136: Chapter 136 Taking the Bird Out for a Walk?!
Lin Fan turned the megaphone volume to the max and unleashed a torrent of crazy abuse at the Abyssal Demon, which was still posing.
"Hey!"
"You ugly monster that looks like a burnt sweet potato!"
"Why are you yelling so loud? Didn't you brush your teeth this morning? Your bad breath almost knocked me out!"
"What's the point of being so big? You're just a useless piece of trash that's all show and no go!"
"If you have the guts, come over and slash me!"
"If you can't kill me today, you're my grandson!"
Silence.
Deathly silence.
The Abyssal Demon's roar stuck in its throat, and its huge, burning eyes stared fixedly at the human, who was as small as an ant beneath its feet.
Its intelligence was not low.
It could fully understand the provocation and insults in Lin Fan's words.
As the absolute overlord of this region, when had it ever suffered such grievances?
A piece of trash human without even a fluctuation of spiritual energy actually dared to point at its nose and call it out for having bad breath?
Boom!
The Abyssal Demon was completely enraged.
It flapped the leathery wings on its back violently, and its massive body charged over at a terrifying speed.
The flame scythe in its right hand was raised high, and with the momentum to cleave everything in its path, it slashed down directly at Lin Fan's head!
"Hellfire Scythe!"
This strike even caused the space itself to emit a faint, tearing wail.
"Brother Fan!"
Xia Wanqiu closed her eyes in despair.
Murong Yan's eyes also turned red with anxiety.
This kid is truly crazy!
To dare to court death like this in front of a Level 6 Beast Lord!
Just at the moment when the giant flame scythe was about to split Lin Fan in two, Lin Fan suddenly raised his head.
The [Mask of the God of Taunt] was instantly placed on his face.
[Taunt Aura LV4]! Full power burst!
Hum!
An irresistible force of rules directly enveloped the Abyssal Demon.
The demon had originally just intended to slash Lin Fan to death and be done with it.
But under the stimulation of this mental pollution, its sanity completely snapped!
Now, it only wanted to use the most cruel and violent means to smash the punchable human in front of it into a pulp!
"Roar!"
The speed of the scythe instantly doubled!
It slashed fiercely onto Lin Fan's shoulder!
Clang!
An extremely piercing metallic screech rang out.
Sparks flew everywhere.
Immediately following that was a dazzling series of system notifications.
[Ding! Received a slash from a Level 6 Initial-Rank Beast Lord! Defense +3000!]
[Ding! Received Hellfire burning! Fire Resistance LV2 Experience +1000!]
[Ding! Detected that the host has suffered massive physical damage, triggering Thorn Armor LV3! Rebounding 300% true damage and inflicting Soul Shock!]
Bang!
The Abyssal Demon's massive body trembled violently.
Its right arm, which was holding the scythe, emitted a teeth-gritting sound of bone cracking.
A visible shockwave exploded from inside its arm, instantly blowing that thick arm into a bloody mess.
At the same time, the effect of Soul Shock caused its massive body to stumble back two steps, and a trace of confusion and pain flashed in its giant eyes.
It couldn't figure it out no matter what.
It had clearly used its full-strength slash.
Not only did it fail to split this human in two, but it had ended up seriously injured itself?
Was this human a top-tier magical artifact that had gained sentience?
Just as the Abyssal Demon was questioning its existence, Lin Fan was excitedly howling in that sea of fire.
"Awesome!"
"So awesome!"
"Is this the power of a Level 6 Beast Lord? Damn, that feels good!"
Lin Fan jumped out of the pit.
The tight combat suit he had just put on had completely turned to Ash in the high temperature.
Now, he was left with only a pair of boxer shorts made of an unknown material.
His bronze-colored skin radiated an alluring luster under the reflection of the flames.
He patted the shoulder that had just been slashed.
There was only a shallow white mark there; not even the skin was broken.
This was the insane Defense of LV35!
Even for a Level 6 Beast, as long as it wasn't the type of penetrating attack specifically designed to counter Defense, it couldn't break through his Defenses at all!
"Is that it?"
Lin Fan pointed at the Abyssal Demon, gave a fierce thumbs-down gesture.
"Didn't you eat?"
"You don't even have the strength to slash someone, how can you be a Beast Lord? Go home and grow sweet potatoes!"
The Abyssal Demon was completely enraged by Lin Fan's words.
The confusion in its eyes was instantly replaced by violent killing intent.
It didn't care about damage reflection anymore!
Today, it had to grind this human into dust!
Boom, boom, boom!
The Abyssal Demon completely fell into a crazed berserk state.
It brandished its two giant flame scythes and launched an inhumane, frenzied bombardment on the area where Lin Fan was located.
Every strike carried the power to destroy heaven and earth.
The entire central region of the Abyss seemed to have ushered in the apocalypse.
The ground was collapsing, and the rocks were melting.
In the distance, Xia Wanqiu and Murong Yan had long since retreated behind a giant boulder hundreds of meters away.
Watching the area ahead, which had completely turned into a sea of magma and fire, the two women hugged each other in fear.
"This commotion has basically brought the sky down!"
Murong Yan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, her palms full of cold sweat.
"Lin Fan... can he really hold up?"
"These are continuous Level 6 attacks!"
Xia Wanqiu gripped her staff tightly, tears swirling in her eyes.
"Brother Fan will definitely be fine! He is the man whom even Instructor Lei Zhan and Principal Rakshasa couldn't hurt!"
Although she said that, her body couldn't stop trembling.
Meanwhile, at the center of the explosion, Lin Fan was as relaxed as if he were soaking in a hot spring.
The sky full of flames and magma crashing down on him didn't make him feel any pain; instead, every cell in his body was cheering with joy.
[Ding! Received continuous intense flame burning! Defense +800!]
[Ding! Received blunt weapon smashing! Defense +1200!]
[Ding! Received mental pressure! Mental Resistance +500!]
The experience bar was visibly skyrocketing.
"Hey, hey, hey! Left side, left side! My left shoulder is a bit sore, yes, yes, yes, right there, smash harder!"
"Holy crap! Your fire is too hot, can you lower the temperature a bit? The bathwater is about to boil!"
"And that scythe of yours, can you stop always slashing at one spot? Spread the love, you know!"
Lin Fan hopped back and forth in the magma pool.
While getting beaten, he pointed and gestured at the Abyssal Demon.
This scene was bizarre to the extreme.
The Abyssal Demon was really going crazy now.
It had been slashing for a full five minutes!
Not only did it fail to kill this human, but its own hands were shaken by the damage reflection until the bones were almost exposed.
Internally, its organs were churning due to that weird Soul Shock.
It, a dignified Level 6 Beast Lord, had actually beaten itself to the point of vomiting blood while attacking a human!
What's the point of fighting anymore!
The demon's intelligence finally overcame its rage.
It suddenly stopped attacking, flapped its tattered leathery wings violently, and its massive body rose from the ground, preparing to slip away.
If it couldn't afford to offend him, couldn't it at least hide?
"Hey! Don't leave!"
"I was just starting to feel it, why are you wilting already!"
When Lin Fan saw the demon was about to run, he got anxious.
This was a walking experience pack!
If he let it run away today, he'd have to slap himself twice before going to sleep tonight.
"Get down here!"
Lin Fan bent his legs violently, and the ground was instantly stomped into a large crater.
He shot up into the sky like a cannonball.
He jumped directly onto the Abyssal Demon's back.
He grabbed its two huge curved horns tightly with both hands.
"Grandson! Where are you running to!"
Lin Fan slapped the [Mask of the God of Taunt] directly onto the demon's forehead.
Hum!
Mental pollution descended once again.
The Abyssal Demon, which was preparing to escape in mid-air, suddenly felt a buzzing in its head.
Its previously clear sanity was once again forcibly wiped out.
Now, its eyes only saw Lin Fan's punchable face.
"Roar!"
The demon gave up flying, rolled over in mid-air, and smashed heavily towards the ground.
It wanted to grind Lin Fan to death!
Boom!
The human and the demon, like a huge meteorite, smashed fiercely into the rock forest.
The ground was instantly smashed into a bottomless crater.
[Ding! Received high-altitude fall impact! Defense +5000!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host! Defense Level increased to LV36!]
Along with a crisp sound from the system, Lin Fan felt an extremely massive warm current surge within his body.
His bones, muscles, and organs underwent another qualitative leap.
His body density now was simply dozens of times harder than diamond!
"Hahahaha! Leveled up!"
Lin Fan crawled out of the giant crater, laughing wildly with excitement.
And beneath his feet, that Level 6 Initial-Rank Abyssal Demon was now completely limp at the bottom of the crater, with more air going out than coming in.
That high-altitude fall just now, combined with the 300% damage reflection from the Thorn Armor, had shattered all its bones and organs.
Its massive body began to shrivel rapidly, and its life force faded away quickly.
In the end, it turned into a pile of Ash.
Leaving behind only a fist-sized Inner Core, radiating extremely pure fire energy, lying quietly at the bottom of the pit.
"Level 6 Top-Grade Fire Attribute Inner Core!"
Lin Fan's eyes lit up, and he grabbed the Inner Core in his hand.
If this thing were sold, it would be worth at least tens of millions of Federal Credits!
And for a Fire Attribute Awakened, this was a priceless treasure!
"Made a killing, made a killing!"
Lin Fan happily put the Inner Core into his spatial ring.
Just as he was about to call the two women hiding in the distance over.
He suddenly felt a cool breeze blow by.
He looked down.
The only pair of boxer shorts on his body had also been completely destroyed in the high-altitude fall just now.
Now, all he had on his entire body was the Taunt mask worn on his face.
Truly stark naked.
"Holy crap!"
Lin Fan's old face flushed red, and he quickly covered his privates with both hands.
Although he was usually shameless, this kind of public streaking was still a bit beyond his bottom line.
"Brother Fan!"
"Lin Fan!"
At this time, Xia Wanqiu and Murong Yan had already run over from behind the rock.
Seeing the demon that had turned into Ash at the bottom of the pit, their faces were full of disbelief.
A Level 6 Beast Lord, just played to death by him like this?
However, when their gaze shifted to Lin Fan, the two women's footsteps froze simultaneously.
Time seemed to have stopped at this moment.
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