166: Xi Suo Grand Stage (I)

As Li Youqian entered, the live stream, which originally only had dozens of people, instantly became lively.

[(22) This Bean is Awesome: "Oh my god, who is this?"]

[(3) User 521348899: "What a cool entrance effect, how much did you buy it for??"]

[(32) Lu Province Lad Smoking Baijiang: "You must be new to Douyin, right? This is Douyin's number one God-tier tycoon, only President Qian on the entire Douyin has this effect."]

[(3) User 521348899: "Uh... big brother, are you selling your account??"]

Good heavens, someone actually wanted to buy his account?

This was the first time he encountered someone wanting to buy his account, so Li Youqian decided to tease him.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Yes, how much are you willing to offer?"]

[(3) User 521348899: "Hmm... how about one million?"]

Normally, a level 75 account would be worth at most a few hundred thousand.

He felt that his offer of one million was already a lot.

[One million?? Just looking at his tens of millions of followers, that's not something one million can buy!]

[One million... President Qian wouldn't even look at such a small amount of money.]

[President Qian spends millions in a single PK, and has fought PKs worth hundreds of millions several times, how could he agree?]

[Forget one million, there are plenty of people who would buy it for ten million.]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "One million..."]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "I still have over ten billion Douyin coins in my account, and I won't ask for much, ten billion RMB, and this account is yours."]

[Ding! Detected host's violation, please correct it in time.]

Sigh, wasn't he just teasing him? System, it's no fun if you take it seriously!

[(3) User 521348899: "Excuse me..."]

He could spend a few million to play on Douyin, but ten billion...

Even if he sold himself, he wouldn't have that much money!

"WC! President Qian!"

A sudden exclamation came from Xisuo on the mic. He had just finished using the restroom, picked up his phone, and saw Li Youqian's ID.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Bro... your reaction time is a bit slow!"]

He had been in for a while, and only now reacted?

"Uh... sorry, President Qian, I was just in the restroom."

No wonder, he thought this guy's faucet was left on, drip, drip, drip.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "Go get your prostate checked, yours... isn't quite normal."]

It's not like a floodgate opening, but at least it should be like a flowing stream, right?

What's with the drip, drip, drip?

"Ahem, thank you for the reminder, President Qian, I will go get it checked."

Oops, I forgot to mute the mic!

[Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Xisuo, you have this day too!]

[Tsk~ You're no good, I'm a man who can pee five meters high!]

[You're just bragging! Five meters? I don't think you can even reach one meter!]

[Suddenly, I miss the days of competing with my brothers, back then, whoever peed higher won.]

[What a "novel" way to compete...]

Li Youqian saw this and also remembered his childhood days in the orphanage.

At that time, their toilet was a dry latrine, so everyone went to the toilet together. At that time, there was no concept of comparing sizes.

So they competed to see who could pee higher.

And he, due to his extraordinary talent, could easily win every time.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "How do you play this big stage of yours?"]

Snapping back to reality, Li Youqian typed and asked.

"Sigh, President Qian, I'm just playing around."

"I open a voice chat room with a small account, and if any passing singers want to go on the mic, they can. If they sing well, I'll give them some gifts."

Hmm... a pretty good way to play.

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "There are too few people here for it to be fun, let me send you a Cloud-Piercing Arrow."]

[(75) I'm Really Rich sent to Xisuo's Big Stage, red dust谪仙 * 1 (888888 Douyin coins)]

[Platform-wide broadcast: User Im Really Rich sent the exclusive gift red dust谪仙 in streamer Xisuo's Big Stage live stream.]

One Cloud-Piercing Arrow, thousands of troops and horses come to meet.

Following the platform broadcast, a large number of viewers poured into the live stream.

[(75) Xiaoyao entered the live stream.]

[(62) Yuncheng Oyster entered the live stream.]

[(75) Qing Jiu entered the live stream.]

[(66) MARIO entered the live stream.]

...

[(75) Nvzongcai Jiadao (Renqi Ban) entered the live stream.]

What the heck is "Renqi Ban"?

[(75) Wo Jiu Ai Bai Piao: "Oho~ Did the Young Miss get married? Poor Commander."]

[(75) Ting Hai: "Alas, the dream of the Big Money CP is finally shattered."]

[(66) MARIO: "What the heck is 'Big Money'..."]

[(54) Wind Forest Grass Wood: "It's Young Miss and President Qian, short for Big Money!"]

[(75) Nvzongcai Jiadao (Renqi Ban): "Is there a possibility~ that Big Money hasn't broken up?"]

Is this woman declaring sovereignty?

How could this be!

How would he flirt with girls online after this?

If he didn't flirt with girls online, who would save those broken families?

So, it must be stopped!

[(75) Wo Jiu Ai Bai Piao: "Ah???"]

[(75) Ting Hai: "Holy crap! I'm in tears!!!"]

[(62) Yuncheng Oyster: "Congratulations, President Qian, congratulations, Sister-in-law!"]

[(62) Yuncheng Oyster: "President Qian, do you want to buy oysters? Married men should eat oysters often."]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "No thanks, my kidneys are perfectly fine!"]

[(75) I'm Really Rich: "@Domineering Female CEO (Married Woman Edition) Change your name quickly, what is this stuff."]

"Hm?"

"What, are you afraid I'll hinder you from flirting with little girls?"

Su Qingwan didn't know when she came back, sat next to Li Youqian, and asked with a half-smile.

"What nonsense!"

"Am I the kind of person who is unswervingly loyal to love?"

"We're not even married yet, your 'Renqi Ban' is inappropriate!"

He would die before admitting he was a scumbag.

He just made the mistake that all men in the world make.

"Oh, then I misunderstood you."

"But, how did I hear that there's a little sister named Chen Xue currently living in your house?"

"Don't tell me you rented it to her. With her income, she probably can't afford Haijing No. 1, right?"

"Oh, by the way, there's also a housekeeper named Lin Yuwei, who not only has a Haijing No. 1 apartment but also seems to have been brought back by you?"

"So, this is your unswerving loyalty to love?"

Ahem, how did this woman know all this?

"Of course, although I have many girlfriends."

"But my love for all of you is the same, all equally unswervingly loyal."

"I can't bear to see them go hungry and sleep on the streets, so I give them a little warmth. This is great human love!"

Su Qingwan rolled her eyes at Li Youqian and didn't say anything more.

Before choosing him, she already knew what kind of person he was, but she didn't expect this guy to be so thick-skinned.

A scumbag is a scumbag, yet he insists on praising himself.

I think you shouldn't be called Im Really Rich anymore, just change your name to I'm Really Shameless.