319: Mou Jun, a puzzled ordinary viewer: Isn't this supposed to be a zombie movie? Where are the zombies?

"Wow! Is it a big scene of monster-slaying and demon-exorcism right from the start? So exciting! Huh, why isn't it Uncle Jiu?"

"Yeah, this Daoist priest looks completely different from 'Uncle Jiu.' He seems a bit sleazy."

"Two zombies came out. Huh, why does it feel like they're acting?

Hahahaha, it really is acting! These two Little Ghosts are raised by the Daoist priest. Amazing!"

"I'm stunned! So this large house is a haunted house, and a family of zombies lives inside.

As soon as the Daoist priest and his crew started acting, they managed to draw out the whole family. What now? Scary..."

...That's right!

Currently, inside the screening room, Da Xu Culture's mr. spiritual had already begun its plot.

But what puzzled the audience was this:

Although the opening was a big scene, the person performing the ritual was not the Uncle Jiu everyone knew.

However, the plot point about the Daoist priest raising two little zombies still firmly captured the audience's attention.

Of course, the one person and two zombies were no match for the original inhabitants of that haunted house and were beaten into a hasty retreat.

Thus, amidst the slightly terrifying atmosphere, the audience occasionally let out knowing laughter.

Some people who came together inevitably began discussing and laughing:

"It has to be a film made by Da Xu Culture. Although it's a little scary, there's also plenty of comedic relief mixed in."

"Exactly, I love this feeling. It's not overly terrifying, but it's enough to make your hair stand on end."

"But wasn't the protagonist of this film Uncle Jiu from the previous mr. vampire? Why hasn't he appeared yet?"

"Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear—isn't Uncle Jiu here now? Hahahaha, and the Security Captain from last time is here too."

"Huh, what are they going to do? Resist the Bandits?"

...As the plot unfolded, 'Uncle Jiu,' already familiar to the public, appeared in the audience's view once more.

Still sporting the long eyebrow look, he instantly gave the impression of a master.

Especially when compared to the Daoist priest who appeared at the very beginning of the film, even though Uncle Jiu wasn't wearing a Daoist robe, he looked more like a true Daoist priest.

Next, the audience thought it was just an ordinary scene of resisting Bandits, so they relaxed their minds.

But soon, they realized that things were not so simple.

There was certainly a reason for Uncle Jiu's presence in this small village.

Because these Bandits were not simple; every single one of them knew Sorcery.

"Wow! That's terrifying! What did that Bandit smear on his neck? The wound healed instantly?"

Reba, who had long since taken off her sunglasses, widened her eyes and spoke in disbelief.

Her good friend Rui Rui next to her also had an 'I can't watch' expression and said in shock:

"Reba, this is all your fault. I probably won't forget this scene for days.

However, the Security Captain and the other villager are too funny, sawing back and forth at the Bandit's neck."

"Hahahaha, I was just about to say that too. It's really hilarious.

Just like in the previous mr. vampire, this Security Captain is completely useless!"

Reba nodded repeatedly in agreement.

Sure enough, soon the two people messing around in the film got carried away and were chased and attacked by the bizarre Bandit again.

Fortunately, in the end, 'Uncle Jiu' came out to stabilize the situation.

The plot point involving 'Virgin Boy Urine' once again dissipated the accumulated horror atmosphere.

The audience burst into laughter, and at the same time, they were surprised that Uncle Jiu still had Virgin Boy Urine... Next, after a fierce confrontation between the two sides, although a few Bandits escaped, most were killed, and two were captured alive.

Then, the villagers returned to the village, beating gongs and drums, all beaming with joy.

Oh, it was also because Uncle Jiu's birthday was approaching.

But unexpectedly, his disciples were single-mindedly trying to collect his 'Virgin Boy Urine,' which thoroughly amused the audience.

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! That guy named A Qiang totally deserved it for deliberately looking for trouble!

Now look at him, being pranked by Da Bao and Xiao Bao, everyone else thinks he's performing acrobatics!"

Inside the theater, the girl Shasha also said, unable to stop laughing.

Her good friend Xiaoyu next to her nodded repeatedly, smiling and saying:

"That's so interesting! I didn't realize no one else could see Da Bao and Xiao Bao. The Captain is screwed."

"Yeah, but with all this commotion, Uncle Jiu should hear it, right?"

Shasha quickly replied.

She wasn't wrong.

As the commotion grew too loud, Uncle Jiu walked down from upstairs, just in time to see the Security Captain being forced to swallow a sword.

In an instant, Uncle Jiu realized something was wrong.

He took out two leaf-shaped objects, waved them in front of his eyes, opened his Heavenly Eye, and saw the existence of Da Bao and Xiao Bao.

This cool move immediately caused a collective gasp among the audience in the screening room.

"Wow! Uncle Jiu is amazing! What kind of magic is that, that he can see Da Bao and Xiao Bao?"

Xiaoyu looked astonished.

Shasha also nodded, saying excitedly:

"I know why I love watching Uncle Jiu's movies—I love watching him perform these miraculous Daoist techniques.

Even though we know it's fake and acted out, it looks exactly like the real thing, doesn't it..."

Just as Shasha said, many audience members subconsciously mimicked Uncle Jiu's gesture in front of their eyes.

Unfortunately, they didn't have Uncle Jiu's ability and couldn't open their own Heavenly Eye.

However, before the crowd could feel regret for too long, the subsequent plot made them anxious.

Because Da Bao was quickly captured by Uncle Jiu, and most crucially, ended up in the hands of the petty Security Captain.

Seeing A Qiang's despicable look, any fool would know he had ill intentions.

Although Da Bao in the film wasn't human, because it had always behaved well, the audience didn't want it to be destroyed.

So, seeing the Security Captain's expression, everyone instead became worried about Da Bao, the non-human creature.

"I hope the Half-baked Daoist priest saves Da Bao soon, or things will be terrible."

"Yeah, that Security Captain has bad intentions. Since he was pranked by Da Bao and Xiao Bao, he's definitely going to retaliate."

"Honestly, this guy is so annoying. He's incompetent and prone to causing trouble, and yet he's so wretched..."

"Hiss! The Half-baked Daoist priest probably moved the wrong jar, oh my god, he definitely moved the wrong one!

Holy crap, he released a Female Ghost! It's over, it's over. He didn't save anyone, but instead caused trouble."

...The Female Ghost matter hadn't been resolved yet, and the plot on the other side was also developing.

The two Bandits who were captured hadn't died yet, so the Female Bandit Leader naturally went to rescue them under the cover of night.

Unfortunately, all of this was a trap set by Uncle Jiu and his people, intended to catch all the Bandits in one go.

Everything was planned perfectly.

When the Female Bandit snuck in, the two captured Bandits immediately met their end.

This enraged the Female Bandit. Of course, Uncle Jiu was no slouch, and the two sides began to fight... The audience's emotions continuously rose and fell with the plot.

At the same time.

Mou Jun, the only ordinary audience member present who had activated his 'critical eye,' was currently full of confusion.

He muttered:

"Isn't this supposed to be a zombie film? Tell me, where are the zombies?"