289: Let's take a bath together

On the mountaintop.

Xie Jiu Tian's self-slapping finally gradually stopped.

The Immortal Cultivators filling the sky thought he stopped because he realized the action was useless, but unexpectedly, he looked around at everyone and said something no one expected.

"You have completely broken my heart."

"I thought someone would come to stop me, but I didn't expect."

He extended his hand, pointing at the Immortal Cultivators filling the sky with a sorrowful expression.

"I didn't expect each and every one of you."

"To just be watching the show!!?"

He clutched his chest, then squatted down, pounding the ground with both hands, looking like he wanted to vent all his frustration.

"Ahhhhhh—!"

"Since you are so indifferent! Then don't blame me for being ruthless!"

After Xie Jiu Tian finished shouting this at the Immortal Cultivators, he clenched his fists, looking like he was trying to hold in a bowel movement, and loudly shouted: "Ahhhhhhh—!"

"Spiritual Rain, come!!"

Boom!

In just an instant, the sky began to flash with lightning and rumble with thunder.

Then, after a loud clap of thunder.

A heavy rain suddenly poured down.

"It's raining?"

"What is the Southern Absolute Demon Emperor going to do? Is he preparing to perform some magic in the rain?"

"No! Why is this rain weird?"

Raindrops poured down onto the heads, faces, and bodies of the Immortal Cultivators.

Some great Immortal Cultivators licked the raindrops that fell on their lips, smacked their mouths a few times, and couldn't help but show strange expressions.

This rainwater...

Is it their illusion?

Why does it feel... like urine?

"This rainwater is quite peculiar."

"Yes, it's yellow, like turbid water from yellow mud pouring down, and it has a faint pungent smell."

"Hahaha, it really looks like horse urine."

"......"

For most high-level Immortal Cultivators, filthy things were already too far away from them.

Even if some people felt disgusted and thought it resembled excretory fluid, no one actually thought in that direction.

Instead, each one pondered if this was some kind of rare spell.

Whether being touched by this water would cause injury, poisoning, etc.....

Only a small number of high-level Immortal Cultivators felt more and more like it was urine rain the more they looked at it...

However.

Just as most people were preparing to activate spells to protect themselves, Xie Jiu Tian on the mountaintop tilted his head back and burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha... Ptooey!"

When he laughed up at the sky, the urine rain entered his mouth.

He couldn't help but spit out a few times.

"My revenge... succeeded!"

"You foolish people, now... hahahaha... are all immersed in my world of urine!"

With the amplification of his magic power, his voice quickly spread in all directions.

Hearing this.

The Immortal Cultivators at first couldn't believe their ears, and only then did their expressions change drastically.

"Ugh—"

"Wha-wha-what, impossible! I don't believe it, this must be a joke!" A great Immortal Cultivators who had just stuck out his tongue to taste the rainwater would rather die than believe this fact.

"Damn it!! We kindly came to send you off on your final journey, and you insult us to this extent!"

"If you don't give us an explanation today, we'll tear down your boundless Devil Empire!!"

"So disgusting! Ugh—"

"Damn you, Xie Jiu Tian, I ****......"

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Facing so much verbal 'fragrance'.

Xie Jiu Tian was not only not angry, but even more excited.

"Hahahahaha!"

He laughed wildly, as happy as if he had avenged a great grievance!

At the same time.

The options in front of Lin Sheng popped up again!

[Extra Choice Triggered!]

[Extra Choice Target: Surrounding Immortal Cultivators]

[You (Immortal Cultivators) were drenched by the opponent's urine rain, feeling extremely angry and stifled.]

[So you decide—]

[A: Furious, attack Xie Jiu Tian.]

[B: You're already drenched, so you don't care about more or less; instead of being angry, it's better to face life with a smile.]

[C: A once-in-a-thousand-year opportunity, why not have a good taste?]

[D: Take off your clothes and take a bath together.]

...?

Lin Sheng was rarely surprised by the options.

"Can I choose... so many people at once?"

"And these options..."

He already thought C was perverse enough when he saw it, but he didn't expect D to be even more outrageous!

In the urine rain...

The Immortal Cultivators take off their clothes and take a bath together?

Lin Sheng thought to himself that he had no grievances with the Immortal Cultivators; if anything, they were just on the Heavenly Mandated Protagonist's side by going to send the Heavenly Mandated Protagonist off on his final journey...

"Never mind, let's just consider this the price for going to send Xie Jiu Tian off on his final journey."

"If you want to blame someone, blame yourselves for being too close to the Heavenly Mandated Protagonist."

He couldn't help but choose D.

At this moment.

Li Ping, Jialuo Tian, and Wang Wu had all already set up barrier shields.

Huddled inside the barriers, each of them also cast shocked glances at Xie Jiu Tian.

"You, you, you..."

"Why did you do this, Jitian."

Li Ping sighed heavily, looking completely helpless.

Jialuo Tian's face was stiff, no longer laughing heartily like before—because he was also drenched.

Only Wang Wu was still sneering with schadenfreude.

"Fortunately, I've always been on guard against you and didn't let this rainwater get on me."

If he didn't want to ruin his reputation, Wang Wu would have burst into laughter on the spot.

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"Hmm!? What are they doing!?"

Suddenly.

Xie Jiu Tian showed a look of surprise, as if he had seen something incredible.

Following his gaze, the Three Absolutes turned their heads.

Only to see—

The Immortal Cultivators filling the sky around them shouted things like "Hurrah!", "Whoosh!", "Take off your clothes!", and violently tore off their clothes!

As if each one had transformed into a muscular man, like a brute.

Then they laughed loudly, tilted their heads back, opened their mouths wide to catch the urine rain, and smeared it on their heads, faces, and bodies.

"Hahaha! Bathing with this water has a unique flavor!"

"Yes! Hahaha! It's been a long time since I've taken an open-air bath with so many people!"

"This is my first time!"

"Hahaha, me too, and it's this kind of urine rain! I'm so excited and thrilled!"

"Wahahaha—Ptooey! Haha, I always rinse my mouth with bathwater first when bathing, it's very comfortable, you guys try it."

"Okay, okay!"

"......"

It's quite miraculous, these cultivators who came to send Xie Jiu Tian off on his final journey happened to all be male.

They took off their clothes, revealing their arms.

Each one played and had fun happily in the urine rain filling the sky.

From time to time, they would also rub and spit rainwater at each other, you spray it on my face, I spray it on yours...

They were having a blast bathing.

Xie Jiu Tian and the other three were dumbfounded.

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"They..."

"Are they perverts!!?"

Xie Jiu Tian exclaimed in disbelief, he had never seen such a scene before.

But as soon as these words came out.

The other three beside him immediately furrowed their brows tightly.