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82: The policewoman in the classic
"Call the police? Don't make me laugh, buddy!"
"Do you know what your behavior is called?"
"Disturbing public order and social security!"
"A fine of 500 yuan and detention for up to seven days."
"And, weren't you trying to become famous online through this extreme method?"
"We're helping you here, don't be ungrateful!"
One of the youths completely ignored Lin Ming's threat, scoffed, and instead began to 'educate' Lin Ming.
"This..."
Lin Ming was utterly bewildered, directly doubting his life.
After his IQ was reduced by fifty by the System, although Lin Ming still looked like a normal person, his thinking had become very sluggish, and many of his previous memories were increasingly blurry. He hadn't realized that streaking in public was a completely illegal act.
Hearing the latter half of the youth's words, Lin Ming was so enraged that smoke seemed to come out of his seven orifices, veins bulged on his forehead, his entire face began to slightly contort, and his body trembled incessantly.
Damn it, did he want to streak in public himself?
Wasn't it the God-level Takeout System, that spineless bastard, that issued this punishment to him?
Otherwise, how could he possibly do such an extremely humiliating thing?
At this thought, Lin Ming was so angry he wanted to die, filled with furious madness. The more he thought, the angrier he got; the angrier he got, the more he thought, and he internally cursed the God-level Takeout System's ancestors for eighteen generations.
Suddenly, without warning, Lin Ming let out a "wah" sound, spitting out a large mouthful of dark red blood. His eyes rolled back, and he fell stiffly to the ground, having been directly angered into unconsciousness.
Upon seeing this, none of the surrounding people offered first aid to Lin Ming, continuing instead to enthusiastically record videos.
In such a situation, it's better to avoid getting involved if possible.
Otherwise, if they rashly offered help and Lin Ming accidentally kicked the bucket, they would also bear unavoidable responsibility.
Moreover, this streaking guy was clearly mentally unstable. Who knew if he would suddenly lash out and harm someone?
………………
"Danger! Danger!"
Just as the situation was about to spiral out of control, the urgent sound of police sirens quickly approached from afar, and the crowd automatically parted, forming a path.
After the police car came to a stop, a capable-looking, tall, exquisitely featured, heroic and stunning female police officer stepped out.
Seeing such a large crowd of onlookers, the female police officer frowned slightly; this situation was clearly somewhat beyond her expectation.
"Xiao Wang, Xiao Li, go find out what's happening."
"Understood, Pei Dui (Team Leader Pei)!"
By questioning passersby at the scene, the two police officers quickly understood the entire sequence of events and relayed it to Pei Yunxi with strange expressions.
"Pei Dui (Team Leader Pei), according to eyewitnesses, this gentleman ran out of Linjiang City First Peoples Hospital wearing a patient gown, then immediately stripped off his clothes and started streaking. Finally, for some unknown reason, he fainted due to excessive blood loss from his lower body..."
"Stripped off his clothes and streaked in public?"
After listening to her subordinate's report, Pei Yunxi's expression also became strange. After some deliberation, she slowly spoke.
"First, send the injured person to the hospital for treatment, then summon him to the station for questioning, and finally, help him get a psychiatric evaluation report."
Disturbing public order and causing a severe impact usually results in detention for five to ten days and a fine of 500 yuan.
Of course, the possibility of Lin Ming suffering from a mental illness must also be considered.
If he truly suffers from a mental illness and there is no subjective intent, Lin Ming can be acquitted. Otherwise, he will be detained for ten days.
"Understood, Pei Dui (Team Leader Pei)!"
Xiao Wang and Xiao Li then found a stretcher to carry Lin Ming, heading towards Linjiang City First Peoples Hospital not far away.
Pei Yunxi, meanwhile, cooperated with the belated traffic police to ease traffic and resolve the congestion.
Lin Ming fell into a coma and was carried away by the two police officers, but the public opinion storm surrounding him quickly spread and expanded on the internet.
……………
At the same time, at Linjiang City Railway Station.
Mu Feng got out of a luxury car, wearing a mask and sunglasses, completely wrapped up, and began to look around the station, seemingly waiting for someone.
For the past three days, videos of Mu Feng wildly eating 'oli gei' (a euphemism for feces) have been continuously spreading online, causing an extremely negative impact on Mu Feng.
Even though Mu Group hired internet trolls to fight back, it was completely ineffective. It was as if an invisible hand was secretly manipulating everything, causing the topic of him wildly eating 'oli gei' to remain highly trending.
Without even thinking, Mu Feng knew that the person behind this was Jiang Che, that damned bastard!
With the influence of the Jiang Family, even keeping topics about him on the trending searches of major apps for a month was a minor matter.
Although he felt extremely aggrieved and frustrated, Mu Feng was completely helpless and could only swallow his anger.
Facing Jiang Che, the super villain from the Godly Doctor Descends from the Mountain storyline, Mu Feng's current strength was still too weak.
Against such a dangerous individual, Mu Feng knew he had no chance of winning.
After much deliberation, Mu Feng finally had a clue on how to deal with Jiang Che and planned to use a borrowed knife to kill.
If he, a mere cannon fodder character, couldn't contend with Jiang Che, surely the protagonist Chen Hao could?
His current relationship with Chen Hao was that of iron brothers, having grown up together since childhood. Even after Chen Hao went up the mountain to learn martial arts, their contact never ceased.
With Chen Hao's arrogant, haughty, and self-important brainless personality, Mu Feng was completely confident he could easily trick him into losing his bearings.
Mu Feng was well aware that the protagonist's halo was an utterly unreasonable existence. Protagonists like Chen Hao were born with immense luck, arising in response to destiny.
Everything they did went smoothly: picking up money on the street, finding secret manuals after falling off a cliff, encountering a fallen old man in the park who turned out to be a retired high-ranking official, even eating fried noodles at a street stall could lead to encountering thugs harassing the female lead...
Sending Chen Hao to deal with Jiang Che, with the unreasonable protagonist's halo, Mu Feng didn't think Chen Hao would lose.
And he himself could continuously backstab the protagonist Chen Hao during this process, thereby receiving System rewards and reaching the pinnacle of life!
When the snipe and clam fight, the fisherman benefits.
Having transmigrated, knowing the plot's direction, and awakening the System, how could he possibly lose?
He was the man destined to stand at the pinnacle of this world in the future!
The present humiliation was merely a temporary test from the heavens!
Imagining Jiang Che prostrating at his feet and begging for mercy in the future, Mu Feng felt a rush of pleasure. He couldn't help but laugh out loud, looking up at the sky and roaring with laughter, unrestrained.
Mu Feng's laughter quickly drew the attention of passersby, who all moved away from this mentally unstable person.
As Mu Feng eagerly anticipated, the train finally slowly arrived at the station.
At the exit, a thin young man appeared, with delicate features, wearing faded jeans and Old Beijing cloth shoes, carrying a canvas bag, constantly looking left and right with a lecherous gaze.