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102: Fans: It's time to let the streamer know the principle that water can carry a boat, but it can also cook porridge!

[Streamer, are you messing with us, kid? You were so confident just now, and now you can't guarantee it in the blink of an eye?]

[Exactly! The Young Lady is about to call her Older Female Cousin to come over, and now you're telling us this?]

[We don't care. If the Tomb Robber isn't found, the Streamer takes the blame, so bear it honestly when the time comes.]

[Yes, yes, Young Lady, just shake your Older Female Cousin's people over here. We can't wait...]

...[Hahahaha, the Streamer messed up, didn't he? It's time to let you know that water can carry a boat, but it can also cook porridge!]

[I wonder if the Streamer is getting too cocky, or if he thinks we, the Fan Masters, can't wield a blade anymore, daring to go back on his word?]

[If you ask me, it's only because this kid Streamer isn't next to the Young Lady; otherwise, he should be leading the way...]

[No problem there. Who was it just now who passionately declared that there must be a grand tomb here? And now he doesn't dare make a guarantee?]

...Let him be strong, the gentle breeze sweeps the mountain ridge; let him be rampant, the bright moon shines upon the great river!

In response to the doubts from the fans in the streaming room, Xu Lu merely smiled slightly and replied airily:

“Everyone, don't get excited yet. What did I just say? I only said I couldn't guarantee finding the Tomb Robber!

Is there anything wrong with that statement? There isn't, right?

Some of you might ask, 'Didn't you say there must be a grand tomb here? Why can't you guarantee finding the Tomb Robber?'

That's a good question. Because I'm worried the Tomb Robber won't be able to find the tomb entrance! In that case, it's not my problem!”

The moment he said this, the streaming room, which had nearly erupted, instantly fell silent in the comments.

That's right, Xu Lu only said he couldn't guarantee finding the Tomb Robber!

If the Tomb Robber doesn't even find the grand tomb, then it truly has nothing to do with Xu Lu.

The fans quickly ceased their attacks, waiting for the next opportunity to criticize him.

On the other hand, the Young Lady opposite, although she hadn't quite understood and looked confused, asked tentatively:

“Streamer, Streamer, can I call my Older Female Cousin now and ask her to bring people over?”

“Of course you can!”

Xu Lu replied.

They saw the Young Lady maintain the video connection and immediately dial a number. The call connected quickly:

“Older Female Cousin, hurry up and bring people over to catch the Tomb Robber!”

A similarly pleasant voice came from the other end of the phone:

“Younger Female Cousin, did you see the Tomb Robber? Don't make a sound, don't make any rash moves, just wait for us to arrive...”

The Young Lady paused upon hearing this, then quickly explained:

“Not yet, Older Female Cousin. I have someone here who knows the location of a grand tomb, so I asked you to rush over.”

The Older Female Cousin on the other end was speechless and said irritably:

“Who knows the location of some grand tomb? Younger Female Cousin, you believe whatever people tell you? If there's nothing going on, I'm hanging up!”

“Don't hang up, Older Female Cousin! This person really knows.

Hurry over. I'll wait for you on the hilltop where I usually play!”

I have to say, this Young Lady with the ID Great Zhou is quite carefree.

After saying this, she actually hung up the phone.

This series of actions left everyone in the streaming room stunned:

[Uh, do you guys think that Older Female Cousin with the nice voice will actually come later?]

[I don't know. Judging by what she said just now, the Older Female Cousin doesn't seem to believe the Younger Female Cousin, so...]

[Do you guys think this Young Lady is a bit silly? Could she really be proof of that saying, 'big and brainless'?]

[Ahem, don't talk nonsense!]

...Fortunately, the Young Lady didn't see the comments in the streaming room and reported happily to Xu Lu:

“Streamer, wait a moment. My Older Female Cousin and her people will definitely be here right away. We'll go catch the Tomb Robber together then!”

To be honest, Xu Lu was also a bit dumbfounded.

He expressed great doubt about the 'right away' mentioned by the Young Lady.

Because if he put himself in the shoes of the Older Female Cousin, he definitely wouldn't come.

But the reality was this ridiculous.

Just as Xu Lu and the fans in the streaming room had been waiting for over ten minutes, they saw a Jeep roaring up from the bottom of the mountain behind the Young Lady.

It was a bit unexpected. The Older Female Cousin, who sounded so pleasant on the phone just now, was surprisingly quick and spirited in her actions.

Soon, the Jeep stopped next to the Young Lady, and a capable Female Officer leaped out of the car:

“Younger Female Cousin, who was talking nonsense to you just now? Tell him to speak directly to me.”

“Uh... Older Female Cousin, watch your image! Lots of people are watching here. That Streamer, sorry about that, this is my Older Female Cousin. She wants you to talk to her!”

The Young Lady with the ID Great Zhou raised her phone, looking embarrassed.

At this moment, the fans in the streaming room were already going crazy with laughter:

[Hahahaha, the Streamer is done for this time. He's probably being taken for some big liar by her Older Female Cousin.]

[I have to say, the cousins still have chemistry. She actually came! I thought...]

[The Older Female Cousin is beautiful too! This family's genes are excellent. I wonder which Punk will get lucky!]

...While the fans were discussing.

The Older Female Cousin, who had just arrived, also regained her composure. She immediately spotted Xu Lu on the streaming screen and said suspiciously:

“You're the one who told my Younger Female Cousin you could find the Tomb Robber? Even if you are a Streamer, you shouldn't talk nonsense!”

If it were an ordinary person seeing this situation, they would probably show fear first.

But unfortunately, this guy Xu Lu had been invited to 'Police Questioning' more than once or twice, and he had even helped others with anti-pickpocketing operations.

So, facing the Female Officer's questioning, he calmly said:

“Officer Comrade, I want to reiterate one point: I only said there must be a grand tomb here. I made no guarantees about the Tomb Robber.”

The Older Female Cousin, being in a special profession, had strong logical capabilities and understood immediately upon hearing this.

But she still said, somewhat unconvinced:

“Fine. You say there's a grand tomb this time. Where is it?”

This time, before Xu Lu could speak, the Young Lady standing beside her immediately helped explain:

“Older Female Cousin, the Streamer said the location of the grand tomb is right there, the place I'm pointing at!”

“Ox Heart Hollow?”

Unexpectedly, the Older Female Cousin merely glanced at it and named the location.

But the matter itself was quite preposterous, so the Older Female Cousin still didn't quite believe it and asked again:

“Streamer, how can you be sure there's a grand tomb there? Have you been here before, or...”

This time, Xu Lu interrupted directly:

“How I determined there's a grand tomb here—that's my ability.

Observing the Celestial Stars Above, Examining the Earth's Veins Below, Dividing Metal to Locate the Acupoint, Reading the Plates to Discern the Layout... But whether you believe what I say is up to you. It's fine if you don't; I was just mentioning it.”

As soon as he said this, the Female Officer also became hesitant.

Indeed!

Judging from the current situation, the overly handsome Streamer on the other side of the camera had no reason to speak carelessly.

But to make herself believe in this 'dividing metal to locate the acupoint' that the other party spoke of, she found it incomprehensible!

After a moment of silence, the Older Female Cousin suddenly spoke:

“Younger Female Cousin, get in the car! We're heading to Ox Heart Hollow right now!”

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