63: It turns out that the system is so awesome?

“Good son.”

“Yesterday’s matter has been handled. His tofu brain has been smashed out.”

“You can just peacefully earn emotional value for your father.”

As soon as Li Youqian woke up, he heard the damn system taking advantage of him!

But in consideration of the system saving his life, Li Youqian decided not to argue with it this time.

(He would never admit that he couldn't do anything about the system, boo hoo hoo hoo~)

However, after this incident, Li Youqian also felt a sense of crisis.

Previously, to make a grand show, Li Youqian live-streamed the unboxing of Dilbar, attracting a lot of attention.

With the system helping to conceal, outsiders couldn't find out his identity background, but it wasn't difficult for “people with intentions” to know some of his basic information.

Just like what happened last night.

He would definitely offend more people in the future, and it was inevitable that some would choose to lash out desperately.

For his own safety, he had to find some bodyguards.

But reliable bodyguards were harder to find than reliable Tony teachers, and Li Youqian had no connections in that area.

Just as he was at a loss, the system's cheap voice came again.

“Good son, call me ‘Dad’ again, and I’ll solve this problem for you.”

How could a virtual thing without even a physical body get addicted to being a father?

“Physical body? Flesh body? Only creatures of low-level civilizations need this stuff.”

“Hurry up, call me ‘Dad.’ When I upgrade, I’ll open a back door for you.”

Hmm? Low-level civilization creatures?

Li Youqian sensed astounding information from the system’s words.

(I didn't want to write about the system's origin so soon, but many brothers commented that the system's arrival was a conspiracy, so I'll explain it.)

(It's just reading a novel, don't worry about so many details~)

“Oops, I let it slip~”

“But it doesn't matter, I was going to tell you sooner or later anyway.”

“Let me reintroduce myself. I am Regulator No. 007589 of the XXX Universe Management Bureau.”

“The duty of us regulators is to supervise the entire universe and, at the same time, guide civilizations above Level 3 to join the Management Bureau, thereby maintaining the stable operation of the universe.”

“Because civilizations below Level 3 cannot cause any impact on the universe.”

“Speaking of which, your planet is also extremely lucky, after all, you haven't even reached Level 1 civilization.”

“By joining the Management Bureau, although you have no say, at least your safety can be guaranteed.”

“You won't wake up one day and be casually wiped out by a higher-level civilized creature.”

Although what you said is true, couldn't you have said it more tactfully?

What do you mean by being casually wiped out by a higher-level civilized creature?

“As for why this system came here, you really hit the jackpot.”

“I don’t know what the Director was thinking, but he specifically named you to join the Bureau.”

“Calling it 'injecting fresh blood.'”

Li Youqian sorted out his thoughts. This so-called Universe Management Bureau was equivalent to a powerful “United Nations,” and Earth was equivalent to a primitive tribe.

For some reason, the primitive tribe entered the sight of the United Nations boss, and then the United Nations decided to bring the primitive tribe into the United Nations.

For the primitive tribe, this was a gift, an opportunity, but also possibly a disaster.

“System, if we join your Management Bureau, will we be required to go to war??”

If that were the case, wouldn’t he become a “planetary traitor”?

“What on earth are you thinking?”

“War? With your mushroom bombs?”

“Let alone you can't even reach the battlefield; even if we sent you there, what could you do?”

“You’d be too useless even to be cannon fodder.”

“If there really is a great war in the universe one day, you won't be able to help.”

“To participate in war, you need to reach at least Level 6 civilization.”

“Don't think too much~ If this system wanted to do something to you, you would have already been dead.”

I’m sorry, System Bro, I used to speak a bit too loudly. Please, as a great person, forgive my past rudeness and offense.

“Heh~ I still prefer your old rebellious look.”

“By the way, System Bro, why did you choose me?”

Since System Bro came with a mission, why did he choose him, an ordinary person?

Wouldn't choosing a national political figure be better?

“Uh... about that... I'll tell you later.”

“Actually, this system has been bound to you for a long time, but it only woke up recently.”

“And I really didn't expect you to have become such a mess!”

...Don't be angry, don't be angry.

(Cough cough, I really can't make it up anymore, so let's stop here.)

After knowing the system's origin, the big stone pressing on Li Youqian's heart finally fell.

From now on, he could enjoy life recklessly.

“By the way, System, what did you mean by ‘opening a back door’ just now?”

What kind of reward would require a great deity like the system to open a back door?

“Oh, you mean that? It's nothing much, just a small trinket from a Level 3 civilization.”

“Heard of bionic humans? That thing is a super invincible PLUS version of a bionic human.”

“Although it's not some great treasure, it's completely sufficient for you.”

“Logically, this thing shouldn't appear on your planet, so even this system needs to open a back door to get it for you.”

Bionic human? Isn't that like the super robots in movies? Flying into the sky, diving into the earth, catching missiles with bare hands, almost omnipotent.

This thing actually exists? How's its combat power?

“Well, Level 3 civilization has almost reached the peak of technology, so it's normal to have such small gadgets.”

“As for combat power~”

“Someone like you, it can kill indefinitely~”

...

Actually, the unit of measurement didn't have to be himself, for example, Little Japan?

“Your movies are still conservative.”

“Although a bionic human from a Level 3 civilization can't crush a planet with bare hands, destroying a country is still easy.”

“Of course, what you'll get is a weakened version, but it's enough to ensure your safety.”

“So, shouldn't you call it?”

Cough cough, is Mr. Li the kind of person who would give up his dignity for a reward?

You...

You really know people!

“System Dad! I love you to death!”

Anyway, he had no parents, so recognizing a system as his father wasn't a loss~

“Sensible, alright~”

“Don't worry, son, as long as this system has a bite of meat to eat, you'll have a sip of soup.”

“As long as it's not some earth-shattering matter, System Dad has your back!”

(Cough cough, I accidentally went too hard with the cheat~)