21: The third live broadcast
“Mr. Li, I'll take my leave now. For the next six months, you can contact me with any rental issues you encounter.”
After much consideration, Li Youqian finally signed a six-month rental agreement.
Six months is neither long nor short. According to his current development, Li Youqian could completely buy his own villa in six months.
Provided this idiotic system doesn't cause trouble again!
After paying the rent, Li Youqian had over 300,000 yuan left in his savings. His living problems were mostly solved, and now he needed to focus on live streaming.
After all, system upgrades were his foundation.
Li Youqian opened Douyin and had the system deposit today's three million yuan quota. His Douyin coin balance reached 60 million.
“System bro, wasn't there still a one million yuan quota from yesterday's system upgrade?”
“Can you add that one million for me? Plus tomorrow's three million, it would make a nice round ten million.”
(When the system recharged him yesterday, it hadn't upgraded yet, so there was only a two million yuan quota. After the system upgraded, an extra one million yuan quota became available.)
“Get lost, I'm annoyed. Go find your mom to make up for it.”
As Li Youqian expected, the system's first words were extremely foul-mouthed.
“You f*cking... that quota was mine to begin with! Why are you deducting it from me?!”
This idiotic system even deducts rewards within its own mechanism!
“Because I want to!”
“What? You're not convinced?”
“If you're not convinced, just suck it up!”
May I ask where I can report the system? What's the complaint number? I can't live like this anymore.
“Alright, look at your pathetic face. It's just one million, isn't it? I'll add it for you now.”
“Tomorrow's has also been recharged for you. Don't call me tomorrow if you have nothing to do!”
Huh? Tomorrow's was also recharged? When did the system become so proactive?
Could it be that the system has changed its ways? Has it finally learned to give some benefits to its host dad?
“I'll change you, you f*cker, I have something to do tomorrow, understand?!”
Alright, I shouldn't have expected anything good from this dog-like system!
Looking at the 100 million Douyin coins in his account, Li Youqian felt incredibly comfortable.
The reason he kept asking the system to make up that one million was entirely because Li Youqian had a tiny bit of OCD.
He liked round numbers, not messy ones that made him feel annoyed.
And every time Li Youqian left home, he had to pull the doorknob to check if the door was securely locked. If he didn't pull it, he always felt uneasy.
Li Youqian glanced at the time. It was already past 8 PM, which was when Douyin had the most users and when most major streamers started their broadcasts. So, Li Youqian decisively chose to start his stream.
[(44) Wind Forest Grass Wood entered the live stream.]
[(30) I Love Free Stuff entered the live stream.]
[(59) Miss Da Xiao entered the live stream.]
.....
“Good evening, brothers.”
[(44) Wind Forest Grass Wood: “Streamer, you're finally online!”]
[(30) I Love Free Stuff: “I thought you weren't going to stream today.”]
[(59) Miss Da Xiao: “This time is good, most people aren't busy, and there's a lot of traffic.”]
“Yeah, I originally wasn't planning to stream today, but then I saw it was just past eight, so I came online to stream for a bit.”
“By the way, I haven't streamed all day, how did your levels increase again?”
“Especially Free Stuff! I remember you were in your teens when you first came, right? Now you're already level 30?”
“Aren't you the one who loves Free Stuff the most? Why did you start spending?”
[(30) I Love Free Stuff: “Cough cough, ever since I met a female Bodhisattva, my Dao heart has been shattered.”]
“Beauty ruins people, brother!”
“I suddenly noticed that your fan lightboards are all black, good for you, you're only Free Stuff-ing me, aren't you?”
Cough cough, I've been discovered, how embarrassing.
[(30) I Love Free Stuff sent streamer - Im Really Rich - Fan Lightboard * 1 (1 Douyin coin)]
“You spend so much on others, but for me, you only send a ten-cent small blue badge?”
That kid Free Stuff is so active when he's checking out other streams, but when it comes to sending me gifts, he's so stingy.
[(30) I Love Free Stuff: “Cough cough, mainly because President Qian doesn't lack the spare change in my pocket.”]
[(30) I Love Free Stuff: “My money still needs to be used to save those lost young girls, so President Qian, please bear with it.”]
Good, good, you're quite a talent, describing being lustful and stingy in such a fresh and refined way.
“Alright, I don't care about that little bit, looking at your stingy face.”
“Let me say one more thing, I stream just for fun. brothers who have the means can support me with money, but those who are financially struggling, please don't send me gifts.”
“Minors are prohibited from tipping!”
[(59) Miss Da Xiao sent streamer - Im Really Rich - carnival * 1 * 2 * 3 ... * 10 (300000 Douyin coins)]
[(59) Miss Da Xiao: “I'm a minor, and I love to tip. What can you do about it?”]
“Then what can I do about it? I can only reluctantly spank your ass.”
The rich woman's ass is not just an ass, it's a treasure trove that lays golden eggs!
[(59) Miss Da Xiao: “????????????”]
[(59) Miss Da Xiao: “Get lost, you old hag!!”]
“Oh, wow, I didn't realize, Daxiaojie is a Sichuan tigress?”
Sichuan... tigress?
At this moment, Su Qingwan didn't have a trace of her cold Female CEO demeanor. She gritted her teeth and stared at her phone screen.
You better not let me find out who you are, otherwise, I'll definitely spank your butt into eight pieces!!
Although she was indeed from Sichuan... but!
Sichuan girls are all cute Sweet Girls, 'tigress' is just slander from outsiders!
[(59) Miss Da Xiao: “Whether I'm a Sichuan tigress or not, you'll know once you meet me.”]
“Ying ying ying~ Daxiaojie, I'm an artist, not a prostitute~”
“Of course, if you're pretty enough and like to wear Balenciaga and Valentino, I might consider it.”
“Just consider it a little sacrifice for myself.”
[(59) Miss Da Xiao: “Go to hell!!”]
How can this dog-like person be so shameless!
Su Qingwan's urge to hit someone reached its peak at this moment.
Are those people in the technical department just slacking off? Why can't so many people find his address?
Deduct their salaries, must deduct their salaries!
Technical Department IT staff: “Let me say thank you, because of you, NMLGB!”
“Alright, no more fooling around. Let's go check out other streams. brothers, what do you want to watch today?”
[(44) Wind Forest Grass Wood: “Wan'er! Must be Wan'er! Streamer, you haven't gone to see Wan'er in a long time!”]
[(30) I Love Free Stuff: “Why watch Wan'er? If we're watching, let's watch Xiao Yaojing!”]
[(52) A Cigarette After Sex: “Anything is fine.”]
[Both Xiao Yaojing and Wan'er have been watched, let's watch someone new.]
[Yeah, yeah, let's try a new flavor.]
There were all sorts of comments on the public screen, and Li Youqian didn't know which one to choose for a moment.
Until Su Qingwan's comment appeared, Li Youqian immediately made a decision.
[(59) Miss Da Xiao: “Let's go watch a major streamer do a PK. I'll fight with you.”]
The top patron has spoken, it must be arranged!
“brothers, Daxiaojie said she wants to watch a PK, so today we'll go watch a major streamer do a PK.”
“Let's go!”