133: Chapter 133 Landing and Getting Killed? No, It's Landing and Getting a Meal!
The moment the dizziness from the space teleportation faded, a thick stench of rot and sulfur rushed straight to the top of his head.
Wilderness Abyss.
Here, the sun never shines, and gray mist shrouds everything. Jagged black rock walls surround the area, and occasionally, the shrill roars of beasts can be heard from afar.
In such a gloomy and terrifying environment, a normal person would instinctively hold their breath and carefully hide their figure upon entering.
But Lin Fan was an exception.
"Holy crap! Bright! It's too bright!"
As soon as Murong Yan opened her eyes, the scene before her made her eyes water.
Lin Fan stood at the very front of the group, and his "Green Light Guardian" battle suit, in this dim environment, looked like a multi-thousand-watt light bulb, emitting a ghastly green fluorescence.
Within a five-hundred-meter radius, everything that had been pitch black was now dyed a weird green.
Even the stones on the ground, the withered grass, and the faces of Xia Wanqiu and Murong Yan were glowing green.
"Brother Fan... can you please turn off this light..."
Xia Wanqiu covered her eyes, her little face flushed red.
This was just too embarrassing.
They were like living targets in the middle of the night, and the kind that came with their own BGM and spotlight, at that.
Lin Fan chuckled and reached out to pat the huge, funny smiley face on his chest.
"Off? Why turn it off?"
"Class monitor, you don't understand. This is called strategic deterrence."
"Besides, this place is pitch black. What if you two beautiful ladies fall down? I'm doing this to light the way for you!"
While speaking, Lin Fan cheekily sidled up to Murong Yan.
By the green light, he unscrupulously sized up Murong Yan's long legs wrapped in tight leather pants.
Under the fluorescence, the lines of her legs looked even more rounded and alluring.
"Senior, you chose a good pair of pants today. The reflective effect is quite good."
Murong Yan was so angry she wanted to draw her sword.
"Lin Fan!"
"Do you believe I'll peel that skin of yours off!"
Just as the two were bickering, countless scarlet eyes suddenly lit up in the surrounding darkness.
"Roar—!"
Low growls rose and fell one after another.
Immediately after, rustling sounds came from all directions.
Dozens of "Iron-Armored Demon Wolves," each as big as a calf and covered in black scales, crawled out of the mist.
They had been lurking in the shadows to hunt, but suddenly, their dog eyes were blinded by a green luminous object.
Any demon beast would be unable to tolerate such provocation!
"Watch out! It's a pack of Tier 3 High-Grade Iron-Armored Demon Wolves!"
Murong Yan's expression changed, and she instantly entered combat mode, drawing her long sword.
Xia Wanqiu also nervously raised her staff, ready to cast a Healing Spell at any moment.
Only Lin Fan, looking at the pack of baring-fanged demon wolves, had eyes shining with excitement.
Instead of retreating, he excitedly took a step forward, picked up the megaphone around his neck, and pressed the play button.
"Unts-unts! Unts-unts!"
The extremely rhythmic heavy bass exploded instantly.
Lin Fan wiggled his butt and beckoned to the wolf pack with his finger.
"Hey you, the leader, what are you looking at? I'm talking about you!"
"You look like a coal ball, and you're not even as bright as my clothes."
"Did you not eat? Hurry up and come bite me!"
"Awoooo—!!!"
The Wolf King felt it had been subjected to a great insult.
At its command, dozens of Iron-Armored Demon Wolves turned into black lightning, crazily pouncing toward the green luminous object.
"Well come!"
Lin Fan laughed loudly, spread his arms wide, and struck a pose as if to embrace them.
Even, to make it easier for the wolf pack to bite, he specifically stretched his neck out a little.
"Bang bang bang bang!"
Dense sounds of impact rang out.
Several demon wolves charging at the very front slammed hard into Lin Fan, and their sharp fangs gnawed crazily at his arms, thighs, and even his butt.
[Ding! Received bite from Tier 3 High-Grade demon beast! Defense +15!]
[Ding! Received attack from sharp claws! Defense +12!]
[Ding! Triggered Thorn Armor LV3! Reflecting 300% damage!]
"Awooo—!"
Screams of pain rang out instantly.
But it wasn't Lin Fan's; it was the demon wolves'.
The demon wolf that had bitten Lin Fan's arm had all its teeth instantly shattered, dripping with blood.
The one that grabbed Lin Fan's thigh had its claws snapped, exposing white, jagged bones.
Even more terrifying was the effect of [Soul Shock].
These few demon wolves seemed to have suddenly gone insane; their eyes rolled back, they collapsed on the ground foaming at the mouth, and their limbs were still twitching constantly.
That was their brains being buzzed into stupidity.
Lin Fan stood in the middle of the wolf pack, letting these demon wolves attack, an expression of enjoyment on his face.
"Awesome!"
"This force is a little light, but there are many of them, so it barely counts as an appetizer."
He even had the leisure to turn his head and wink at the dumbfounded Xia Wanqiu and Murong Yan.
"Class monitor, senior, don't just stand there."
"The buffet is open!"
"I'll hold the aggro, you two just focus on dealing damage!"
"Remember not to kill them too fast, let me enjoy myself a bit longer!"
Murong Yan looked at that pack of demon wolves surrounding Lin Fan and attacking crazily, only to end up half-dead from the recoil, her mouth twitching violently.
Is this even a battle?
This is clearly a scene of someone staging a scam!
These demon wolves really had the worst luck in eight lifetimes to have encountered such a pervert.
"Wanqiu, let's join in!"
Murong Yan took a deep breath, swung her long sword, and slashed waves of sharp sword energy toward the demon wolves that were already low on health.
Xia Wanqiu also reacted and cast a [Life Shield] on Lin Fan; although Lin Fan didn't need it at all, it increased her sense of participation.
For a time, the entrance to the abyss was in chaos.
Green light flickered, tacky DJ music blared to the heavens, accompanied by the shrill screams of the demon wolves.
Lin Fan, while taking hits, didn't forget to hold the megaphone and provide commentary.
"Hey, hey, hey! That wolf, where are you biting? That's my butt! There's a lot of meat there, use more force!"
"Holy crap! Who told you to bite that spot! Let go! I can't tank that spot!"
"Forget it, I'll just use damage reflection to shock you to death, you turtle grandson!"
In just ten minutes.
The ground was littered with the corpses of the demon wolves.
Most of them had shattered teeth and were brain-dead.
Lin Fan patted the dust off his butt, feeling unfulfilled, and took a look at his system panel.
The experience bar for Defense Level had risen just a tiny bit.
"Tsk, Tier 3 demon beasts are still too weak."
"Not intense enough."
He raised his head and looked toward the depths of the abyss; those eyes, set against the green light, were even more greedy than the demon beasts.
"Let's go!"
"We're going to pull a bigger wave!"
"If I don't clear out the monsters in this abyss today, I'll change my last name!"
The central area of the Wilderness Abyss.
This was a vast forest of jagged stones.
At this moment, the tranquility here was thoroughly broken.
"The vast horizon is my love..."
Deafening music echoed through the stone forest.
A green speck of light was sprinting in front, followed by a dense, massive shadow.
That was a mixed beast tide consisting of a full hundred "Bloodthirsty Demon Apes" and "Venomous Lizards."
The scene was extremely spectacular.
It was just like a marathon race.
"Brother Fan! There are too many! Really, there are too many!"
"We're going to be surrounded!"
Xia Wanqiu followed behind Lin Fan, her little face pale, panting for breath.
She had never seen such a formation before.
In the past, when running dungeons, it was always about carefully pulling one monster and fighting it.
Lin Fan, on the other hand, held a megaphone, running and shouting all the way, drawing out all the monsters within a few miles.
Murong Yan was also sweating on her forehead; she could barely hold the sword in her hand.
"Lin Fan! You lunatic!"
"With this many Tier 4 demon beasts, their spit alone could drown us!"
Lin Fan, however, was running extremely happily, even occasionally turning back and stopping, afraid that the monsters behind would lose him.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!"
"This is called the 'monster-gathering' playstyle!"
"This is what creates atmosphere!"
Just then.
A team of people suddenly rushed out from the stone forest on the side.
It was the team from Beijing Martial Arts University.
The leader was none other than Long Xiaotian.
They had also fought their way through all obstacles along the way, intending to ambush Lin Fan ahead. But when they looked up, they saw this scene that shocked the whole family.
Monsters covering the mountains and plains, chasing after a pervert emitting green light.
"Holy crap!"
"What the hell is this situation?"
A member of Beijing Martial Arts University was so scared that the sword in his hand dropped.
Long Xiaotian was stunned at first, then a look of wild joy appeared on his face.
"Hahahaha!"
"There is a road to heaven you don't take, and no door to hell you come knocking!"
"That idiot Lin Fan must have pulled too many monsters!"
"Being hunted by so many demon beasts, he's dead for sure!"
"Brothers! The opportunity is here!"
"Let's rush up and give him a pincer attack!"
"Beat the drowning dog!"
At Long Xiaotian's command, dozens of elites from Beijing Martial Arts University rushed up, howling.
They had a beautiful plan.
Taking advantage of Lin Fan being hunted by the beast tide, they would cut in from the side, directly reap the kills, and incidentally steal a wave of monsters.
Lin Fan was leading the run in the front when he suddenly saw a group of people in black rushing out from the side.
The big bald guy leading them, who else could it be but Long Xiaotian?
Lin Fan was amused.
Not only were all the dishes served, but the sucker who would pay the bill had also arrived.
He slammed on the brakes suddenly.
His feet plowed two deep trenches into the ground.
Then he turned around to face the surging beast tide behind him and the charging Long Xiaotian and his group from the side.
"Yo!"
"Isn't this Senior Long?"
"So polite, bringing people to pick me up?"
"Since you're here, don't leave!"
Lin Fan chuckled and pulled the [Mask of the God of Taunt] from his bosom, slapping it onto his face.
That extremely punchable vibe instantly exploded.
Immediately after.
[Taunt Aura LV4] activated at full power!
[Taunt Range: 200 meters!]
Hum!
An invisible mental wave spread out instantly from Lin Fan as the center.
The beast tide that had originally just been chasing Lin Fan now had eyes that instantly turned blood-red, with only one thought left in their minds: kill this green bastard!
And Long Xiaotian and his group, who had just rushed into the two-hundred-meter range, also shuddered.
An inexplicable rage rushed straight to their heads.
Looking at Lin Fan's face, they felt their hands itching uncontrollably, wishing they could tear him to pieces immediately.
Intelligence?
What is that?
At this very moment, under the intelligence-reducing blow of the Taunt Aura, everyone turned into brutes who only knew how to auto-attack.
"Grandson! Everyone's here!"
"Come, come, come! Hit here!"
Lin Fan patted his chest and shouted loudly.
The next second.
The beast tide and the crowd from Beijing Martial Arts University did not engage in a chaotic brawl as expected.
Instead, guided by the power of the rules, they all locked their targets onto Lin Fan alone.
Over a hundred demon beasts, plus dozens of martial arts geniuses.
All sorts of fireballs, ice spikes, venom, blade energy, and sword light came crashing down toward Lin Fan, covering the sky and earth.
"Brother Fan!"
Xia Wanqiu screamed in fright, instinctively wanting to rush over and block in front of Lin Fan.
Lin Fan, however, pulled her behind him in one motion, and in the same flow, dragged Murong Yan over as well.
He used his broad back to block the two women, shielding them in an absolutely safe triangular zone.
"Hide well!"
"Don't interfere with my performance!"
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