234: Chapter 234 Golden Kidney
Lin Xiao was startled. Turning his head, he saw Principal Wei's slightly plump figure running toward him, trembling.
"What's wrong?"
"What are you doing?"
Principal Wei stopped, unable to even catch his breath, and pointed tremblingly at Lin Xiao's hand.
Lin Xiao looked down and said in confusion, "Pulling weeds. What's wrong?"
"You can't pull them!"
Principal Wei pointed at the grass and stammered, "What if, what if you pull something out while weeding…"
Actually, he had a lot of confidence in the school, but he had even more confidence in Lin Xiao.
What if?
What if they were just that unlucky, and something inexplicable was tied under the grass roots?
Wouldn't Lin Xiao just drag it all out, roots, mud, and all?
If that happened, what would they do about the military training?
Lin Xiao looked at the grass in his hand, then at Principal Wei, and said sheepishly, "Is it that serious?"
"Of course!"
Principal Wei reached out to help Lin Xiao up.
No matter where he went to rest, he absolutely could not do anything to the ground or anything on it!
Having trained for half a day, Lin Xiao's legs were already a bit weak, and he immediately stumbled.
In the process, he accidentally pressed the system lottery interface he had just opened.
But he didn't notice, and continued to chat with the principal as they sat down on a nearby bench.
Just then, he suddenly felt his nose itch.
"Achoo!"
"Boom—"
His sneeze actually rang out at the same time as the thunder in the sky.
At this moment, everyone was stunned.
Zhang Xiaofu looked pious, "Brother Lin! You are finally going to show your power! I knew you wouldn't bear to see your brothers suffer!"
Principal Wei turned pale with fright, his voice even carrying a hint of pleading, "Lin Xiao, you can't do this. The school has treated you well all along. Before the college entrance exam, we allowed you to join the research group, and now we're just asking you to participate in military training. You can't go too far…"
Lin Xiao looked confused.
He really hadn't done anything!
"Lin Xiao, anyway, you are not allowed to sneeze! You are not allowed to dig the ground or pull weeds, and you are not allowed to go fishing! And I have to say this in advance: even if it rains, it will only suspend the military training, not end it!"
Principal Wei used both soft and hard tactics.
Lin Xiao felt innocent and wanted to say something more.
In the distance, the instructor was already blowing the whistle to assemble.
Lin Xiao had no choice but to get up and walk over there.
Behind him, Principal Wei was still admonishing him, "You must behave yourself!"
"Got it!"
Lin Xiao waved his hand perfunctorily.
Watching Lin Xiao's departing back, Principal Wei was still uneasy.
He decided to just call Lin Chuge directly.
"Miss Lin, I think I need to communicate with you again regarding Lin Xiao."
"What happened to A-Xiao?"
Hearing that it was about Lin Xiao, Lin Chuge immediately put down her work.
"Sigh, maybe we shouldn't let Lin Xiao do the military training."
Principal Wei sighed softly, looking a bit aggrieved, "I just told him not to pull weeds, and he deliberately set off thunder over my head to warn me… If he really gets upset, he might blow up the school, or dig up some corpses or something here again…"
"…"
The principal's words took a long time for Lin Chuge to digest.
It was just too outrageous.
Thunder?
If Lin Xiao really had the ability to summon wind and rain, would he still need to be in school?
However, since the principal said so, there might really be some basis for it.
"How about this, Principal Wei, let's see how things go. If the situation is really not right, it won't be too late to send him home."
Lin Chuge proposed thoughtfully.
She added, "If Lin Xiao can complete the military training properly, the Lin family will increase our investment."
Hearing the end, the words Principal Wei wanted to say got stuck in his throat.
He couldn't refuse money!
Especially when this money was important funding for the school!
…
After another round of training, Lin Xiao was exhausted.
He finally had time to draw from the lottery.
But when he opened the system, he discovered he had already drawn!
He instantly recalled the scuffle with Principal Wei earlier and realized he must have accidentally triggered it then.
Lin Xiao felt helpless, but thinking that this was random anyway, he let it go.
Checking the reward…
"Wait, System, can you explain to me what this 'Golden Kidney' is?"
Lin Xiao's eye twitched. After confirming it repeatedly, he suppressed his anger, "Everyone else gets Golden Eyes, and you give me a Golden Kidney?"
[Ah? Host, don't you like it?]
[This is a Golden Kidney!]
[Paired with your Extraordinary Fertility Card, it's superb!]
The system's voice sounded excited.
Lin Xiao held his forehead, not knowing what to say for a moment.
As he said before, if the system had a physical form, he would definitely beat it up!
Lin Xiao was so preoccupied with arguing with the system that he didn't notice the instructor calling for assembly again.
It wasn't until a shadow blocked the light above him that he slowly looked up, meeting the instructor's dark, foul face.
"Wh-what's wrong?"
Lin Xiao asked weakly.
"I've called for assembly several times over there, what are you doing here?"
The instructor kept a straight face, his voice cold.
"Uh, I need to use the Restroom, I have to pee, heh, urgent!"
Lin Xiao said, getting up to go to the nearby Restroom.
"Oh? Then I'll go with you and see just how urgent you are!"
The instructor was used to such excuses, so he grabbed Lin Xiao's shoulder and walked with him to the Restroom.
The one closest to the playground was a separate Restroom on the side, usually provided for the Athletic students here so they could use the Restroom during training.
Lin Xiao was thus "escorted" by the instructor to the urinal.
"No, Instructor, if you stare at me like this, I can't pee!"
Lin Xiao was practically on the verge of tears.
Being stared at by a grown man really didn't feel good.
The instructor seemed to realize it was inappropriate, so he snorted coldly and unbuckled his belt.
But upon hearing the sound of water from next to him, he subconsciously glanced over.
It didn't matter if he didn't look, but one look instantly ignited his competitive spirit!
"Wh-what?"
Lin Xiao felt the gaze of the person beside him and felt a bit uneasy.
"Nothing, I just want to compete with you to see who can pee further!"
The instructor said through gritted teeth.
Lin Xiao was confused.
Why on earth would they compete over this?
But his brain worked fast, and he asked, "Then if I win, can I skip the military training?"
"Yes!"
The instructor nodded, "But if you lose, you have to do extra training!"
"Alright, alright, alright!"
Once these words were out, Lin Xiao's competitive spirit was also aroused.
In order to get some rest, he had to show his true skills no matter what.
Plus, he also wanted to see just how effective this Golden Kidney was!
After speaking, he stepped back two paces, holding his breath and focusing.
Pssst—
In his mind, the system was roaring incessantly.
[Host, how can you use the Golden Kidney like this? What a waste!]
[Such a good thing is not meant for this!]
Lin Xiao didn't care about that. He stepped back, step by step.
Finally, he actually leaned directly against the wall at the very end.
The instructor watched this scene, dumbfounded.
At this distance, what the hell was there to compete for!
What was this?
A high-pressure water gun?
The instructor thought about it, the angrier he got, regretting why he had competed with Lin Xiao over this!
No, although he had agreed to Lin Xiao's request to skip military training, he hadn't said whether it was for today or the future.
He decided that starting tomorrow, he would increase the intensity for Lin Xiao!
Seeing the instructor deflated, Lin Xiao's lips curled into a smile.
"Heh, I won…"
However, before he could finish, he heard a few "click-clack" sounds, and a strange noise actually came from the wall behind the urinal.
Lin Xiao's heart skipped a beat, and a bad guess rose in his mind.
"It—it can't be that coincidental, right?"
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