282: Reveal the fact that you are pregnant with the palace master's child

"Ahhhhh! My Snow-Treading Trace-Leaving Boots!"

The Sword Courtyard's chief disciple let out a scream more mournful than being struck by a sword, immediately taking off his treasured boots and flying into the air.

"Quickly retreat!"

"Is this a new type of poison technique? How could a person have so much liquid!???"

"Ugh—"

The female disciples of the Fan Courtyard collectively gagged, and Su Die's jade fan frantically fanned: "Quickly blow away this foul air!"

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Palace Master Water Without Limits's beard trembled violently.

His voice trembling, he pointed at Zhao the Madman, "Drag him to the Cleansing Pool!"

"Wait!"

The Knife Courtyard Instructor suddenly shouted: "Kuangren is poisoned! Look at his butt!"

Only then did everyone notice that the spot on Zhao the Madman's white butt where the three Soul-Shattering Nails had just struck was emitting a chilling, eerie green light!

"It's the Four-Step Frenzy of the Yin Poison Sect!"

An instructor pinched his nose and observed from a distance: "The poisoned person will..."

He didn't finish speaking.

Zhao the Madman suddenly looked up and laughed: "Hahaha! I've comprehended!"

He pulled up his pants and hopped in place, "The Dao is shit! Shit is the Dao!"

The Flaming Blade, mixed with yellow and white substances, cleaved out a half-moon slice, scaring all the teachers and students in the courtyard into scurrying away with their heads in their hands: "This lunatic has fused profound mysteries with shit, pee, and farts!"

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"Press his acupoints!"

The Palace Master, unable to bear it any longer, flicked his fingers, and three water chains locked Zhao the Madman's limbs.

"Water Without Limits, you old man!"

Zhao the Madman twisted in the air, "You dare to obstruct my path to enlightenment!"

Suddenly, the sound of porcelain shattering came from the highest point of the viewing platform. The Supreme Elder, who had been in seclusion for years, broke through the window, his snow-white longevity brows still stained with tea leaves: "Who dares to mix... ugh! ...into the Dao of Water!"

【You feel like you are about to achieve enlightenment.】

【You must know that the opportunity for enlightenment is fleeting.】

【But the Heavenly Dao Academy Palace Master Water Without Limits grabbed you at this moment, which makes you furious, so you decide—】

【A: Circulate the Wild Boar Transformation cultivation method and transform into a wild boar to charge.】

【B: Expose the fact that you are pregnant with the Palace Master's child.】

【C: Activate the forbidden technique "Chrysanthemum Blooms".】

【D: Squeeze out "Phoenix Seeking Mate" with your butt.】

"This..."

Lin Sheng stared wide-eyed, his gaze already drawn to the prominent option B.

"If I choose this, will there really be one?"

Saying this, he completed the choice without hesitation!

"He who obstructs my path to enlightenment..."

"Will be killed without..."

His words stopped abruptly halfway through.

Zhao the Madman's eyes suddenly widened, and his body, bound like a zongzi by the water chains, trembled violently. A strange bulge appeared on his lower abdomen.

"What!!?"

He stared down in astonishment at his bulging belly, and then a strange memory flooded his mind.

In an instant, he was stunned.

It was as if he was frozen in the long river of time, everything around him becoming blurred and distant. It felt like he had passed through endless years, yet it was also like the blink of an eye.

Suddenly, he snapped back to his senses, his chest heaving, and an uncontrollable force surged from his throat, turning into an earth-shattering roar:

"Everyone be quiet!!"

The sound echoed through the empty hall like a clap of thunder, every word seeming to carry immense power, causing everyone's breath to catch.

"I have something to announce."

A miraculously gentle maternal glow actually appeared on Zhao the Madman's face.

His gaze slowly shifted to Water Without Limits.

Between his brows, three parts of gentleness quietly bloomed, his voice soft and firm: "To be honest, I... I am pregnant with the Palace Master's child!"

......

?

Everyone clearly saw his belly grow larger.

But not a single person...

Thought in the direction of him being pregnant.

Not a single one!!

His words now truly exceeded everyone's expectations!

"What?!"

The Spear Courtyard disciples' peanuts scattered all over the floor.

The Knife Courtyard Instructor directly crushed his teacup, completely unaware that the porcelain shards were piercing his palm.

"Nonsense!"

Palace Master Water Without Limits's Dao heart nearly shattered, and the blue bricks beneath his feet cracked into a spiderweb pattern with a "crack": "This seat has been for three thousand years..."

"The ninth day of last month, at midnight."

Zhao the Madman suddenly lowered his head shyly, "You, drunk, broke into the Knife Tomb..."

"Utter nonsense!!"

Before Water Without Limits could say more, he saw the three water chains suddenly turn pink!

A certain instructor violently pulled out three whiskers: "The water chains have changed color! There is indeed a pregnancy reaction!"

Ah?

Who said that if the water chains turn pink, it means there's a pregnancy reaction?

Who said that!?

"Impossible!" Water Without Limits raised his hand to form a seal and investigate.

"Be careful not to disturb the fetus!"

Zhao the Madman suddenly curled into a ball, a strange green light emanating from his belly through his clothes: "The child says he wants to eat Purple Lightning Electric Eel..."

A heavy object falling to the ground was suddenly heard from the northwest corner of the viewing platform. The Disciplinary Elder, who had practiced silent meditation for years, foamed at the mouth, and the "Heart Cleansing Mantra" in his hand was torn into snowflakes.

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"Absurd! Absurd!"

The Supreme Elder's longevity brows ignited with green fire, and he raised his hand to shatter Zhao the Madman's skull.

However, when his palm was three inches away from the head, he was startled and retreated three steps by the sound of an infant crying coming from Zhao the Madman's belly.

"Wah—"

The echoing cry shook the copper bells off the eaves.

Su Die's twelve-ribbed jade fan fell to the ground with a "clatter": "Th... Triple Thunder Sound?"

"It's the Nine Tribulations Dao Embryo!"

An instructor suddenly knelt on the ground, "Legend says it needs to be nurtured in the body for eighty-one days..."

"Nonsense!"

The Palace Master's water-cloud robe billowed without wind, "This seat will now cut open his belly..."

Before he finished speaking.

Zhao the Madman's belly suddenly became transparent. A palm-sized infant was seen crying with its mouth open, and the Heavenly Dao Academy's emblem was even imprinted on its little butt!

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???

Countless people were dumbfounded.

Today...

Were they under a mass illusion?

"Child's father."

Water Without Limits was already stunned, and the water chains binding the other party unintentionally loosened.

Zhao the Madman landed lightly, his orchid finger pointing in the air at the dumbfounded Palace Master: "Give the child a name?"

"This old man... this old man..." Water Without Limits was speechless.

The Supreme Elder's eyebrows were burned to ashes, and he suddenly dragged him, tearing through space: "All units be on high alert! Anyone who dares to spread today's events..."

The remaining words were swallowed by the spatial rift.

The teachers and students of the five courtyards looked at each other.

Who could have imagined that a simple academy competition would develop to such an extent.

Looking at Zhao the Madman on the stage, stroking his belly with a face full of "maternal love," everyone felt as if they were seeing a monster.

Although they had indeed heard of things like "Mother-Child River Water" and the like.

That could make males pregnant.

But...

Seeing it with their own eyes at this moment was a completely different feeling.

"Zhao the Madman... I don't know if he's a madman, but he's definitely a ruthless person."

"Holy shit! This is too explosive!!"

"It seems our Heavenly Dao Academy is going to be famous throughout the Nine Heavens."

"Who's to say otherwise..."