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36: The group of handsome guys are shipping CPs, the witch wants to warm the bed, and there’s something wrong with the style of my chat group!

Facing this cruel world, Su Ke Ke took a step forward, "Simple, I'll just become a Venerable."

As she spoke, her aura finally ceased to be concealed, manifesting itself.

A 12th-tier cultivation!

In an instant, the battlefield fell silent once more!

The old monsters from the Punitive Alliance and the Cradle of Original Sin stopped their hands.

All looked towards Su Ke Ke's direction in disbelief.

In the blink of an eye, the chat groups of the Multiverse exploded!

[Slacking Off - Chat Group]:

[Star Sea Gossip Celestial Venerable]: "Wake up! Don't sleep! All of you, get up and witness a miracle! (Link: Old Days Ruler - Gu Jianghan's livestream) @everyone."

[Eternal First Salted Fish]: "..."

[Eternal First Salted Fish]: "What now? Did some blind Chaos God-Demon blow himself up again, or did some universe restart? Is such a trivial matter worth disturbing this Venerable's sleep?"

[Immortal Sword Master]: "What's all the fuss? My sword is almost uncontrollable. Gossip, if you dare bother me with trivial matters, I'll follow the internet cable and chop you up to feed my sword."

[Star Sea Gossip Celestial Venerable]: "Trivial matters? Bah! You all click the link and see! A new 12th-tier Supreme has been born!!!"

... (The group was silent for a full three seconds) ...

[Eternal First Salted Fish]: "Huh? (Elderly yawn.JPG)"

[Immortal Sword Master]: "Huh? (Elderly yawn.JPG)"

[Immortal Sword Master]: "My... my scabbard moved. It said it wants to pay respects to the new bigshot."

[Eternal First Salted Fish]: "@everyone. Quick! Immediately! Right now! Compile all information, life story, preferences, zodiac sign, blood type, whether she likes sweet or savory food of this new bigshot for me! Quick!!!"

[Eternal First Salted Fish]: "I announce that starting today, this salted fish is withdrawing his retirement application! Officially re-entering the world! No one stop me! I want to be the new bigshot's doorman!"

[Chaos Witch Lilith]: "Wah wah wah wah wah! New bigshot! It's a young lady! A living 12th-tier young lady! @Star Sea Gossip Celestial Venerable, quick, give me her contact info! I want to hug her thigh! Sister! Take me with you! I can warm your bed! I'm super sweet!"

[Immortal Sword Master]: "...Lilith, be more reserved. Ahem, that... Gossip, ask if the bigshot needs a capable guard? No pay needed, just food."

[Destined Protagonist Reemployment Guidance - Chat Group]:

[Dragon Aotian]: "...So, I cultivated for three thousand epochs, defeated all enemies, and even trampled the Heavenly Dao underfoot... and now you tell me I'm not even fit to carry her shoes?"

[Saintess Sword Immortal]: "Amitabha, this newly born Supreme being... I wonder if she is good or evil. If good, it is the Multiverse's fortune; if evil... what... what more can we do?"

[Trash Counterattacker]: "I went from a mere mortal, rejected in marriage, enduring humiliation, step by step to where I am today. I thought I had reached the mountain peak. Now I realize, I haven't even reached the foot of the mountain! This mountain is Mount Everest!"

[Retired Hero]: "@everyone, I just have one question, does this affect my barbecue party in the backyard tomorrow? If not, I'll go back to sleep. If it does... I'll just barbecue in another universe."

[Dragon Aotian]: "You're still thinking about barbecue?! My Dao Heart is about to collapse! I feel my protagonist's aura... it... it's fading!"

[Retired Hero]: "Oh, that's perfect then, use it to start the fire, the meat will taste better."

[Multiverse Divine Beauty Appreciation - Chat Group]:

[Fujo God Venerable]: "Ah ah ah ah ah sisters! Did you see it! What kind of divine move is this! Hanging out everyone's whispers! So A-list! So cool! This domineering CEO aura! I declare, from today onwards, I am sister's number one loyal fan!"

[Face-Value Ancestor]: "Although I didn't see her face, just based on that 'I look at you all like trash' vibe, I've already imagined ten thousand words of a beautiful, strong, and tragic character! This prestige, this demeanor, definitely a divine beauty! It's a done deal!"

[Pro-Mom Fan Leader]: "Wuwuwu my daughter finally stood up! After enduring so much suffering, she's successful now! Slap those bad guys' faces swollen! Well done! Mama loves you! Anyone who dares to say a bad word about my daughter, I'll cross planes and follow the internet cable to knife him!"

[Fujo God Venerable]: "Wait! Sisters, I found a key point! Don't you think... this newly born 12th-tier bigshot, and that aloof director Gu Jianghan who never showed his face before, have a strange CP vibe?"

[Fujo God Venerable]: "One rises powerfully in the front, one strategizes behind the scenes! Love-hate relationship! Strong alliance! Oh my god, I'm shipping them! I'm going to open a tag on P-site right away! #DaoKe #HanKe Which one do you think sounds better?!"

[Face-Value Ancestor]: "Shipping everything will only harm you!"

(The next moment, chat channel: Sorry, you have entered a deserted wasteland)

[Money Over Life - Chat Group]:

[Golden Actuary]: "Urgent business opportunity! Urgent business opportunity! The birth of a 12th-tier existence, related merchandise value is immeasurable! I propose, immediately launch 'Su Ke Ke life-size figures', limited edition! They will definitely be snatched up like crazy!"

[Void Arms Dealer]: "Who's interested in weapons? Our company's latest research and development, 'Pseudo-12th-tier Aura Shock Bomb', using exclusive technology, can simulate one ten-thousandth of a second of supreme pressure, an essential good for home travel, murder, and robbery! Now accepting pre-orders, bulk discounts available!"

[Heavenly Secret Pavilion Master]: "Bosses, do you need intelligence? About this 12th-tier bigshot's life story, hobbies, social circle... as long as the price is right, anything is possible! Exclusive insider information, first come, first served!"

[Golden Actuary]: "@Multiverse Auction House Director, old brother, stop lurking! I suggest we cooperate! Immediately organize an auction, the theme being 'Witnessing a Miracle'! The auction items... will be the livestream recording of the 'Cradle of Original Sin' world! Even just a distant glimpse would be enough for those 10th-tier, 11th-tier bumpkins to fight over!"

[Multiverse Auction House Director]: "Busy, do not disturb. Currently contacting the 'Cradle of Original Sin' world to discuss exclusive agency rights for canned '12th-tier Divine Maiden's breathed air'."

[Troper Protagonist - Chat Group]:

[Rejected Marriage Dragon King]: "No... isn't this cheat a bit too outrageous? Directly ascending to 12th-tier? When I was rejected in marriage, I shouted 'Don't bully the young and poor' in the small forest for a long time, and the old man in the ring was only 8th-tier!"

[Reborn Great Emperor]: "Look on the bright side, at least your old man is real. I was reborn, thinking I could sweep everything, but then I found out my old enemies were also reborn, and now we're both acting like we don't know each other, it's exhausting."

[Trash Sword Immortal]: "+1, I just climbed up from the bottom of a cliff, found a secret manual, and before I could even warm it up, I discovered that secret manuals were being mass-produced at the bottom of cliffs all over the world, the internal competition is too severe."

[System Host]: "You should all be content! At least you're free! My system just issued me a task, telling me to 'observe and learn the showing-off techniques of Project W-001', and if I don't complete it, it'll electrocute me! What am I going to learn?! She's genuinely awesome, I'm just faking it because the system told me to!"

...At the same time, Blue Star.

Deep in the Kunlun Mountains.

Inside the heavily guarded Special Correctional Center.

Li Na was holding a rag, wiping the spotless corridor floor.

She wore a uniform gray outfit, and her once brightly dyed hair had been shaved into a buzz cut.

A hint of impatience and hostility was on her face.

"...Seventh rule, respect others, do not use insulting language..."

She mumbled, reciting the code of conduct.

This was her thirtieth recitation today.

If she made another mistake, dinner would only be plain steamed buns.

Just then.

A sudden, unbidden chill.

Shot up from her tailbone to the top of her head!

It wasn't a physical cold.

But a shiver from the depths of her soul!

Li Na's movements stiffened abruptly.

Her heart pounded uncontrollably, almost leaping out of her throat.

Wha... what's going on?!

She looked around in horror.

The instructors of the correctional center were patrolling with stern faces.

The other "students," like her, were engaged in tedious labor.

Everything was as usual, with no abnormalities.

But that feeling... that feeling that in the next second.

She would be "erased" was so real it made her tremble all over.

Could it be Sister Wang and her gang are looking for someone to deal with me outside?

No... they don't have the ability to reach in here... Could it be Instructor Zhang is going to cause trouble for me again?

Li Na's mind raced through various possibilities, all of them people she had offended in this small world.

But no matter how hard she racked her brains, she couldn't imagine.

In the cold universe, billions of light-years away from Blue Star.

The girl she once cornered in the bathroom, wantonly bullied, whose name she had almost forgotten.

—Su Ke Ke, had just ascended to the 12th-tier realm.

And the terror Li Na felt at this moment was merely a fleeting thought of "dust" that crossed the new god's mind when she recalled the past.

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