296: Pull a lump in public
After saying that, Wu Yang straightened his back and strode towards the Celestial God Path soldiers.
These green-robed figures wearing tiger-faced masks subconsciously took half a step back.
"Are you serious about taking half a step back?"
He was stunned for a moment, then became furious.
"Who brought you here! Who are you supposed to listen to now!?"
Before he could finish speaking,
The green-robed soldiers suddenly turned around in unison and ran wildly!
"Come back!"
"I haven't finished speaking..."
Wu Yang lifted his leg to chase, but suddenly his left foot tripped over his right foot and he fell!
Without paying attention to the knife in his hand, the tip actually slipped into his crotch.
"Ah—!!!"
【Breakdown Value +600! (Ten times)】
The players collectively sucked in a cold breath.
"Hiss—"
"Damn!"
"That sound just hurts to hear..."
"I'm afraid he's ruined..."
Lin Sheng's eyes were strange; this wave of friendly fire was something he hadn't expected at all.
And at this moment, under everyone's gaze, Wu Yang lay on the ground, curled up like a shrimp, twitching.
Blood flowed all over the ground.
A moment later, he suddenly sprung up like a carp.
"What are you looking at!"
"I possess Heavens Mandate Luck, I am the Heavenly Mandated Protagonist! A mere minor injury is nothing!"
Wu Yang feigned strength.
But the players' discussions couldn't be stopped by his few words; more mocking glances were cast his way.
【Breakdown Value +200! (Ten times)】
【You are very angry, because of an accident, the world no longer respects you.】
【You decide—】
【A: Kill them.】
【B: Take a dump in public to fumigate them.】
【C: Look up and sigh about life.】
【D: Throw a tantrum and won't stop until appeased.】
B!
in front of him.
Wu Yang's face instantly turned ashen.
A hint of madness flashed in his eyes, and he curled up the corner of his mouth into a cold smile: "You fools, how dare you mock me?"
"Good, good, good."
"I'll show you my methods!"
As soon as he finished speaking,
He unbuckled his belt on his own and then squatted down in public.
That posture...
It immediately made one think of things that happen in an outhouse.
"What's he going to do!?"
"This posture..."
Wu Yang glanced at the players.
A ferocious smile appeared on his face, and then—
Pfft—
When a blob of mosaic... fell out of him.
A foul stench instantly spread!
At this moment!
Everyone's expressions changed drastically!
"My God!! He, he, he..."
"He actually took a huge dump on the spot!?"
"Damn it!! Stay away, stay away!"
"No way!? How dare he!? How dare he!??"
【Breakdown Value +900! (Ten times)】
The players were greatly shocked, and one by one, they ran far away as if avoiding snakes and scorpions.
Within twenty meters around Wu Yang, in the blink of an eye, only he remained!
Everyone stared at him with faces full of disgust, their eyes filled with fear, astonishment, and also genuine schadenfreude at seeing someone make a fool of themselves.
And being watched by so many people,
Wu Yang wasn't embarrassed.
As he continued to squat, he chuckled: "Hmph, what a bunch of pedantic people. It's just something a bit smelly, yet you people who want to cultivate immortality are so afraid."
"Haha, truly... Hmm—ah, exhale...."
He felt it coming again halfway through speaking.
He squeezed out a little more with effort.
After squeezing, he slightly relaxed and then scanned the players present, saying: "You rookies, as a strong person, I will give you a lesson."
"The world of cultivation is extremely cruel. Your first step is to increase your courage."
"Just like me."
"If any of you can do what I'm doing on the spot, it means you have great comprehension."
"I can consider taking you as a disciple."
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???
The players were all stunned upon hearing this, and then their faces all turned pale.
"This, this, this... Is this triggering a special master-apprenticeship opportunity?"
"You have to do this to become his disciple!?"
"No way! Is this game that perverted? You have to take a dump in public to get a master-apprenticeship opportunity!? Then I'd rather not!"
"I should have seen this coming a long time ago, from Zhou Sheng to here, everything is problematic!"
"This isn't cultivating immortality, it's cultivating mental illness!?"
【Breakdown Value +500! (Ten times)】
Even though they knew the power gained here could be brought back to reality,
But to have people in public...
Many Blue Star players still couldn't overcome the awkwardness in their hearts.
Of course.
Just as there are all kinds of birds in a big forest, there are all kinds of people when the population is large.
Among the many Blue Star players, four or five men actually ran out. They rushed into that deserted area, gritted their teeth, and one after another took off their pants and squatted down in public.
"In the past, Goujian endured hardship to successfully seek revenge. Today, I'm just going to the toilet outside, it's no big deal!"
"Hahaha! In the face of opportunity, what is there to be ashamed of!"
"This won't become my dark history, it will only be the path I took to success!"
"You're not afraid of death but afraid of losing face? Hilarious!"
"If you were allowed to go to the toilet in private to become a disciple, many of you would probably agree. Just changing the environment makes you afraid? Then you should be eliminated!"
Everyone was shocked.
But listening to what they shouted as they squatted down, many couldn't help but hesitate.
What these few people said... actually made some sense.
Some hesitated, while others were persuaded and joined in, but awkwardly covered their faces.
"The main thing is, can you really successfully become a disciple?"
"If there are other requirements, then..."
Wu Yang just said it casually.
He really hadn't expected his words could incite others to do the same.
Seeing many people fall into hesitation,
He laughed loudly and quickly said: "Of course! I mean what I say! As long as you do it! I will take all of you as disciples without exception!"
"By the way, my realm is as high as seventy-six!"
Seventy-six!!?
The Blue Star players had already learned from the basic introduction of this Tianming Great World.
The realms here range from one to one hundred.
Seventy-six can already be considered upper-tier!
With his guarantee, and seeing more and more people squatting down, many players also couldn't resist the desire for strength and followed suit.
Of course.
A large number of players still found this absurd. They didn't follow suit, but remained skeptical.
"Do you really believe him? Can't you see there's something wrong with his head?"
"Yeah! You saw how he was just now, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he went back on his word after you're done!"
"......"
Seeing the scene was so chaotic,
Lin Moxuan couldn't help but turn back to look at Lin Sheng and said: "My Lord, what should we do? Should we stop the Celestial Descendants?"
A hint of disbelief still lingered in her eyes.
These Celestial Descendants... are they really that desperate for power?
"Alas..."
Lin Sheng sighed.
He could tell that Wu Yang saying anyone who did it could become a disciple was just a casual remark.
But the players thought they had triggered a special master-apprenticeship opportunity and didn't want to miss it.
This.....
"My Lord."
Seeing that the Saint Descent Hall plaza was about to have a lot of new feces, Lin Moxuan couldn't help but ask Lin Sheng for his opinion again.
"Alas..."
The latter sighed again, and finally decided to intervene.
After all, the Saint Descent Hall was his territory now. It was one thing for the Heavenly Mandated Protagonist to take a dump alone, but if the players followed suit, wouldn't it become a public toilet?
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