334: Chapter 334 Little Melon Returns After Leveling Up
"Clang."
Zhang Xiaofu's chopsticks dropped onto the table.
After he reacted, he said with a pained expression, "No, Big Brother, if you're going to talk, just talk, why describe it like that! How come you didn't describe the first two so carefully!"
"Ahem, I just wanted you guys to understand how miserable I felt at the time!"
Chu Hang smiled awkwardly, "Anyway, that's roughly the situation."
Lin Baixuan also silently put down her chopsticks and picked up her water to take a few sips.
Although she was a doctor and had seen many unpleasant scenes.
But talking about this while eating wasn't exactly comfortable either.
"It really is quite strange, let me calculate it for you."
Lin Xiao said, intending to activate the Bagua Technique.
But just at this moment, a burst of BGM suddenly rang out in his mind.
To describe it simply, it was the kind of music from TV dramas when a big-shot character is about to make a grand entrance.
Lin Xiao was puzzled, thinking the doomsday system was up to some new trick again.
Suddenly, a familiar voice rang out.
[Super gossip system upgrade successful!]
Immediately after, a shiny little thing slowly appeared.
It was actually a cute Deputy Minister Xiao Luoli!
[Host, my Xiao Guagua has returned!]
"..."
Lin Xiao looked in astonishment at the Deputy Minister Xiao Luoli flying around in the air, his jaw almost dropping.
The gossip system actually had a physical form?
He quickly looked around and found that the people sitting nearby didn't have any strange reactions, realizing that this Deputy Minister Xiao Luoli could still only be seen by him.
Just an upgrade, and it changed so much?
Also, as for that mechanical voice from before, he had always assumed the system was male.
How did it become a Deputy Minister Xiao Luoli?
The Deputy Minister Xiao Luoli spun and jumped in the air with her eyes closed...
Seeming to sense Lin Xiao's confusion, she explained happily.
[The system itself has no gender, oh!]
[After upgrading, I can carefully choose the appearance I change into, oh!]
[It's all thanks to the task points the Host has accumulated over such a long time that I was able to upgrade so quickly.]
...
Lin Xiao nodded silently.
The gossip system was back, which was much more convenient for him.
But...
"doomsday system? Xiao Momo? Hey, are you still there, Xiao Momo?"
Lin Xiao suddenly thought in his mind.
However, he did not wait for a response.
Did it leave?
Although the doomsday system was a bit of a pit sometimes, thinking about their time together, Lin Xiao still felt a bit reluctant to let it go.
[Host, I only left for a few days, how could you fall in love with another system?]
The gossip system's voice carried a hint of grievance.
Lin Xiao said helplessly, "I love Superpower! It's gone, so how am I supposed to upgrade my Superpower later?"
[Oh, I see.]
[Then when I have my weekend off every week, I'll let the doomsday system fill in.]
[Anyway, there are too few doomsday worlds now, it has been unemployed for a long time.]
...
Why does this doomsday system sound a bit pitiful?
No wonder it had been urging people to do tasks since it first appeared.
But...
"Wait a minute, a weekend off? You actually have a weekend off after upgrading?"
Lin Xiao was surprised.
[That's right, the higher the level, the better the benefits, oh!]
The gossip system said happily.
Lin Xiao was thoughtful, "You said just now, it's all thanks to my task points, right?"
[Uh, yes.]
The gossip system suddenly had an inexplicable sense of familiarity.
"Since that's the case, you should give me some rewards, right? You being able to upgrade is my credit!"
[...]
The gossip system was surprised.
The familiar feeling was back!
That's right, this feeling of having to be careful with every word or else get exploited and fleeced was back!
[Host, look, I just got back, all the points were used for the upgrade, I don't have anything now.]
The gossip system turned back into a Deputy Minister Xiao Luoli, blinking her big eyes.
Trying to melt Lin Xiao's heart.
But Lin Xiao wouldn't be distracted at all, "No way, you must give me this reward! Consider it compensation for you going away for upgrades and maintenance for so long!"
Fortunately, the gossip system was already used to this.
After thinking for a moment, it waved its hand.
[Host, I am now upgrading your gossip skill for you.]
[After the gossip skill is upgraded, it adds a visual function.]
[While eating gossip, you can see the corresponding images, increasing the gossip experience.]
...
Lin Xiao had intended to ask for a more practical reward, he didn't expect it to be like this.
But for something obtained for free, one couldn't ask for too much.
Eating gossip that you can see images of?
Sounds pretty good!
Chu Hang waited for a long time, and seeing Lin Xiao didn't react, he asked, "Um, is it hard to calculate? It's okay, if it really doesn't work, forget it... If that delivery person is too excessive in the future, I'll just go to the police."
"No need."
Lin Xiao thought that since the gossip skill had been upgraded, he needed to find an opportunity to try it out.
He immediately asked the gossip system to pull up the relevant content regarding those packages of Chu Hang's.
Soon, images began to play before his eyes.
But after watching for only a moment, his expression began to change constantly, and his stomach kept churning, looking as if he were about to throw up.
Everyone looked at Lin Xiao's expression, a bit confused.
Soon, Lin Baixuan and Zhang Xiaofu heard Lin Xiao's inner voice.
[F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!]
[Too disgusting, too perverted, too disgusting, too perverted!]
...
This made Lin Baixuan and Zhang Xiaofu anxious.
They desperately wanted to know what on earth was going on!
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