211: The best recruitment brochure

“I’m a lunatic, I’m a lunatic, I’ll risk my life for money!”

The school leaders were almost driven mad with anger, but Ye Tian on stage was still singing with all his might, passionately belting out the song, completely lost in the moment.

The vulgar lyrics were transmitted through the microphone throughout the entire venue, causing countless people to drop their jaws in shock.

Those who reacted quickly pulled out their phones, opened the recording app, and started recording.

“Holy cow, that’s amazing!”

“I told you, our Lin University definitely has something special about it. As expected of a six-dynasty ancient capital, it truly is a place of outstanding people and heroes!”

“Last time, that idiotic security guard had diarrhea in public at the stadium, ‘water flowing down three thousand feet,’ and this time it’s this guy named Ye Tian singing this kind of song… The reputation of our Lin University has been completely ruined by these jerks!”

“I’m dying of laughter, this Ye Tian is simply the best recruitment brochure for our Lin University!”

“Principal: Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm.”

“Such vulgar lyrics…”

“Yuxuan sister, Chen Xuewei senior, let’s leave quickly!”

“Ugh, Mengxi can’t take it anymore!”

A faint blush appeared on Liu Mengxi’s milky white little face; she was flushed, her eyes were light pink, and she covered her ears with her hands, wishing to banish all those vulgar lyrics from her mind.

Where did this freak Ye Tian come from?

He actually sang such a disgusting song at an important occasion like the Freshmen Welcome Party.

How could a person be so shameless?

Does he really not fear social death?

Liu Mengxi felt ashamed to be classmates with such a guy.

“Mm-hmm, let’s go quickly…”

“He’s truly an unreasonable madman…”

Chen Xuewei nodded in strong agreement, her delicate brows slightly furrowed, a hint of disgust flashing in her eyes. She and Shen Yuxuan, protecting the Little Loli in white stockings, left the venue.

These days, freaks are truly becoming more and more common.

Could it be that, just as the internet says, college students are the most repressed group?

Perhaps after being repressed for too long, this guy Ye Tian simply went insane?

………………

“Jiang Che, let’s leave too.”

“This guy… he’s so perverted!”

Seeing the surrounding crowd gradually disperse, and most of the girls choosing to leave, Xia Qingge also just wanted to quickly leave this troublesome place.

If she stayed here, she feared her spirit would continue to suffer a barrage of attacks.

Before this, where had Miss Xia ever heard such vulgar lyrics?

With Ye Tian’s wailing constantly echoing in her ears, Xia Qingge felt that she was not doing well at all.

“Then let’s go…”

Jiang Che smiled strangely, but did not refuse, and left the party venue with Xia Qingge and Chu Yuechan.

Ye Tian’s outcome was already obvious: expulsion from school and being sent to a mental hospital was 100% certain.

Once he was in the mental hospital, Jiang Che had plenty of ways to deal with this Son of Fortune and torture him to death.

Ye Tian’s performance also somewhat exceeded Jiang Che’s expectations; it was truly both funny and exasperating.

One could only say that the Insane Talisman was still too powerful. It was simply too easy to use against a Son of Fortune like Ye Tian who had not yet fully developed.

After tonight, Ye Tian’s reputation as Linjiang’s Sixth Genius was undeniable, but it was the principal who suffered…

Once the public opinion storm started, his pressure would be the greatest.

Under the principal’s command, several security guards maintaining order quickly entered, took the microphone from Ye Tian’s hand, escorted him out, and brought him before the principal.

“You… you are simply a scoundrel!”

“Which department are you a student of?”

“How could you sing such a disgusting song at the Freshmen Welcome Party!”

The principal, with his graying hair, was so angry that his face turned red and his neck swelled. His finger trembled as he pointed at Ye Tian and cursed loudly.

Unfortunately, the principal was a learned and cultured man, full of refinement. At most, he would curse a few words like ‘scoundrel,’ and simply could not utter overly vulgar terms.

Even though he was almost driven mad with anger, the principal still maintained his composure and tried his best to restrain himself.

Unfortunately, his angry attitude was undoubtedly like casting pearls before swine.

Ye Tian, still in a state of madness, could not answer his questions at all, only wailing incessantly.

“Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, saying the camel shivers!”

“Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah…”

“Scoundrel, beast!”

“Expel him from school immediately and send him to a mental hospital!”

“Tell the admissions office to come to my office tomorrow!”

“These days, why are all sorts of people coming to our university? This shameless scoundrel is simply disgracing our school!”

Seeing that Ye Tian showed no sign of remorse, and was even still singing those vulgar and disgusting lyrics, the principal could no longer hold back. His aged body trembling, he almost roared out loud.

After roaring, the principal was so angry that he couldn’t catch his breath, his eyes rolled back, and he fainted on the spot.

Fortunately, a dean standing nearby was quick-witted and swiftly supported the old principal’s body.

“Principal, Principal!”

…………………

After leaving the venue, it was already close to nine in the evening. The sky had completely darkened, a bright moon hung in the sky, and the starlit river was brilliant.

The evening breeze blew gently, causing Xia Qingge’s and Chu Yuechan’s skirts to sway softly, and the girls’ dark hair to flutter in the wind.

“Jiang Che, it’s already very late… Are you going home?”

“Yes, how about you two?”

“Chu Yuechan and I are also planning to go back and rest. Anyway, we don’t have classes tomorrow, so we can sleep in…”

“A perfectly good Freshmen Welcome Party was completely ruined by Ye Tian, how disappointing!”

Xia Qingge wrinkled her delicate nose, complaining and shaking her head inwardly.

These days, all sorts of oddballs can get into university.

She never expected that a top-tier prestigious school like Lin University would also have someone like Ye Tian; it was truly a mixed bag.

People say that university is a miniature society, and now Xia Qingge finally understood the meaning of that statement.

“Isn’t that the truth…”

“This Ye Tian is truly a big idiot, a brainless fellow!”

“To actually sing this kind of song at the party, how shameless!”

Chu Yuechan interjected, cursing a few words in a low voice, her hands on her hips, fully displaying the feistiness of a young lady.

Simple verbal abuse, ultimate enjoyment.

Compared to the gentle and elegant Xia Qingge, who always maintained a lady-like image, Chu Yuechan had far fewer reservations. All sorts of vulgarities flowed from her mouth, greeting Ye Tian’s entire ancestry.

Such a shameless and depraved scoundrel should be condemned by everyone!

Boys might not feel much, but any girl with normal values would be utterly disgusted by Ye Tian.

【Xia Qingge is extremely disgusted with Ye Tian, Emotion Value +7777…】

【Chu Yuechan is utterly disgusted, Emotion Value +7979…】

“There’s no need to get angry with a lunatic like him…”

“After today, you won’t be able to see this guy at Lin University anymore.”

Hearing the continuous system prompts in his mind, Jiang Che chuckled inwardly and casually offered a few words of comfort.

Tonight was truly a worthwhile trip!

Including the Emotion Value provided by his little wives Liu Mengxi and Shen Yuxuan, as well as Chen Xuewei, the Emotion Value harvested this time had reached fifty thousand, which was quite substantial.