193: Jade vortex wind suction
It turns out that happiness doesn't disappear; it just transfers.
“Chu, give up!”
“shi fu xing is destined to be out of your reach!”
“You should think of it this way: although you don’t have shi fu xing, you’ve gained two missiles!”
“Exactly! Earning a thousand yuan in an hour, what more do you want?”
“If it were me, forget shi fu xing, I’d be happy with twenty shi fu xing!”
“Actually, I can understand Chu quite well. If I could get shi fu xing, I’d even be willing to live in a villa and drive a supercar!”
“Wake up, upstairs! It’s daytime!”
“What’s wrong with daytime? Can’t a person daydream?”
“Am I someone who lacks that one thousand yuan??”
“I’m Douyin Level 64, do I lack that little bit of money??”
“That’s true! Chu really is super rich!”
“As soon as a new skin comes out, she gets it. She gives out more red packets than she earns.”
“Chu is my ideal type!”
“Draw your swords, brothers, this is my wife!”
“Bah, Chu is clearly my wife; she was lying next to me last night!”
“Mysterious Person 123456: ‘Is it necessary, everyone? The streamer doesn’t even show her face. Is it worth it?’”
“Mysterious Person 123456: ‘What if she looks ordinary? I said *what if*!’”
“Brother, you don’t understand. In the face of money, looks are insignificant!”
“Mysterious Person!”
“If you have the guts, take off your clothes!”
“See if I curse you or not!”
Chu was almost driven mad. Not only did he ruin her two chances at shi fu xing, but now he even dared to call her ugly??
How outrageous!
“Mysterious Person 123456: ‘Nyah nyah nyah, I won’t take it off!’”
“Mysterious Person 123456: ‘If you have the guts, come hit me!’”
“Ugh… how despicable!”
“(52) Just This: ‘Big Brother is indeed… quite unique.’”
“I came from another live stream. I thought Mysterious Person Big Brother was President Qian, but now…”
“President Qian? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!”
“If this is President Qian, I’ll live stream myself riding a five-speed electric fan!”
“I’ll live stream myself eating S while standing on my head!”
“All of you are just trying to get free food and drinks.”
“You!!”
“So annoying! Why can’t I kick you out!”
“And what do you mean ‘what if I’m not good-looking’? This big sister is as beautiful as a flower!”
She herself was a Level 64 spending tycoon, so why couldn't she kick people out of her own live stream?
“Mysterious Person 123456: ‘How about this: if you show your face, I’ll take off my vest.’”
“Mysterious Person 123456: ‘If you’re good-looking, I’ll send you ten carnivals. If you’re not good-looking, you send me ten. How about it?’”
“Oh, the pressure is on Chu.”
“Ahem, Mysterious Person Big Brother miscalculated! Chu is actually very good-looking.”
“You’ve seen her??”
“Yes, when Chu first started streaming, she showed her face. Later, she got annoyed by some perverted men and stopped showing her face.”
“Sigh, men will be men.”
“Show your face quickly! As long as the little sister is beautiful, one ‘Are you there?’ and I’ll fall!”
“Ten carnivals for showing my face? Too little, not interested.”
Ten carnivals might seem like a lot to others, but to her, it was just so-so.
It would only be a little over ten thousand yuan in her hand, less than her daily allowance.
“Are you listening to human words?”
“This is thirty thousand yuan! You’re not even interested in this?”
“Not little sister, are you Guanyin Bodhisattva? It costs so much just to see your face!”
“If you’re not even interested in this, it’s hard to imagine what you would be interested in?”
“Alas, why is the gap between people so wide!”
“Thirty thousand yuan, I’d even live stream myself eating S!”
“Mysterious Person 123456: ‘Upstairs, start a live stream, I’ll send you ten carnivals. I hope you keep your word.’”
“Mysterious Person 123456: ‘Ten isn’t enough? What about thirty?’”
“Thirty…”
“Thirty is fine. If I’m not good-looking, I’ll send you thirty carnivals.”
“But let’s be clear beforehand! You can’t run away or go back on your word!”
Chu considered for a moment, then finally nodded in agreement.
Thirty carnivals, which would be forty thousand yuan in her hand, enough to buy a pair of shoes.
“Mysterious Person 123456: ‘Don’t worry, it’s just thirty carnivals; it’s not enough to make me run away.’”
The live stream screen went black, and then after a while, an exquisite face appeared in front of the camera.
“How about it? Big sister isn’t bad-looking, right?”
Chu smiled proudly. She didn’t believe anyone would say she was ugly.
“Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!”
“You’re so amazing-looking, why have you been hiding it from us brothers all this time?”
“Hiss~ Her skin is great too!”
“And no beauty filter!!”
“Isn’t this much better than those beauty streamers?”
“Beautiful, absolutely beautiful!”
“I want to ask, what kind of dream posture do you need to marry a girl like this?”
“A daydream, lying on the table!”
“Huh? Where is he?!”
“You dog! How could you bear to deceive such an innocent, cute, beautiful, and generous woman like me?!”
Chu waited for a while, but the carnival special effect didn’t appear.
She clicked on the audience list and saw that the person was no longer in the live stream!
“Hahahahaha! Tricked again!”
“Although this behavior isn’t very moral, what should I do? I still want to laugh!”
“Ahem, thanks to Mysterious Person Big Brother for letting us admire a beauty!”
“If it weren’t for Mysterious Person Big Brother, Chu wouldn’t have shown herself until who knows when!”
“What a pity, why did Mysterious Person Big Brother run away?”
“Nonsense, I’d run too if I were him! This is thirty carnivals! Not thirty little hearts!”
“Chu is still too naive!”
“Bastard!”
“Don’t let me find out who he is, or he won’t have a good time!”
Chu re-confirmed multiple times, realizing she had been tricked again, and couldn’t help but stomp her foot in anger.
“Red Dust Immortal - I Really Have Money has entered the live stream.”
“(75) I’m Really Rich: ‘What, you missed me after a short while?’”
“(75) I’m Really Rich: ‘Oh, it’s all because Big Brother is too charming, causing little sister to miss him so much~’”
“(53) Just This: ‘Huh?? President Qian’s account was hacked??”
“(26) Laifu: ‘It’s over! I’m going to live stream myself riding a five-speed electric fan!’”
“(38) Bai Ze: ‘Compared to you, I suddenly feel like live streaming myself eating S isn’t so unacceptable.’”
“666, it’s really President Qian!”
“President Qian is so strange today!”
“No, I have to go back and tell Xiaoxiao that President Qian is after her~”
“Hahahaha!”
“Ah! You’re my idol!”
“Husband, I’ve waited so hard for you!”
Chu had accidentally come across Li Youqian and was immediately attracted by his god-like looks.
From then on, she became Li Youqian’s little fangirl, and even her bedroom had Li Youqian’s photos hanging in it!
“(75) I’m Really Rich: ‘???’”
“(75) I’m Really Rich: ‘Little sister, although you look good, you can’t just call anyone ‘husband’!’”
“(75) I’m Really Rich: ‘I’m not that casual of a person!’”
“Husband~”
“I’m a Jade Vortex Wind Suction~”
“And… I’ve never had a boyfriend!”
I don’t care what Jade Vortex Wind Suction you are, you can’t just call me ‘husband’!
Wait… Jade Vortex Wind Suction!!!???