which had become a mess due to the great battle, and waved his hand grandly, saying heroically:

"Pass my order! All forces attack! Initiate 'Locust Mode'!"

"Although this Qiyao Immortal Palace has collapsed, the foundation is still there, and the Materials are still there! Those pillars are made of Star Essence Gold, and those floor tiles are laid with Ten-thousand-year Warm Jade! That's all money!"

"Pry them all off for me!!"

"Also, the Spiritual Veins around here and those unclaimed immortal mountains—move them all away for me!"

"What is the motto of our Tiance Mansion?"

Although the eight hundred death soldiers were all injured, they were all high-spirited at this moment, roaring in unison with a sky-shaking sound:

"Take everything! Loot everything! Move everything!!"

"Take it all! Grab it all! Move it all!!"

"Exactly! That's the Aura we need!"

Lin Feng nodded with satisfaction, then leaned his nearly exhausted body on the equally excited Fugui, weakly pointing at the ground:

"Fugui, don't you be idle either. This is a race against time that we must win."

"That top-grade Immortal Spiritual Vein buried deep underground—the old dog Seven Luminaries didn't have time to drain it just now. Go, swallow it! Keep it in your stomach and take it away!"

"We call this... a strategic relocation! Understand?"

"Squeak! (Understood! This is called eating them clean and leaving the enemy with no way out!)"

Fugui shrieked excitedly, its body instantly expanding into a mountain-like Heaven-Swallowing Beast, opening its huge mouth and sucking hard at the ground.

Rumble!

An unprecedented "great relocation" began.