183: You have it, I don't (Part 2)

“Alright, since everyone’s here, let’s begin.”

“I’ll go first for the first round.”

Seeing the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Li Youqian was the first to break the silence.

The game ‘You Have It, I Don’t’ requires you to state your strengths as much as possible, and then reduce others’ ‘lives’.

Li Youqian didn’t have many special skills, only a special bank card balance.

So, what he had to say was naturally about wealth.

“Let me start with an appetizer. I have a villa with an interior area of over five thousand square meters.”

Everyone here was rich, so saying he had a villa wouldn't have much impact.

But if he said he had a villa over five thousand square meters, then that impact would be huge!

“Holy cow, Commander, you’re ruthless! Although I also have a villa, I truly don’t have one this big!”

“Uh… I knew this little brother wanted to show off, and there’s nothing we can do.”

“Yeah, I also have a villa, but it’s only six hundred square meters, unfortunately.”

“Hey, hey, hey, can you guys consider my feelings?!”

“I don’t even have a villa!!”

Hearing these humblebrags, Xiao Xin finally couldn’t hold back.

Everyone was saying their villas were small, so what was she, who lived in an apartment building, supposed to do??

["Hahahaha, I won’t say who’s triggered!"]

["Douyin spokesperson? Number one in the country for the year? You still don’t have a villa!"]

["Dying of laughter, you upstairs really know how to hit where it hurts!"]

["Um, I’m in the funeral business. Let’s add each other as friends, upstairs~"]

["666, recruiting customers on the spot?"]

["Get lost! I’ll live a long time!"]

["(75) Wo Jiu Ai Free Stuff sent the streamer - Xiao Xin a Heart Bunny * 1 (299 Douyin Coins)"]

["(75) Ting Hai sent the streamer - Xiao Xin a Heart Bunny * 1 (299 Douyin Coins)"]

["(75) Xiaoyao sent the streamer - Xiao Xin a Heart Bunny * 1 (299 Douyin Coins)"]

...

Regarding this “appetizer,” the other seven naturally all lost.

["(46) Xiao Xin sent - Im Really Rich a Heart Bunny * 1 (299 Douyin Coins)"]

“Hmph, I’m going to win this round back!”

“I have a national standard in LOLM, do you?”

As soon as this question was asked, the other six fell silent; they didn’t have that either.

“Ahem, well, I do~”

“I used to be a national server Lee Sin, Xiao Xin, you know that.”

Although his Lee Sin was ranked 198th nationally at that time, which was at the bottom, it was still a national server rank~

“Ah!! Miscalculation!”

Xiao Xin thought these people were all big bosses and must be terrible at gaming.

But she forgot that her gaming skills were taught by Li Youqian!

Mainly, Li Youqian’s current skills were too bad, so she forgot about it in her haste.

“Tsk tsk, Xiao Xin tried to be mischievous, but ended up digging her own grave.”

“Indeed, if your question can’t instantly defeat everyone, then it’s a loss~”

“Xiao Xin, you really need to pay more attention~”

“They say big chests mean no brains, Xiao Xin, how come you also…”

["President Qian: Although I’m bad now, I wasn’t bad before."]

["Exactly, exactly, Xiao Xin really doesn’t pay attention."]

["Bear with it, after all, the chest cavity is too small, so the heart isn’t big either."]

["Stop talking, Xiao Xin is about to cry little pearls~ "]

["Hehe, crying little pearls is good~ Can even sell them to make money."]

["You upstairs!"]

“It’s my turn! It’s my turn!”

“Before I turned 30, I earned a billion without relying on my family’s help.”

This was Free Stuff. He was indeed a business prodigy. In the era when the entertainment industry went digital, he managed to carve out a piece of the pie through hard work and talent.

“This… I don’t have that, I’m useless!”

“Sigh, I really can’t do this either.”

Xiao Xin sighed; she lost this round again.

“Ahem, well, I earned it~”

Free Stuff said he earned a billion without relying on his family, and Li Youqian indeed didn’t rely on his family; he relied on the system~

This could be considered a small BUG exploit.

["You freaking… shameless!"]

“Wow, President Qian, how did you get it right again?!”

“No, were you all so amazing when you were young?”

“Uh… Commander is still very young, right?”

“Earning a billion before 30!! And without relying on family! How on earth did your brains grow?”

["This is truly impressive!"]

["Sure enough, I’m the only useless one."]

["When humans evolved, why was I left behind?"]

["Upstairs, I was left behind too."]

["And me..."]

“Alright, alright, so this is how we’re playing, huh?”

“I have nail polish on all ten of my fingers, do you?”

It was Mario who spoke. Among those present, there were only three girls. Xiao Xin didn’t have nail polish because she was a game streamer.

As for Mei Niang… well, that was just a gamble.

“I truly don’t have that.”

Li Youqian surrendered. He really didn’t have nail polish.

["Oh my~ If you beg me, I can put nail polish on you right now~"]

Absolutely not needed!!

“Um… Big sister, I have a question I’m quite curious about~”

“If all ten fingers have nail polish, how do you wipe your butt?”

Oyster Bro held it in for a long time, finally unable to resist asking.

Normally, when wiping one's butt, the fingertips are used for force, but with nail polish on all ten fingers, how would one wipe?

“Me?!”

“I’m wearing nail polish, I’m not handicapped, why can’t I wipe?!”

Mario asked grumpily. How could wearing nail polish prevent one from wiping their butt??

Should she just wait for it to air dry?

“But… if all ten fingers have nail polish, wouldn’t it scratch the skin when wiping?”

Oyster Bro asked in confusion. He couldn’t understand the act of wiping one’s butt while wearing nail polish.

["Uh… Even if you can’t wipe, there are smart toilets now, right?"]

["Yeah, those smart toilets can spray water to clean your butt."]

["Most importantly, they can even dry it!! But they’re super expensive."]

["Brothers, can’t we talk about something else? I’m eating right now!!"]

["Sigh, what’s wrong with eating? Back in the day, I was someone who could feast in a dry toilet."]

["WC! You are truly a ruthless person!"]

["You actually dare to eat s???"]

["No, don’t get the wrong idea, I meant eating in a dry toilet!!"]

["Right, right, you were indeed eating in a dry toilet, we all understand~"]

["Explanation is concealment, concealment is the truth."]

“Me, even with nail polish, I can wipe my butt, OK?”

“Who told you that you can’t wipe your butt with nail polish? Tell him to come out!!”

After Oyster Bro’s persistent questioning, Mario finally broke down.