165: Chapter 165 Even taking a dump requires a lawyer?

"Brother Lin, Brother Lin, hurry and help me up!"

When Zhang Xiaofu came out, he was still struggling to hold onto the wall.

His face was pale, and his legs were trembling.

He looked like he was on the verge of collapse.

But when he looked up and saw a cold-faced beauty sitting on the sofa, he instantly straightened his back.

He stopped leaning on the wall and tried his best to keep his legs from shaking.

Maintaining what he considered his most dashing pose, he asked politely, "Brother Lin, who is this..."

"You really must have shat your brains out! This is my Third Sister; you met her before at the sports meet!"

Lin Xiao held his forehead.

Sometimes, he really didn't want to admit that this idiot was his friend.

"Ah, so it's you, Sister!"

Zhang Xiaofu slapped his forehead, finally remembering.

Just as well, he couldn't keep up the act any longer; he continued to lean on the wall as he walked over and collapsed softly onto the sofa.

"Brother Lin, let me tell you, that medicine from your Second Sister is truly powerful! Although I'm a bit weak right now, my body feels much better... Call the manager over in a bit, and let's keep going! I remember there are male models here; let Sister pick whoever she wants, it's on me!"

Zhang Xiaofu didn't know what had happened outside yet and winked, trying to look cool.

Sometimes, Lin Xiao truly admired Zhang Xiaofu's foolish yet bold personality.

Lin Xiao had previously told Zhang Xiaofu about the bad blood between him and his Third Sister, yet Zhang Xiaofu actually dared to offer to find male models for her?

He really had a death wish!

However, Lin Xiao couldn't be bothered to warn him; he just crossed his arms and prepared to watch the show.

But the next second, the door to the private room was kicked open with a loud "bang."

Zhang Xiaofu was instantly startled.

"W-what is this?"

"Xiao Fu, I forgot to tell you, the anti-vice police are here."

"..."

Zhang Xiaofu looked at Lin Xiao with a bewildered expression, seemingly unable to believe he was so unlucky that the first time he came out to play by himself, he would encounter something like this.

Soon, Lin Yu walked in with the police.

"It's right here! I saw them bring in several hostesses, and I suspect they are gathering for…"

Lin Yu spoke righteously.

But when he saw Su Yu sitting in the private room, the rest of his words got stuck in his throat.

Although he was no longer part of The Lin Family, he had grown up in the Lin household, and these sisters had a significant influence on him.

Especially this Third Sister; he had been afraid of her since he was a child.

Su Yu had quite a reputation in the legal circle, and many police officers knew her.

Including those who had come for the anti-vice operation today.

The police were also surprised when they saw Su Yu.

However, he still had to conduct routine questioning.

The police officer first looked at Zhang Xiaofu and said coldly, "What are you here for?"

"I..."

After pondering for a moment, Zhang Xiaofu gave a very objective answer, "I'm here to take a dump."

The police officer frowned tightly, "If you don't cooperate properly, I'll have to take you back for questioning!"

"I'm not lying! I really am here to take a dump!"

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaofu rushed into the Restroom, brought out the soiled pants, and solemnly handed them to the police officer, "If you don't believe me, look!"

When the police officer saw the state of the pants, he almost threw up.

He quickly waved his hands, "Alright, alright, I get it, take them away!"

Then, he looked at Lin Xiao, "And you, what are you here for?"

"Accompanying him to take a dump."

Lin Xiao also looked sincere, "I even had someone go out and buy the new pants he changed into."

The police officer didn't speak.

This was likely the most speechless moment of his professional career.

After composing himself for a while, he finally looked at Su Yu, "Lawyer Su, and you?"

Su Yu pointed at Lin Xiao and Zhang Xiaofu, "I am the lawyer they hired."

Finally, the police officer couldn't hold it together anymore.

Fine, fine, fine, so you even need to hire a lawyer to take a dump, right?

After a series of investigations, things were actually just as they had said.

Although those beautiful women had come in, they had rushed out in less than ten minutes.

And they hadn't gone back in afterward.

This private room hadn't even ordered any drinks; no matter how you looked at it, it didn't seem like solicitation.

Most importantly, the police searched the entire nightclub and didn't find a single problematic room.

In other words, all this fuss in the middle of the night ended up being a wasted effort.

"Where is the person who reported this?"

The lead police officer was somewhat annoyed.

"Uh, it was me."

Lin Yu walked out, looking slightly embarrassed.

He didn't know why things had turned out this way; he had clearly seen those beautiful women enter the private room where Lin Xiao was.

In his view, no one in such an environment could remain unmoved.

So, he thought he had caught Lin Xiao in the act and wanted to teach him a good lesson.

Unexpectedly, the development of events was completely different from what he had imagined.

"Lin Xiao, you really aren't a man!"

The more Lin Yu thought about it, the angrier he became; he could only point at Lin Xiao and curse angrily.

But his behavior was quickly stopped by a reprimand from the police.

"You two already had a grudge before this, right?"

"I..."

Lin Yu couldn't admit it, nor could he deny it, so he could only obediently shut his mouth.

The police officer said very seriously, "Do you know what kind of behavior this is? Making a false police report for personal grudges is a serious waste of our police resources! Think about it yourself; if someone really needed to report an emergency at this time and we couldn't make it in time, how serious would the situation be?"

As the police officer reprimanded him, Lin Yu lowered his head further and further.

No matter how much of a playboy he was, he didn't dare to resist at this moment.

Even seeing the gloating expression on Lin Xiao's face not far away, he could only fume inwardly, not daring to let out a peep.

Furthermore, his behavior had indirectly offended the nightclub.

The manager didn't give him any pleasant looks either, and his words implied that he hoped the police would punish him severely to get justice for their establishment.

Seeing that things were getting increasingly out of control, Lin Yu panicked.

If it were just a simple reprimand here, that would be fine, but if they took him back to the police station for investigation, they would find out about the administrative penalties he had received before, and then he would likely face detention at the very least.

Before, he wasn't afraid of detention, but now he had returned to the Jin family.

The Jin family would absolutely not tolerate him doing anything shameful.

Just as he was in a state of extreme anxiety, a voice suddenly came from the side.

"I see this kid is still young, he must have just been momentarily confused. Looking at him, he seems to have already realized his mistake."

The person who arrived was a middle-aged man around forty years old.

He had a smile on his face and looked like an honest, law-abiding person.

"And who are you?"

The police officer asked suspiciously.

"I've met him a few times, I suppose, but we aren't too familiar. I just happened to be here to sing with some friends today, and I just happened to see him getting into trouble."

The middle-aged man pointed at Lin Yu unhurriedly and continued to smooth things over, "Luckily, no major trouble was caused. Now that he's been reprimanded, how about giving him another chance?"