101: Xu Lu: There must be a huge tomb here! Fans: Streamer, you can't do that!
Hahahaha, what this Streamer kid is talking about is definitely not a mountain range, I'll bet on it!
I'll bet on it too, this kid must be talking about the Young Lady's figure. I have to say, the Streamer kid has good taste.
Guilty conscience, guilty conscience. Streamer, it would have been better if you hadn't explained. With all this explaining, everyone's minds went astray.
Exactly, what mountain range? We're all men, do you think we wouldn't understand what you're thinking?
Everyone, there are women present here, don't say anything inappropriate, although I'm also quite envious of the Young Lady opposite...
...The fans in the live stream room frantically sent bullet comments, expressing their disdain for Xu Lu.
It's a pity that with Xu Lu's skill, he was completely immune to the destructive power of these bullet comments in the live stream room and didn't feel embarrassed at all.
And he said righteously:
I think some fans in the live stream room just like to project their own thoughts onto others. Whatever they think, they assume this Streamer is just as vulgar.
In front of such magnificent scenery, don't you feel shocked?
This continuous mountain range, the left side is like a mountain lord crouching like a tiger, the right side is like a flood dragon coiling... incredible, incredible!
Unexpectedly, after hearing this guy's words, the fans became even more agitated:
My goodness! This kid is truly shameless. Just now his gaze was still on the Young Lady, and now you're talking to me about mountain ranges, about a tiger crouching and a dragon coiling?
Exactly, this guy is too shameless, he actually said we are all vulgar people, you are noble, you are amazing...
Hahahaha, the Streamer has now incurred public wrath, let's see how you'll explain your way out of this!
That's right! If you don't explain what you just said, we won't let you off so easily!
Quickly tell us what's so incredible about this place, otherwise, just admit that you're also a vulgar person!
...Seeing the fans' 'threatening' remarks, Xu Lu wasn't flustered in the slightest.
He calmly said:
What do you think I'm talking about? I'm really talking about this mountainous terrain, this excellent Geomancy situation. There must be a grand tomb here!
If I'm not mistaken, in the direction to the right behind the Young Lady, in that mountain hollow, there should be a tomb of at least a princely rank...
Originally, the fans in the live stream room were waiting to see how Xu Lu would explain himself, but as they listened, everyone felt that something was wrong.
There's a grand tomb here? What's wrong with your head, kid? Why are you talking about something so far-fetched?
And at least a princely grand tomb? In this little mountain?
Those ancient princes must have been crazy to build their tombs in a place like this!
The fans finally couldn't hold back and started to spray:
Streamer, stop talking. We won't blame you if you can't explain yourself, but you can't just talk nonsense!
Exactly, this place just has a lot of mountains, where do you see good Geomancy?
You kid, just go back to looking at the Young Lady, don't say such misleading things...
...The vast majority of fans didn't believe Xu Lu's claim about a grand tomb at all.
After all, he was looking through a camera, and just by glancing, he said things like there must be a grand tomb here.
This simply isn't convincing!
But there's an exception to everything.
For example, the Young Lady in front of the camera with the ID 'Great Zhou' widened her eyes at this moment.
Seeing the fans in the live stream room 'ganging up' on Xu Lu, she quickly shouted loudly:
Dear Young Men and Young Ladies, don't scold the Streamer anymore, everyone, please don't scold the Streamer anymore, I have something to say!
Seeing the Young Lady speak, the comments and bullet comments in the live stream room quieted down a bit.
The Young Lady didn't delay and asked seriously, saying:
Streamer, you said there's a grand tomb in that direction, is that true? Are you sure the grand tomb is in that location?
Of course it's true! Young Lady, you're a local, so you must have heard such rumors, right?
Unlike some guys in the live stream room, who only know how to argue with me, is it easy for me, the Streamer, to speak the truth?
Xu Lu said, looking speechless.
The Young Lady opposite nodded repeatedly and said crisply:
Streamer, I have indeed heard rumors of a grand tomb in these mountains since I was a child.
But it only said it was in this large mountain range, and I never knew the exact location.
And there's news that just a few days ago, a group of Tomb Robbers entered this large mountain. That's great...
The Young Lady's sudden turn left everyone stunned.
Everyone didn't know what was so happy about a group of Tomb Robbers entering the large mountain.
But soon, the Young Lady explained herself, saying:
Streamer, thank you. I'm going to call my Older Female Cousin right away and ask her to bring people to catch the Tomb Robbers...
Hearing this, everyone finally understood.
It turns out the Young Lady's Older Female Cousin must be from the police station, and she's going to catch the Tomb Robbers soon.
This made everyone's curiosity explode, eager to know how the situation would develop next.
But seeing that a lucky fan's five-minute connection time was about to end.
Everyone offered advice in the comment section, with bullet comments flying:
How about, just let this Young Lady stay connected, we'll give all our chances to her!
Yes, I really want to know if they can catch the Tomb Robbers later. If so, then this Streamer kid is awesome.
If not, ahem, Streamer, tell us the truth, is there really a grand tomb there...?
Exactly, don't let the Young Lady call her Older Female Cousin only to find out you've tricked her, that would be terrible!
I think the Streamer can continue to draw fans, but only connect with this Young Lady next.
As for the other fans, they can give up their video connection opportunities and just take the platform gifts.
This suggestion is good. This way, other fans only lose the chance to connect with the Streamer.
Uh, actually, what does connecting or not connecting with this Streamer guy have to do with anything? We can still see him anyway.
...Xu Lu naturally saw the bullet comments in the comment section.
He didn't expect the fans' curiosity to be so strong. Seeing that everyone in the comment section had reached a consensus.
He nodded and said:
Since everyone is asking for it, I have no problem with it!
But you also have to ask the Young Lady opposite, to see if she's willing to live stream it for you.
As soon as he said this, the fans in the live stream room all started asking the Young Lady opposite.
And this fan Young Lady, whose ID was Great Zhou, after being stunned for a moment, happily nodded and agreed:
Okay, I'll live stream the process of my Older Female Cousin and them catching the Tomb Robbers later!
But Streamer, Streamer, can you point them in the direction after my Older Female Cousin arrives?
Xu Lu nodded and casually said:
I can, but I don't guarantee that they'll find the Tomb Robbers. If they don't, don't blame it on me!
As soon as he said this, the Young Lady opposite and the fans in the live stream room immediately felt a bit exasperated.
What are you talking about, kid? You're not guaranteeing it already? You can't play like this!
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