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124: Pei Yunxi: Where do all these weirdos come from in Linjiang?
Seeing this scene, Jiang Che also marveled.
Although Jiang Che had already obtained the Sprayer Warrior Combo Experience Card, he had not used it before.
Now, Jiang Che had truly witnessed the terrifying power of this item card.
Even a master of Internal Strength like Lin Tian could only endure it for a short while at most; he couldn't control this primordial force at all, and was destined to lose control, with his excrement and urine gushing out endlessly.
Moreover, this was just the beginning; this effect would last for seven days.
The next seven days were destined to be unforgettable for Lin Tian.
“Brother, it’s so disgusting, can we leave?”
Liu Mengxi voiced her request; the continuous stench in the air was truly unbearable for her.
“Okay, let’s go now…”
Jiang Che smiled strangely, nodded slightly, and readily agreed. He embraced Little Loli and directly led Chen Xuewei away from the basketball court.
As for Lin Zhibai?
He had run to a closer spot to observe at the first sign of trouble, watching with great interest.
He had already harvested nearly thirty thousand emotional points from Lin Tian, and this harvest would continue for a long time.
This trip was truly fruitful, and Jiang Che no longer had any desire to stay longer.
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After Jiang Che and the other two left the basketball court, the surrounding students not only didn't decrease, but gathered more and more. Many students who came because of the commotion all gathered at the basketball court, beginning to admire Lin Tian's supreme style.
At this moment, Lin Tian was sprawled in the very center of the basketball court, with no one approaching within a hundred meters.
His entire body twitched slightly, countless brown liquid continuously flowed out from his pants, spreading in all directions, and occasionally a fountain would suddenly erupt, blooming into the void.
Even though more than ten minutes had passed, Lin Tian showed no sign of stopping his excretion; instead, the momentum grew stronger, flowing endlessly.
As a martial artist in the middle stage of Internal Strength, Lin Tian had keen senses and could naturally hear all the discussions around him clearly.
Lin Tian's expression was numb, his eyes hollow, and he was deaf to all the discussions around him, as if he didn't care at all.
Amidst the drastic ups and downs of his mood, Lin Tian's brain had long been completely numb, thoroughly crashed, and blank. Naturally, he wouldn't care about the various whispers of the surrounding crowd.
What happened on the basketball court quickly alarmed the school leadership, and someone also directly called the police.
Upon receiving the call, Pei Yunxi brought several police officers to Lin Da (Lin University) and successfully met with several school leaders.
After listening to a student's explanation, Pei Yunxi frowned deeply, her expression serious, and she felt quite strange inside.
Recently, why are there more and more oddities in Linjiang City?
First, there was Mu Feng, Young Master Mu from the Mu family, who ate excrement, then Lin Ming, the eunuch who streaked, and now Luo Chen, the hemorrhoid brother who is popular online, Chen Hao who likes to smirk in the police station, and this mysterious young man on the basketball court who keeps having diarrhea…
Pei Yunxi always felt that these incidents, one after another, were strange, but she couldn't connect them all.
How is it that once-in-a-century oddities are all appearing in Linjiang now?
Previously, Mu Feng suddenly went mad, killed Lin Ming, and completely destroyed himself. The leaders above asked her to investigate the case, but she still had little clue.
When she responded to this call, she thought she had encountered some petty thief or a hooligan harassing female university students. Pei Yunxi had originally wanted to teach a few scoundrels a lesson to vent her frustration.
Now, knowing that another oddity was disturbing public order, her mood was imaginable.
Although she could also step in and teach this constantly diarrheic guy a lesson, Pei Yunxi found it disgusting and certainly wouldn't act herself.
After grasping the basic information, Pei Yunxi led several police officers, accompanied by the school leaders, into the basketball court.
Upon entering the basketball court, an extremely nauseating stench assailed them. Pei Yunxi's face changed drastically, and she quickly took out several masks from her pocket and put them on, isolating herself from the unparalleled stench.
As the deputy captain of the criminal police team, Pei Yunxi had handled countless cases in the past two years and had witnessed many gruesome crime scenes and smelled many disgusting corpse odors.
She felt that this current stench was no less potent than those corpse odors she had encountered before.
Had her psychological fortitude not been strong, she would have vomited long ago.
As Lin Tian continued his performance, the stench intensified, permeating the entire basketball court. The students who had come to watch the fun had long since scattered, leaving only a few scattered students still recording videos of Lin Tian.
“Pei Dui (Team Leader Pei), this…”
“What should we do?”
After surveying the environment filled with brown filth—the stands, the ground, the court, and even the locker room were all affected—one police officer, looking bewildered, asked somewhat dully.
There was no place to even step; how were they supposed to investigate and collect evidence?
Were they supposed to take these brown liquids back as evidence?
“Go get a few hazmat suits, and call the fire department…”
Pei Yunxi glanced at Lin Tian, who was still having diarrhea a hundred meters away, and calmly issued instructions.
Although this scene also caused her an unparalleled impact and brought an extremely strong spiritual shock, Pei Yunxi was still able to quickly recover and make various deployments; this was her professional quality as the deputy captain of the criminal police.
“Understood.”
Xiao Li responded and was about to turn to prepare when Pei Yunxi called him back.
“Oh, and call for a garbage truck to come over. Throw him into the garbage truck, then take him to a designated surveillance residence. Don’t bring him back to the station!”
If such a thing were brought back to the station, Pei Yunxi knew with her toes that she would definitely be criticized by her superiors.
Ugh, it’s truly disgusting!
Is this guy really human?
What human could have diarrhea non-stop like him?
“Okay, Pei Dui (Team Leader Pei)!”
After Xiao Li left, Pei Yunxi had the remaining police officers cordon off the area, then strode out of the basketball court.
Once outside, Pei Yunxi took off her mask, took a few deep breaths, and patted her chest with lingering fear, finally feeling much better.
Unless absolutely necessary, Pei Yunxi truly didn't want to wear a mask.
After all, her situation was quite special.
There was no other way; her figure was too voluptuous, and her large chest already felt like a burden. If she were to wear a mask on top of that, it would be difficult to breathe.
……………
After waiting for about half an hour, two fire trucks and a garbage truck finally arrived.
A group of fully armed firefighters, wearing hazmat suits, walked directly into the basketball court with their water cannons.
First, they cleared a path, then sprayed Lin Tian's body with water cannons until his body was somewhat clean. Only then did everyone lift him out of the basketball court and throw him into the pre-arranged garbage truck.
Along the way, Lin Tian's expression remained numb, his eyes hollow, without any resistance. His body was weak and powerless, his face pale, allowing these firefighters to throw him into the garbage truck…