71: Chapter 71 Is this some kind of trick that carbon-based lifeforms could come up with?!
"You just got lucky, Lin Fan, you..."
Instructor Chen Feng watched Lin Fan's carefree expression, and just as he was about to say a few more words, his face suddenly turned pale.
That violent power that had been supporting his rampage...
It was like receding seawater, instantly drained away completely.
"Ugh..."
Instructor Chen Feng let out a muffled groan.
His legs went weak, and his whole body uncontrollably collapsed to the ground.
Thud.
A dignified Level 5 Martial King now lay limp on the Crimson Gobi sand like a pile of mud.
The muscles all over his body were twitching frantically.
That sour, aching sensation was simply worse than having one's bones dismantled.
The side effects of the berserk potion had arrived.
Instructor Chen Feng gasped for air, his breaths coming in heavy gulps.
Sweat instantly soaked through his combat uniform, as if he had just been fished out of the water.
He struggled to stand up, his arms propping him up on the ground, shaking like a sieve.
He tried for a second or two.
He couldn't get up.
He simply couldn't get up.
Lin Fan squatted down, shook his head, and looked regretful. "Instructor, you're not doing so well. We've barely started, and you're already down?"
"I told you not to take so many drugs; taking drugs damages the body."
Lin Fan reached out a finger and poked the trembling thigh muscles of Instructor Chen Feng.
"While you're still young, use less medicine. Watch out for drug dependency; when the critical moment really comes later, it won't be effective anymore."
Instructor Chen Feng was already feeling miserable, and hearing this, he nearly couldn't catch his breath.
He struggled to lift his head, his eyes wide as saucers.
"You... what are you saying!"
"Who overextended! Who isn't doing well!"
Lin Fan shrugged, making an expression of regret as he said: "Instructor, I know, you have kidney deficiency."
Boom!
Instructor Chen Feng felt the string in his brain snap.
Kidney deficiency?!
This little brat actually said he had kidney deficiency?!
This was simply the greatest insult to a man!
It was ten thousand times worse than saying his strength was lacking!
Instructor Chen Feng didn't know where he found the strength, but the veins on his neck bulged, and he roared at the top of his lungs:
"You're the one who's deficient! Your whole family is deficient!"
"My body is perfectly fine! My kidneys are the most famous thing about me, damn it! Do you know that?!"
"Back when we were in training, every morning when I got up, I could poke a hole through the quilt! A military-issue cotton quilt at that!"
"You say I'm deficient? Where am I deficient?!"
Instructor Chen Feng was so agitated that spittle flew everywhere, and his face turned the color of a pig's liver.
"I am... I just took some medicine! Side effects! Do you understand what side effects are?!"
"I admit, after getting on in years, there is a little... something! A little soft! But that has nothing to do with my kidneys!"
"I am not deficient! Absolutely not deficient!"
"When you get to my age, you'll know how freakish my physical fitness is! To actually dare to say I have deficiency..."
Instructor Chen Feng's rant was like a machine gun, without even pausing for breath.
Clearly, he had been poked in a sensitive spot.
Lin Fan watched the flushed and angry Instructor Chen Feng without refuting him, just quietly watching his performance.
When Instructor Chen Feng finished roaring and was panting while glaring at him, Lin Fan only had two words for it: "Triggered."
Pfft!
Instructor Chen Feng felt like he had been shot in the chest.
The feeling of this punch hitting cotton almost caused him to suffer internal injuries.
"You..."
"Alright, the ground is cold, don't catch a cold."
Lin Fan waved his hand and helped him up.
Instructor Chen Feng simply closed his eyes and played dead.
Talking to this kid was detrimental to his longevity.
Just as the two were having their "friendly exchange," the only remaining seedling nearby! The Four-Horned Antelope!
Its black eyes darted around.
It looked at the terrifying human lying on the ground, then looked at the perverted Demon Pill who, despite having a weak aura, used extremely cruel methods.
Now these two seemed to be arguing?
Their attention wasn't on it?
A god-given opportunity!
If it didn't run now, when would it?
It took the opportunity to tiptoe away.
Because it didn't have hands, it was all feet.
However, just as it took one step, Lin Fan hoisted Instructor Chen Feng up and did a big jump!
He grabbed the head of the Four-Horned Antelope directly.
"Good brother! Where are you going?"
Lin Fan's demonic voice sounded above its head.
The Four-Horned Antelope stiffened all over, not having time to react.
It felt a weight on its back.
Lin Fan placed the limp Instructor Chen Feng onto its back.
"Good brother, everyone else has left, only you, Brother Antelope, are still keeping me company. I'm moved. Do me a favor, carry your good brother's brother, okay?"
Lin Fan patted the head of the Four-Horned Antelope.
Four-Horned Antelope: "..."
Instructor Chen Feng: "..."
No.
You're really treating it like an antelope?
This is a monster!
It is a bloodthirsty, cruel, Level 3 Wild Territory monster that kills on sight!
It could flip an armored vehicle with a single toss, and killing a Level 2 Martial Artist was child's play.
You're using it as a mount?
And asking if it's okay?
It would be a miracle if it were okay!
Sure enough.
The Four-Horned Antelope clearly felt insulted!
As a respected antelope in this area, when had it ever suffered such grievances?
Being a mount for a bipedal beast?
And carrying two?
My antelope kind shall never be slaves!
Roar!
The Four-Horned Antelope let out an angry low roar, its eyes instantly turning crimson.
The muscles on its body tensed violently, and a violent aura erupted from within its body.
It wanted to resist!
It wanted to let this ignorant human know!
Antler horns were not just decorations, they were sharp weapons for killing!
"Huff?"
Lin Fan raised an eyebrow.
"I gave you face, right?"
The next second.
Lin Fan didn't waste any words; he backhanded it with a chokehold!
His arm tightly strangled the neck of the Four-Horned Antelope, pressing down with force.
Bang!
The large head of the Four-Horned Antelope was directly pressed into the ground, eating a mouthful of sand.
Immediately after.
Lin Fan raised his right hand, fingers together like a blade.
He slashed fiercely at the sharp long horns that the Four-Horned Antelope was so proud of!
"Break for me!"
Clang!
Lin Fan's hand blade slashed solidly onto the jade-hard antler.
However.
The antler didn't break.
Lin Fan looked slightly embarrassed, "This thing is quite hard."
This was the drawback of having too low of a strength attribute.
Although his Defense was monstrous, even capable of reflecting damage to kill a Level 4 monster.
But his active attack power was only slightly stronger than a Level 1 Martial Apprentice.
If it were Murong Yan, a Level 3 Martial Master, even a casual palm strike would have likely snapped these antlers in two.
The Four-Horned Antelope was pinned to the ground, completely unable to struggle!
Clang!
Clang!
Clang!
Immediately after, Lin Fan outputted crazily at the same spot on the antler.
One strike after another.
Although the damage of each strike wasn't high, he had plenty of strength!
Crack!
Finally.
Under Lin Fan's persistent hand blades.
All four antlers emitted a crisp sound.
They broke!
The antlers fell to the ground.
Roar!
The Four-Horned Antelope let out a shrill, miserable cry.
After losing its horns, it lay on the ground with weak legs, eyes brimming with tears.
It no longer had its earlier arrogance and was completely docile.
Lin Fan patted the dust off his hands and nodded with satisfaction.
"Alright, the look is much more pleasing now."
Despite its wailing, the Four-Horned Antelope never attacked Lin Fan.
No matter how little brain it had, it remembered clearly that every time it attacked Lin Fan, there was a certain probability of being injured by its own attack!
Especially after seeing the Iron-Armored Rhino King kill itself with a furious strike.
Therefore, even when it was red-eyed and switched to combat mode, it didn't attack Lin Fan immediately.
It was angry, but it still wanted to live.
After all, don't look at how big this Four-Horned Antelope was; in reality, it was still a young female.
It hadn't experienced a male antelope's big phallus yet, how could it just die like this?
It wouldn't!
Lin Fan gave its head a tap, "What are your eyes rolling for! What kind of ghost ideas are you cooking up! Carry your instructor on your back properly, do you understand?"
"If you understand, give your Demon Pill a couple of hits."
The Four-Horned Antelope just showed a grievance expression, wanting to say it was a female! It didn't have a Demon Pill! This was forcing an antelope!
But the next second it heard Lin Fan say, "If you don't understand, die!"
The Four-Horned Antelope shuddered all over.
Thump Thump!
The Four-Horned Antelope didn't say a word.
It immediately jumped up, its hind legs kicking twice in succession.
It kicked precisely on the spot where its Demon Pill should have been, but was actually empty.
Although there was no Demon Pill! But the pain of hitting that spot was no less than hitting a Demon Pill!
The Four-Horned Antelope immediately couldn't help but roar in pain.
"Hou hou~!"
Lin Fan went up and gave it a slap, directly interrupting it, "Damn! Another lewd beast, what are you roaring for!"
The Four-Horned Antelope was very aggrieved.
Damn it, you try! You give your Demon Pill two hits and see if you scream!
Instructor Chen Feng on the deer's back was stunned.
No, is he really training a monster as a pet?
He had lived for so many years and fought in the Wild Territory for so long.
He had seen beast tamers use mental power to control monsters.
He had seen powerful people use force to subdue monsters.
But he had never seen... someone subdue a monster in this way!
Making a monster kick its own Demon Pill?
Is this a move a carbon-based lifeform could think of?
Lin Fan saw the Four-Horned Antelope was docile, and then patted its buttocks with satisfaction.
"Alright, don't play dead, let's go! Target, the core area of the Crimson Gobi!"
Lin Fan in the front, the Four-Horned Antelope in the back, carrying the kidney-deficient Instructor Chen Feng, headed towards the core area.
"The goal isn't high, just level me up a hundred or eighty levels."
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