281: How shameful!

"Zhao the Madman, are you crazy?!"

Staff Courtyard Chief Sun Chong slammed his hand on the table, his dark gold staff hitting the ground with a boom: "How dare you injure a disciple of my Staff Courtyard!"

"Senior Brother Sun!"

The injured disciple covered his bleeding shoulder and cried out: "He's completely unreasonable!"

Liu Jian, Sword Courtyard Chief on the viewing platform, let out a sneer: "Knife Institute Chief committing violence in public, is this the upbringing of your Knife Institute?"

"Nonsense!"

A red-faced disciple suddenly rushed out from the Knife Institute's ranks: "It was clearly Senior Brother Zhao who wanted us to accept the apology, you guys just have foul mouths..."

Before he finished speaking, someone next to him covered his mouth and dragged him back.

"Ha!"

Wang Chong, Spear Courtyard Chief, plunged his silver spear into the ground: "Is the Knife Institute planning to change professions and become the Mad Dog Courtyard?"

Amidst the laughter of the entire crowd, the Knife Courtyard Instructor's face turned green.

【Breakdown Value +30!】

【You are very angry, you didn't expect people from other courtyards to dare to mock the Knife Institute.】

【So you decide—】

【A: Roar powerlessly towards the sky.】

【B: Claim that you were possessed by an outer-realm demonic entity just now.】

【C: Stand still as if nothing just happened.】

【D: Shout "My fate is up to me, not Heaven" and continue cutting people.】

D!

Lin Sheng wished the incident would escalate further.

On the field.

Crimson saber light suddenly exploded!

"My fate is up to me, not Heaven!"

Zhao the Madman roared this as he charged. His figure shot towards the Spear Courtyard like lightning, his blade aimed directly at the disciple who had laughed the loudest just now: "Those who insult my Knife Institute shall die!"

"Protect our junior brother!"

As Wang Chong horizontally blocked with his spear, his pupils shrank abruptly—this guy's saber momentum was actually three times fiercer than usual!

"Clang!"

The spear shaft snapped in response, and Wang Chong's tiger's mouth split open, causing him to retreat seven steps.

The entire crowd gasped.

"Did this madman eat a Dragon Blood Pill?"

"Quick, stop him!"

Su Die, Fan Courtyard Chief, unfolded her twelve-rib jade fan, and thirty-six wind blades whistled out: "Prepare the Immortal Binding Lock!"

"Who dares stop me!"

Zhao the Madman's meridians bulged all over his body, his saber qi actually condensed into a three-zhang fire python: "Today, I'll let you see... Ugh!"

His fierce words were cut short as he suddenly bent over and vomited.

The foul matter mixed with alcohol fumes sprayed right onto Liu Jian's white boots as he rushed forward.

"Zhao! Kuang! Ren!"

The Sword Courtyard Chief, who had mysophobia, instantly exploded in anger, his natal flying sword "Autumn Water" unsheathed, bringing with it a sky full of cold light: "I'm going to kill you!"

【Breakdown Value +50!】

【You know well that you are absolutely no match for Liu Jian at this moment, so you decide—】

【A: Slap yourself twice in apology.】

【B: Take off your pants and perform the art of pissing and fleeing!】

【C: Don't fear a strong enemy, face the difficulty head-on!】

【D: Turn into a woman and fight him, hoping he will show pity for a beautiful woman.】

Between B and D, Lin Sheng hesitated for a while.

Emotionally, he wanted to choose D, but in terms of Breakdown Value, choosing B would be better.

Mainly because the "Transformation Art" wasn't a rare spell, and fighting as a woman, while indeed quite rare, wouldn't bring much Breakdown Value as foreseen.

"Hmm... Forget it, focus on the Breakdown Value."

B!

On the field.

"Kill me? Heh heh."

Zhao the Madman sneered twice.

Then, without warning, he suddenly tore off his belt, and while dodging dozens of sword qi, he spun around abruptly!

The moment his dark brocade pants slipped down, screams from female disciples erupted from the viewing platform!

"Ah ah ah—"

"Pervert!!"

"......"

【Breakdown Value +60!】

"Shameless!"

Fan Courtyard Chief Su Die's face was filled with murderous intent.

She fanned her jade fan, sending out wind blades, originally intending to teach Zhao the Madman a lesson, but who knew that Zhao the Madman, in order to avoid Liu Jian's pursuit, was forced to move, causing those three wind blades to instead cut the tie of his underpants.

The figure that should have elegantly fled suddenly staggered—he covered his front with one hand and his back with the other, attending to both simultaneously.

"Senior Brother Zhao's underpants... are scarlet!"

A certain Knife Institute disciple shouted with a cracking voice.

Liu Jian, who was about to pursue, abruptly stopped in his tracks: "You pervert actually wear peony embroidery... Ugh!"

As he spoke.

A wave of nausea surged, causing him to bend over and retch uncontrollably, his "Autumn Water Sword" clanging as it fell beside the vomit.

"Bastard! How dare you be so lawless!"

"What kind of behavior is this! What kind of behavior is this!!"

"It seems we have to intervene!"

The development of the situation before their eyes had exceeded the expectations of the instructors from all the courtyards.

The aura on many of them surged.

As if they could erupt at any moment in the next instant!

It was also at this moment that the black-clothed evil cultivator, hidden in the void using a secret method, his eyes lit up.

The opportunity to kill the Son of Heaven's Mandate and seize Heavens Mandate Luck had arrived!

He didn't hesitate for a moment.

He violently flung three poisoned Soul Shattering Nails towards Zhao the Madman!

Puchi—

The hidden weapons, which should have hit his back, all pierced his bare white buttocks due to Zhao the Madman's restless movements.

"Ah ah ah!!"

Zhao the Madman rolled on the ground, covering his pierced buttocks, his Melting Flame Saber slashing wildly.

The lava-like saber qi was extremely lethal, and the surrounding people dared not approach!

【Breakdown Value +20!】

"Impudent!"

At this moment!

Palace Master Water Without Limits finally opened his eyes!

No one knew who his shout of "Impudent" was directed at, everyone only saw that when his seventy-realm pressure was released with a roar.

Whether it was the black-clothed evil cultivator hiding in the void, or Zhao the Madman who was about to take the opportunity to escape, they all fell to their knees with a "plop"!

"This is the location of the Five Courtyard Grand Competition!"

"How dare you all be so impudent!?"

As soon as the Heavenly Dao Academy Palace Master made a move, the entire venue quickly quieted down.

Everyone stared at Zhao the Madman.

They thought this turmoil should be able to subside now, right?

【You are suppressed to the ground by the Palace Master's overbearing strength.】

【Feeling dissatisfied in your heart, you decide—】

【A: Fall asleep on the spot.】

【B: Wet your pants on the spot from fear.】

【C: Have explosive diarrhea on the spot.】

【D: Go crazy on the spot.】

C!

Very quickly.

Almost the second after making the choice, Lin Sheng saw Zhao the Madman's face change, and he suddenly squeezed his legs together!

"Tsk tsk tsk, this efficiency..."

On the stage.

After the academy instructors captured the black-clothed evil cultivator, Palace Master Water Without Limits gradually withdrew his pressure.

His gaze turned to Zhao the Madman.

A look of deep exasperation appeared on his face: "Kuangren... you today..."

He seemed to want to say something, but was too speechless.

He just sighed repeatedly in place.

Zhao the Madman raised his head, cold sweat seeping from his forehead: "Palace Master, listen to my explanation..."

Plop plop!

Suddenly, everyone heard an extremely faint sound.

Like liquid mixed with small particles flowing.

Plop plop!

"What sound is that?"

"It seems to be coming from Zhao the Madman..."

"Look! Senior Brother Zhao's crotch..."

The little junior sister from the Knife Institute covered her nose as soon as she spoke.

They saw dark yellow liquid spreading down Zhao the Madman's pant legs, forming a bizarre totem on the bluestone slabs. Liu Jian, who was closest, suddenly trembled all over—his white boots were soaking in that puddle of liquid.