66: Swim, swim~

(Failed to land, still swimming in the water~)

"I'm going to set your monkeys on fire, how are these guys so fierce?"

At nine o'clock in the evening, Asahi Baby was stunned when he saw the national rankings.

(There are still some differences from the real Douyin~)

Xiao Xin was temporarily ranked first in the country with 1.57 billion votes. No one was surprised by Xiao Xin's first place.

After all, the battle last night had already gone viral on Douyin.

The second place was originally Wen Nai, but her account was banned for suspected "fraud", and the points she earned last night were naturally frozen.

The current second place is a streamer named "Is Professor Ah", with 400 million votes. Asahi Baby had never heard of such a person.

(Made up, if you haven't heard of it, it's made up~)

"Beast, he came from Mo Ya. Last year, he was Mo Ya's top streamer, the kind that created a huge gap."

"It's just that this person is very low-key, Xu Di, it's normal that you haven't heard of him."

"His name... why does it feel so effeminate?"

"Holy crap, now that you mention it, I feel a bit too..."

"Hahahaha, indeed, but he's a real professor."

"A 29-year-old genius female professor~"

"The most important thing is, she's also a professor in the dance department!"

"Holy crap, that awesome?"

"Let's just say, Beast is absolutely the top dancer across the entire network."

"Cough cough, I only care about how she looks?"

"Looks... the kind that can make Xu Di faint~"

...

"I'm going to set your big dj on fire, what do you mean by making me faint?"

"Am I that kind of small streamer who hasn't seen the world? These years, what hasn't your Xu Ge seen..."

While saying that, the monkey searched for "Is Professor Ah"'s homepage.

"Oh oh oh~ Who was being stubborn just now?"

"Beware of Empress Xi's gaze."

"Hahahaha, it's okay, now Empress Xi doesn't watch her son's live stream anymore."

"Oh no, the first battle of the media legal department is coming~"

"Hahahaha, the first battle is a lawsuit against your own family, right?"

"Pfft~"

...

"You trendy guys, don't slander me."

"I just... I was just thinking."

"Hehe, so beautiful!"

The golden monkeys all knew this was for show, so no one took it seriously.

"Missing the pus bag~"

"Are you missing the pus bag? I'm too embarrassed to expose you."

"Hahahaha, the pus bag's betrayal?"

"Big Brother watched us grow up, but I have to say..."

"Shhh~ You can't say that~"

"Understood~"

"I'm going to set your mouths on fire, what are you guys saying?"

"Are you guys trying to rebel?"

The betrayal of the chinchilla, this meme hasn't been mentioned for a long time.

Daxu had almost forgotten about it, and only remembered today when these golden monkeys reminded him.

"Bold!"

"Son, you need to recognize your place!"

"Isn't it time for you to thank the cross-guild?"

"Thank you, all my father fans~"

"Without your support, your Xu Di, he's nothing~"

"Alas, my son has grown up and is disobedient again~"

"I'm going to set your monkeys on fire, you guys... hahahaha."

Asahi Baby laughed as he spoke. Bating with fans was also his daily routine.

"(75) I'm Really Rich entered the live stream."

"Oh my god, who is this? It's President Qian, the number one on the rich list!"

"The man who spent 100 million is here!"

"Xu Di, aren't you going to greet him quickly?"

"President Qian, please help Xu Di. He almost couldn't find him in the national rankings."

"Hahahaha, ranked 97th in the country, confirmed small streamer."

"Oh, welcome, President Qian."

"President Qian, you were so handsome last night, you made Xu Di feel so excited."

"That was truly a holy dragon descends, one against ten thousand!"

Goodness, who said Xu Di couldn't flatter?

Xu Di was fiercer than anyone when he flattered.

"666, son, why haven't you flattered us like that?"

"Goodness, you're so good at flattering!"

"You didn't flatter Wu Liao Shua Shua like that back then!"

"How can that be the same? Wu Liao Shua Shua wasn't as rich as President Qian back then!"

"In all these years, I've only seen President Qian as formidable as President Qian."

"The person upstairs, you just said something useless."

...

"(75) I'm Really Rich: 'I know I'm handsome, it's a given fact, no need to keep bringing it up.'"

"(75) I'm Really Rich: 'I'll get embarrassed~'"

"Hahahaha, holy crap, President Qian, how are you even more shameless than me?"

"I thought I was shameless enough, but there's someone even more shameless than me."

"Hmm? How dare you!"

"Did your fathers teach you to talk to Big Brother like that?"

"Apologize!"

"Apologize for what! Call him!"

"Call him, call him!"

"(75) I'm Really Rich: 'Cough cough, I can't accept that~'"

"(75) I'm Really Rich: 'After all, Bao Ge is over 30, and I'm only in my twenties~'"

"Pfft, hahahaha."

"Although we always call him Xu Di, he is indeed an old man (*^▽^*)"

"(15) X. Yaoyao: 'What are you talking about? My boss is the most handsome!'"

"Oh, the X Hall is here~"

"President Qian is here, Yaoyao, aren't you going to flatter him~"

"(15) X. Yaoyao: 'Ah? Is that President Qian who spent a small fortune?'"

"(15) X. Yaoyao: 'Ah ah ah ah ah! Daddy Qian, look at me, you're a million times more handsome than my boss!'"

"Hahahaha, so realistic!"

"Xu Di: I'm going to set your monkeys on fire!"

"Xu Di: I haven't even started flattering yet, how could you start?"

"Yaoyao! Your salary for this month is gone!"

Xu Di said, "gritting his teeth," as he looked at the bullet comments on the public screen.

"Hahahaha, Xu Di is jealous~"

"It's over, Yaoyao is in danger!"

"Serves you right for being mischievous, you got punished, hahahaha."

"Cough cough, Yaoyao, don't you know your boss's nickname?"

"(15) X. Yaoyao: 'Wuwuwu, boss, I was wrong~'"

"(15) X. Yaoyao: 'Ah? What nickname?'"

"Douyin's number one bully, hahahaha."

"You actually dare to provoke the Douyin bully, you're truly tired of living."

"Hahahaha, the last one to be persecuted like this seemed to be the old woman?"

"Yes, that's right, the old woman was initially oppressed by Xu Di in various ways, but later the old woman stood up."

"No choice, who told the old woman to get shares, hahahaha."

...

"I'm going to set your big mouth on fire! Don't spread rumors!"

"My reputation was ruined by you trendy guys!"

"Is that called exploiting employees? I was clearly boosting their work enthusiasm!" Asahi Baby said, "frustrated."

"(75) I'm Really Rich: 'Bao Ge, guess what this is? (Deer)'"

"(75) I'm Really Rich: 'I guess this is a horse.'"

"Cough cough, this is clearly a horse!"

"Even if... even if the King of Heaven came today, this is still a horse!"

"What a case of 'pointing to a deer and calling it a horse'!"

"What a face!"

"Heh, the small streamer sees he can't get money, he's starting to get anxious~"

"I won't say who's anxious~"

"What are you talking about! Is my Asahi Baby that kind of person?"

"No matter if President Qian gives me money or not, President Qian will always be my good Big Brother."

"(75) I'm Really Rich: 'No choice, Bao Ge, I've spent all my money.'"

"(75) I'm Really Rich: 'Last night I spent it all on loans, now I have nothing left.'"

"666, should I believe I am Qin Shi Huang or believe you?"

"Upstairs, V me 50, and I'll believe you."

"V me 50, and I'll call youYour Majesty from now on."

"(75) I'm Really Rich gifted streamer - Asahi Baby holy dragon descends * 1 * 2 ... * 400! (40,000,000 Douyin Coins)"

"(75) I'm Really Rich: 'Alright, today's 6 million quota is used up.'"

"???"

"Versailles itself??"

Quietly showing off, so satisfying~

(Done with exams, I'll try to do three chapters a day starting tomorrow.)