37: Chapter 37 Lei Hu, right? Didn't eat? Coming to give away experience points first thing in the morning!
It's early morning, the air is quite nice.
Lin Fan was woken up by a crackling sound of electricity.
He groggily climbed out of his three-meter-wide soft bed and scratched his bedhead.
"Who is it? Setting off firecrackers so early in the morning?"
Yawning, Lin Fan put on his SpongeBob boxers, slipped into his flip-flops, and sauntered to the villa entrance.
Outside the large iron gate.
Lei Hu had been holding a pose he deemed cool and domineering for ten minutes.
His body was wrapped in lightning, his hair stood on end, and purple electric arcs danced across his biceps, emitting a "zzzt" sound.
With this look, anyone who didn't know better would think he had just been struck by lightning.
Seeing Lin Fan come out, Lei Hu's eyes narrowed, and his aura exploded instantly.
"Lin Fan! I am of the Jiangbei Lei family…"
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Lin Fan waved his hand, interrupting him with an impatient expression.
"If you're delivering a package, just leave it at the door; if it's takeout, hang it on the handle; if you're a salesman, get lost."
Lei Hu: "…"
His raging lightning almost retracted because of that one sentence.
Who the hell is a delivery guy!
Can't you see my outfit, my aura, these special effects?!
"I am Lei Hu! The strongest freshman of this year! I want to challenge you!"
Lei Hu roared, lightning erupting from his body, scorching the surrounding ground black.
Lin Fan had still been rubbing his eyes.
Upon hearing this, his eyes instantly lit up.
Lin Fan looked Lei Hu up and down.
These purple electric arcs, this destructive energy fluctuation.
Top-tier!
This is a rare lightning-type talent!
High damage, paralysis effect, and it can temper the body!
Lin Fan's attitude did a 180-degree turn instantly.
His face was full of enthusiastic smiles as he opened the large iron gate.
He even made a "please" gesture.
"Oh! So it's Brother Lei Hu!"
"I've heard so much about you!"
"Come, come, come, don't stand outside, it's so sunny; come in, have some water, eat some breakfast?"
Lei Hu was stunned.
This script isn't right, is it?
Shouldn't we be trading insults and then fighting?
Why is he being so polite?
"I'm not eating! I want to duel you!"
Lei Hu stepped back cautiously, feeling like there was a trap.
Just then.
The villa door opened again.
Murong Yan walked out wearing a silk bathrobe.
The bathrobe was a bit short, and those straight, rounded long legs were dazzling.
She held a cup of coffee in her hand, her hair tied up casually, and her laziness exuded a deadly sexiness.
"Lin Fan, what are you making noise for so early in the morning? Do you not want to live?"
Murong Yan's voice had the huskiness of someone who had just woken up.
Lei Hu stared blankly.
Gulp.
He swallowed hard.
This... this kid is eating so well?!
Although Lei Hu was here to challenge him, he was, after all, a hot-blooded young man.
He had never seen such a scene, and his face turned red to the roots of his neck in an instant.
Lin Fan turned back to glance at Murong Yan.
He complained internally that this woman dressed too casually at home; wasn't this intentionally testing his restraint?
But there was serious business now.
The experience baby was right at the door; he couldn't let him run away.
Lin Fan shouted to Murong Yan, "Murong, there's a lightning-type youngster here who says he wants to help me with my morning exercise. I thought, isn't this just delivered experience... ahem, delivered sparring partner!"
Murong Yan sipped her coffee and glanced at Lei Hu.
"Oh, that kid from the Lei family."
"A-Grade Talent Wild Thunder, it's just so-so."
After saying this, Murong Yan turned and went back into the house, leaving a parting remark: "Remember to mop the floor at the entrance after you're done fighting."
Lei Hu felt deeply humiliated!
What do you mean by so-so?
What do you mean by mop the floor after fighting?
Is he a cleaner!
"Lin Fan! If you're a man, don't hide behind a woman!"
Lei Hu was furious; he was truly furious.
Lightning condensed in his hand, turning into a purple lightning spear.
"Take this! Spear of Thunder!"
Boom!
The thunder spear flew toward Lin Fan's chest with a piercing shriek.
For this strike, Lei Hu used 80% of his power!
He didn't believe Lin Fan would dare to take it head-on!
Even a Level 3 Martial Master would have to avoid the brunt of this strike!
However.
Lin Fan's next action left Lei Hu completely dumbfounded.
Seeing that Lin Fan didn't dodge.
Instead, he puffed out his chest.
He even pulled up his SpongeBob boxers.
"Boom!"
A loud bang.
Purple lightning exploded on Lin Fan's chest.
Dazzling electric light instantly engulfed Lin Fan.
The turf on the ground was blown away, and the air was filled with the smell of burning and ozone.
The corners of Lei Hu's mouth curled up into a smug sneer.
"Hmph, seeking death."
"Actually daring to take my Spear of Thunder head-on."
"Even a steel plate would be melted through!"
He confidently withdrew his hand, waiting to see Lin Fan fall to the ground, convulsing in misery.
This strike carried a strong high-voltage paralysis effect, enough to instantly shock an elephant into unconsciousness.
However.
A few seconds later.
The electric light dissipated.
The smoke and dust settled.
That figure wearing SpongeBob boxers was still standing straight there.
Let alone falling and convulsing.
He didn't even sway!
Lin Fan looked down at his chest.
There was a black mark there, but the skin was only slightly red.
[Ding! Suffered lightning-attribute attack! Defense +50!]
[Ding! Detected lightning entering the body, tempering cells...]
[Ding! Obtained Primary Lightning Resistance!]
That tingling, numb sensation spread throughout his body, as if countless little hands were giving him a full-body massage.
This shivering sensation that even touched his soul made Lin Fan moan involuntarily.
"Ah~"
"That feels good!"
Lei Hu: "???"
He was completely dumbfounded.
What the hell is this reaction?
This is my ultimate move, big brother!
Do you think this is a spa treatment?!
Lin Fan looked up, still wanting more.
Looking at the confused Lei Hu, he smacked his lips with some dissatisfaction.
"Is that it?"
"Haven't you eaten?"
"I thought your lightning looked quite intimidating, but how come it feels like a tickle when it hits?"
"Can you use some force?"
"Are you weak, you scrawny dog?"
This series of soul-searching questions directly broke Lei Hu's Defenses.
Scrawny dog?!
Never in his life had anyone dared to call him a scrawny dog!
"You're courting death!!"
Lei Hu's eyes were bloodshot, and his hair exploded completely.
He went completely berserk.
The spiritual power in his body surged wildly, and thunder could even be heard faintly in the sky.
"Wild Thunder: Heavenly Punishment!"
Lei Hu turned into a purple lightning bolt and instantly rushed in front of Lin Fan.
His fists, wrapped in ten thousand tons of thunder, smashed wildly at Lin Fan.
Bang bang bang bang bang!
Dense sounds of impact rang out like firecrackers.
Every punch carried enough power to shatter rocks.
Every punch carried terrifying high-voltage current.
Lin Fan stood in place, letting Lei Hu bombard him.
He even actively adjusted his posture to ensure Lei Hu hit everywhere equally.
Don't just hit the chest; the back, thighs, and arms all need attention.
[Ding! Defense +20!]
[Ding! Defense +25!]
[Ding! Lightning Resistance increased!]
[Ding! Defense +18!]
The system notification sounds in Lin Fan's mind were spamming wildly.
It felt so good.
It was even more comfortable than eating a ginseng fruit.
"Right, right, right! That's it!"
"A little to the left! Oh, not bad!"
"Use more strength! Haven't you eaten?"
"Lower! Hit lower! Oh, not there! The thigh!"
Lin Fan directed while getting beaten.
Lei Hu became more and more alarmed as he fought.
The more he fought, the more despair he felt.
His fists were swollen.
His spiritual power was almost exhausted.
But this pervert in front of him, besides being a little red and his clothes being a little torn, was completely fine!
And he was even enjoying it!
What kind of monster is this?!
Finally.
After throwing hundreds of punches in a row.
Lei Hu's movements slowed down.
He panted heavily, sweat streaming down his cheeks, and his arms were too sore to lift.
The spiritual power in his body was completely dried up, not a drop left.
"I... I'm not fighting anymore..."
Lei Hu sat on the ground, waved his hand, his eyes filled with despair.
His mentality collapsed.
Completely collapsed.
This is impossible to beat!
Lin Fan was enjoying himself; seeing the experience baby go on strike, he immediately became unhappy.
He walked up and grabbed Lei Hu by the collar.
"Don't, Brother Hu!"
"A man can't say he can't!"
"Hit me two more times!"
"Just two times!"
"I feel like I'm about to level up!"
Lei Hu looked at Lin Fan's face leaning in, and that longing look for a beating.
The last line of Defense in his heart collapsed completely.
With a "waa."
This 1.9-meter-tall strong man.
Actually broke down on the spot.
"Wuu wuu wuu... I'm not playing anymore! I want to go home!"
Lei Hu broke free from Lin Fan's hand and scrambled away.
He even lost one of his shoes while running.
That retreating figure.
Was as pathetic as it could be.
Lin Fan watched the retreating Lei Hu and sighed with regret.
"Young people these days, their physical fitness is just too poor."
"Giving up after just a few minutes."
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