137: Chen Hao turns into a super warm man

“Holy crap!”

“You're a goddamn pervert!”

Under the incredibly shocked and astonished gazes of Yang Cuifen and Wang Da'ni, Chen Hao opened his mouth wide, chewed for a bit, and then swallowed it all down into his stomach.

His expression was one of enjoyment, as if he hadn't had enough.

After the initial shock, a look of terror appeared on Yang Cuifen’s large face, and she shrieked wildly, stomping her wide, fleshy thighs in fright.

Immediately, the ground trembled, and Yang Cuifen's entire body of fat began to jiggle, which was utterly disgusting.

Yang Cuifen's voice was incredibly loud and high-pitched, and all the guests present had been paying attention to Chen Hao, who seemed somewhat abnormal.

Therefore, the moment Yang Cuifen wailed, everyone turned their heads, exclaiming repeatedly.

“Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!”

“I didn't see wrong, did I? This guy actually ate the tissue Yang Cuifen just used?”

“Damn it, that's disgusting, screw this!”

“Not gonna lie, buddy… one can be perverted, but not bizarre, right?”

“Yang Cuifen, that thousand-jin young lady, you can actually bring yourself to do that?”

“Could it be to curry favor with this dead pig fat woman?”

“After all, the Yang family has billions in assets, making them quite wealthy, and Yang Cuifen is definitely a rich woman…”

“I admire you, I truly do!”

“To endure what ordinary people cannot, buddy, if you succeed, I won't be envious at all. You're awesome!”

“Young people always think of taking shortcuts. Are they really that unwilling to work hard?”

“I can't… I'm going to throw up, that's really an eyesore!”

“Wuwuwu, compensate me for my emotional distress…”

“I'm dying of laughter, quickly record it. This time, I'm going to get first-hand traffic and go viral on Yin Fu!”

“Indeed, my Linjiang truly produces many talents.”

Listening to the curses and discussions from the surrounding crowd, Chen Hao remained expressionless, but inwardly, he was utterly mortified and wanted to cry without tears.

At this moment, he only wanted to immediately move to another planet.

It was true that Chen Hao was thick-skinned, but that didn't mean he had no shame whatsoever!

Being pointed at and cursed by so many people, with all sorts of filthy words being hurled, Chen Hao felt like dying…

This damned young master is truly inhuman!

Chen Hao despairingly closed his eyes, his mind crashing, his expression numb.

I dare not open my eyes, I hope this is just my hallucination…

【Chen Hao's mind has collapsed, he hates you to the bone, Emotion Value +23234…】

【Chen Hao is mortified and wants to move to another planet, Emotion Value +12345…】

【Lin Tian is greatly surprised and becomes wary, Emotion Value +6655…】

Listening to the continuous system prompts in his mind, Jiang Che smiled, unable to hold back his laughter.

After such a scene, Chen Hao would be thoroughly famous in Linjiang from now on.

One must know that there were quite a few people who came to Xia Qingge's birthday banquet today, including some elites and dignitaries from various circles.

From this moment, the Fifth Talent of Linjiang was officially born.

Looking at Little Haozi's shabby attire, it was clear at a glance that he was struggling financially.

Since that was the case, he would be benevolent and help him, and it would also allow Little Haozi to experience the wonderful life of having women on both sides.

Tsk, he really was too kind-hearted!

Jiang Che immersed his mind, locked onto the 'Bewilderment Card' in the system space, and used it directly.

“Targeting Chen Hao, love interests locked onto Yang Cuifen, Wang Da'ni…”

“Ding, usage successful…”

As the Bewilderment Card officially took effect, Chen Hao immediately became even more abnormal.

One second, Chen Hao was still contemplating whether he should move to Jupiter or Mars.

The next second, his eyes suddenly softened infinitely, filled with deep affection and tender feelings.

Under the strange gazes of the crowd, Chen Hao stepped forward and walked to Yang Cuifen and Wang Da'ni, speaking softly.

“Two noble and beautiful ladies, I wonder if I, Chen Hao, have the honor of becoming friends with you?”

At this moment, Chen Hao directly transformed into a super warm man, no longer displaying his previous rebellious demeanor.

It was as if Yang Cuifen and Wang Da'ni, who stood before him, were not demon Bo Gang or super fat pigs, but rather heavenly beauties, rare in the human world, like rarely seen goddesses.

This sudden change in style truly fried everyone's CPUs.

Everyone looked at each other, utterly bewildered, not knowing what tricks Chen Hao was up to.

It was simply outrageous…

This damn Chen Hao, to latch onto a rich woman, he truly had no shame left!

What did Yang Cuifen and Wang Da'ni have to do with being noble and beautiful?

Ugh!

What a complete simp, utterly disgraceful!

“What did you say?”

“Become friends with us?”

“Kid, are you sure?”

Wang Da'ni narrowed her eyes, surveying Chen Hao from head to toe, her large mouth stretched into a grin, her fat jiggling.

The eerie curve of her lips was even more terrifying than Chen Hao, the divine doctor who came down from the mountains, even more so by three points.

As she scrutinized the fair-skinned and tender Chen Hao, a hint of satisfaction flashed in Wang Da'ni's eyes.

Although Chen Hao was plain-looking and unremarkable, his physique seemed quite good, very well-proportioned, exactly the type she loved, though she wondered about his performance in bed.

Since Chen Hao, this tender-skinned fellow, had actively thrown himself into her arms, Wang Da'ni naturally wouldn't refuse.

Normally, besides enjoying various delicacies, she and her good sister Yang Cuifen most enjoyed tormenting and humiliating men, their psyches long since severely twisted.

Steel wool, durians, whips, and various other methods were abundant and endless.

Although Chen Hao's recent behavior seemed extremely bizarre, as if he had a screw loose, she didn't particularly care.

After all, she had made her male consorts do similar things before, and she had even done many more excessive things.

As the thousand-jin young lady of the Wang family, Wang Da'ni was also extremely wealthy.

As long as the money was enough, there were plenty of men willing to flatter them and please them endlessly.

However, those men would at most stay for three or four days before taking the money and running, and not a single one dared to stay long-term.

Therefore, Wang Da'ni hadn't found a man in a long time recently, and her heart was also empty, lonely, and cold.

Since Chen Hao had offered himself up, she naturally wouldn't let him go.

Let big sister pamper you well, hehehe!

Yang Cuifen also looked at Chen Hao in surprise, her gaze sweeping over him. Seeing Chen Hao's well-proportioned physique, her eyes lit up, her large face flushed, her breathing quickened, and her fat jiggled again.

If the occasion hadn't been inappropriate, Yang Cuifen truly wished she could have pounced on Chen Hao right then and there!

He understands me!

After so many years, there's actually a man who's actively offered himself up?

Indeed, my charm is infinite, those stinky bitches can't compare to me!

Otherwise, why would Chen Hao only seek friendship with me and Da'ni, and not with those other young ladies?

Confident women are the most beautiful, and I am the most beautiful woman in this world!