283: Dao fetus thunder tribulation?

"Senior Brother Zhao's belt!"

The second senior brother of the Knife Institute suddenly pointed at Zhao the Madman and cried out in alarm. The crimson belt that Zhao the Madman had just pulled up was now slowly sliding down his swollen belly.

Poof!

As the ties completely loosened, the peony-embroidered underpants 'swish'ed down to his ankles. The little figure under the transparent belly suddenly flipped over, its fair feet facing all the disciples present.

"My eyes! My eyes!"

"Quick, use the memory stone... No! Close your eyes quickly!"

The law enforcement disciple maintaining order on the side had just pulled out a magic tool when he was slapped into the ground by the Knife Courtyard Instructor: "Anyone who dares to record this will be expelled from the Academy!"

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"Stop arguing!"

Zhao the Madman suddenly cupped his belly with both hands, and a sacred white light appeared around him: "I sense that my child is about to be born early!"

As soon as he finished speaking.

A startling thunderclap exploded from beyond the nine heavens. Black clouds instantly obscured the scorching sun, and the purple lightning moving within the clouds actually condensed into the shape of a baby.

"An astronomical phenomenon indicating the birth of a Nine Tribulation Dao Fetus!"

The medicine gourd in the pharmacology instructor's arms suddenly exploded. He ignored the spiritual liquid splashed all over him and trembled as he pointed to the sky: "Eighty-one life and death tribulations..."

Boom!

The first lightning tribulation shattered the arena railing. But Zhao the Madman opened his arms to welcome the lightning, and his belly became increasingly transparent in the electric light. Everyone clearly saw the fetus gnawing on its toes, and with each bite, threads of Dao charm flowed out.

"My enlightenment tea!"

The Spear Courtyard Elder suddenly found the gourd at his waist automatically flying out, and the hundred-year-old treasured tea liquid turned into a stream of light and entered Zhao the Madman's navel.

The fetus let out a satisfied burp, and the sound of the Great Dao actually came from inside his belly!

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"Stop him!"

The Supreme Elder, who had just returned from the void, had scorched beard and hair, and the whisk in his hand flung out three thousand silver threads: "This child's birth will surely incur the envy of the heavens..."

"Old fellow dares to harm my son!"

Zhao the Madman suddenly shrieked, his voice indistinguishable between male and female. The Molten Flame Saber swept upwards from below, raising a crimson saber light that, mixed with the unknown liquid splattered from between his legs, actually burned the whisk threads, producing a scorched smell.

"Ugh!"

The disciples who were about to form a formation collectively retched. Su Die's jade fan blew out a tornado, but it only spread the foul smell all over the arena.

A black market merchant hiding in a corner suddenly pulled out a mask: "Gas masks! Five spirit stones..."

Before he could finish speaking, they were all snatched up.

"The second tribulation is coming!"

Under everyone's terrified gaze, countless urine-yellow lightning pillars struck down from the clouds, causing the bluestone floor to sizzle and bubble wherever they passed.

"It's Mystic Filth Lightning!"

Many disciples screamed and threw out pure heart talismans, but found that the talismans spontaneously combusted upon contact with the moisture in the air.

Zhao the Madman, however, was like a fish in water, thrusting out his belly and performing a great shaman dance in the lightning.

"Look quickly! It's the Palace Master!"

Someone suddenly pointed to the sky. Water Without Limits, who had been dragged away by the Supreme Elder, was returning on his sword, but on the 'Weak Water Sword', famous throughout the Nine Provinces, he was actually carrying a lively purple lightning eel!

[Your child is undergoing tribulation to prepare for birth.]

[But the intensity of the heavenly tribulation exceeds expectations, you decide—]

[A: Transfer the fetus to the Supreme Elder.]

[B: Use the lightning tribulation liquid for everyone to apply face masks.]

[C: Call on everyone to perform a labor-inducing dance.]

[D: Immediately recognize the thundercloud as your godfather.]

The developments in the Heavenly Dao Academy truly exceeded Lin Sheng's expectations.

However, as things stood now.

He could only take things one step at a time.

C!

"It seems I'll gain a lot of Collapse Value after this incident ends."

He revealed a smile.

In the scene.

"Everyone, start twisting!"

Zhao the Madman suddenly struck the ground with the Molten Flame Saber. The crisp sound of the blade colliding with the bluestone surprisingly aligned with the rhythm of the Heavenly Dao, and everyone present felt an irresistible force of control.

"Three circles to the left!"

He twisted his waist in the lightning, and the little figure under his belly clapped along. Over a dozen Sword Courtyard disciples suddenly started circling with awkward, synchronized movements, their swords clanging at their waists.

"Damn it! My body isn't listening to me!"

"It's Zhao the Madman borrowing the power of the heavens!"

"He actually has such an ability! Isn't the Academy finished then?!"

"Three circles to the right!"

The Knife Courtyard Instructor's beard suddenly curled into a spiral, the Staff Courtyard Instructor's Daoist robe hem automatically tied itself into knots, and he spun like a top in the lightning tribulation.

"Twist your neck!"

Su Die's jade fan 'snap'ped and broke, but she herself started dancing the Hu Xuan dance on her tiptoes. When the hairpin in her hair flew out, it happened to hit Liu Jian's backside.

"Ow!"

This Sword Courtyard chief covered his backside and shot into the sky, but when he landed, he was doing the standard Yangge cross-step.

The thunderclouds in the sky suddenly began to flash with colorful light, and the lightning that struck down actually came with suona accompaniment.

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"The heavenly tribulation is keeping the beat?"

"Zhao the Madman actually managed to borrow the heavens..."

The pharmacology instructor simultaneously tap-danced and coughed up blood. The Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir in his arms rolled onto the ground and was stepped on by a Spear Courtyard disciple doing a Mongolian wrestling dance, turning it into a golden pancake.

"Keep the music going and keep dancing!"

Zhao the Madman's belly suddenly expanded threefold.

Three hundred memory stones flew uncontrollably into the sky, automatically forming a panoramic photography array—this was a rhythm meant to be recorded in history!

"Stop! All of you, stop for this old man!"

The Supreme Elder's whisk wrapped around his left foot, and he was doing the Swan Lake on one leg in the lightning tribulation.

When he discovered that the lightning eel on the Weak Water Sword was also flicking its tail to the beat, he finally coughed up his first mouthful of old blood in three thousand years.

...

Boom!

Boom boom boom!

The lightning tribulation surged forth again! This was already the seventy-second strike!

Zhao the Madman sang at the top of his lungs: "Come to the left and draw a rainbow with me!"

Tens of thousands of disciples raised their hands in unison, and the ultimate techniques of each courtyard exploded into colorful light in the sky. Saber energy and sword light flashing with various colors intertwined, illuminating the gloomy thunderclouds like the ceiling of a nightclub.

"Draw a dragon on your right!"

When Palace Master Water Without Limits crashed into the venue on his sword, the lightning eel on the Weak Water Sword suddenly broke free and flew out. This beast twisted madly in the air, and lightning outlined a phantom Azure Dragon on its body.

"Not good!"

A certain instructor, while doing a robot dance, calculated with his fingers: "The lightning eel transforming into a dragon will trigger a sea..."

Before he could finish speaking, Su Die's silk ribbon whipped him into a spin.

Zhao the Madman took the opportunity to insert the Molten Flame Saber into the lightning tribulation cloud. The magma ejected from the handle actually became a fireworks effect.

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"Water come!"

The Palace Master finally couldn't bear it anymore and formed a hand seal.

However, the Heavenly River drawn by the Weak Water Sword inexplicably turned midway, transforming into eight water dragons and joining the clubbing team.

"Stop! This Seat commands you... *hiccup*!"

The Supreme Elder's angry roar suddenly turned into a hiccup. Only then did everyone realize there was a light pink mist floating in the air—it was the liquid splattered from Zhao the Madman's pants legs evaporating!

"Why is he still leaking!!?"

The Knife Courtyard Instructor screamed while dancing: "He used a profound technique to transform the squirty toxic mist into... Ugh!"

Amidst the screams, the Azure Dragon formed by the lightning eel suddenly spoke human words:

"Friends over there! Raise your hands!"