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297: What do you teach? Of course...

"Wu Yang!"

"Stop joking."

Just as a large number of players squatted down on the spot, pulled down their pants, and prepared to 'release', they suddenly heard Lin Sheng, the Hall Master of the Saint Descent Hall, speak.

"Even if they do as you say, you can't possibly really let them take you as their Master, can you?"

"Wrong!"

Wu Yang gnawed at his head and laughed heartily, "Who says I won't? I will make them take me as their Master!"

As soon as he said this, the squatting players' eyes lit up.

The Hall Master has confirmed it again.

It seems there can be no mistake!

Many of them had already started 'exerting effort'!

Seeing that no option was triggered, Lin Sheng was a little disappointed. After thinking for a moment, he asked again, "Then what do you plan to teach them?"

As his words fell.

To his delight, the option finally appeared!

【When asked what you plan to teach your disciples as a Master, you feel very excited.】

【Because you had the idea of establishing a sect a long time ago.】

【Therefore, you decide to answer—】

【A: Teach your disciples all the spells you have learned.】

【B: Only teach your disciples cultivation experience, but not any techniques.】

【C: Teach your disciples techniques related to "defecation" and make them experts in this field.】

【D: Teach your disciples other techniques that can quickly make them look foolish.】

Compared to C and D, A and B were completely unappealing.

After a moment of thought, Lin Sheng still chose C.

"Hahaha, is that even a question?"

Wu Yang laughed up at the sky, spreading his hands with an expression that said it was obvious.

"Why do you think my entrance examination is public defecation and not something else?"

"It's precisely because the content I teach is closely related to this aspect!"

Huh!???

As soon as he said this, the many players who had already squatted down and pulled down their pants were stunned.

Then their faces changed dramatically.

"No!? You made us do this because you wanted to see our courage and boldness, right?"

"I didn't misunderstand, did I? He means the content he teaches is related to... to squatting to defecate!?"

"Damn! Aren't you supposed to teach us techniques!???"

"Holy crap! If it's like this, won't I become a clown!?"

"Damn it!!"

【Collapse Value +500! (Ten times)】

Wu Yang's answer was like a cold sword, piercing into everyone's hearts.

These players who had rushed to squat down were all stunned.

Especially a few players who were 'very smooth', things had just started dropping from under them. But now they were told that after becoming a disciple, he wouldn't teach techniques, but rather things related to defecation?

The faces of the many 'squatters' turned pale, looking extremely awkward.

"Hahaha."

"I knew it, that guy is a lunatic, how could he teach you normally?"

"To believe what a madman says, you are truly foolish, hahaha."

The other players outside who hadn't squatted down gloated, laughing heartily.

【Collapse Value +300! (Ten times)】

Lin Sheng sighed silently, waving his hand casually, divine light and magic power covering the entire square.

In an instant, the world spun, and time flowed backward.

Everyone felt as if they had a dream and were waking up from it.

When they opened their eyes again.

Everything was back to before—except for Wu Yang, who was still squatting, all the other players were standing far away.

"Wow!? What is this?"

"Time reversal!? Yes! Time reversed, but we still retain our memories."

"Oh my god, Lord Lin Sheng is truly amazing."

"If there weren't no way to become his disciple, I really want to take him as my Master."

"......"

Many players cast grateful glances at Lin Sheng.

If he hadn't intervened, they would probably be laughed at for a long time to come.

Now...

Many people secretly prayed in their hearts, praying that their facial features weren't particularly noticeable and that no one remembered them.

Lin Sheng ignored the players.

He looked at Wu Yang, who had finally stood up, and chuckled softly, "So... this undercover agent, you've come, you've revealed yourself, you've defecated, what else do you want now?"

Under everyone's gaze, Wu Yang pulled up his pants.

This action made countless people's eyes widen again.

No.

Did he wipe?

He didn't, right??

Wu Yang completely ignored everyone's gazes, just laughing heartily, "Good question, good question!"

"Actually, after finishing just now, I feel empty in my stomach."

He touched his stomach, and his stomach very cooperatively made an empty rumbling sound.

"I want to eat something."

For some reason.

As soon as he said this, Lin Sheng's gaze subconsciously glanced at the pile next to his feet.

He couldn't help but frown.

"So?" Lin Sheng asked.

"So you have to give me something to eat."

"What if I don't?"

"Don't? Heh heh."

Wu Yang crossed his arms, revealing a cold sneer, "Then let's see if you can bear the consequences!"

While Lin Sheng was frowning, he saw Wu Yang bend down.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he picked up the pile on the ground—the pile didn't look too hard, and it was a bit dark.

Subsequently.

Wu Yang raised his head, opened his mouth, and held the pile high above him.

After holding it for a while, he suddenly put it down again and burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha!"

"You didn't think I was going to eat it, did you? Look carefully, this is my feces, I picked it up to attack, how could it be for..."

"Correct!"

Wu Yang's tone suddenly shifted.

"I picked it up to eat it!!"

His eyes were bloodshot.

Then, under everyone's astonished gazes, he opened his terrifyingly wide mouth and mumbled, stuffing the object in his hand into his mouth.

When it wouldn't fit, he desperately squeezed it into his mouth with both hands.

Ugh—!

Ugh—!

......

【Collapse Value +1200! (Ten times)】

A large number of players successively felt nauseous, and vomiting was contagious, spreading from one to another.

Lin Sheng frowned, but there was no surprise on his face.

Just as Wu Yang picked up that pile, an option appeared in front of him.

【You are hungry, and then you pick up your poop.】

【Without surprise, you want to—】

【A: Eat it.】

【B: Use it as a weapon to attack.】

【C: Pick it up as a negative example.】

【D: Simply hold it to play with.】

Lin Sheng naturally performed consistently.

He chose A.

Therefore, the Wu Yang in front of him suddenly changed his tone.

"This, this, this..."

Lin Moxuan took a step back towards Lin Sheng's direction, clearly feeling fear from the bottom of her heart towards such a 'ruthless person' as Wu Yang.

Her delicate body trembled slightly.

Seeing this, Lin Sheng patted her shoulder. This action seemed to give her courage, and she quickly calmed down.

Not far away.

Wu Yang was still eating heartily. After swallowing what was in his mouth, he also cleaned up the remaining amount on the ground like a whirlwind clearing away clouds.

Perhaps because he had the experience of licking the floor just now.

That entire area of the ground was as clean as a smooth plate.

"Good... good job on the 'Clean Plate Campaign'." A player couldn't help but say.

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