270: Chapter 270 One Pack of Spicy Strips Takes Down Three Heroes

Hearing this voice, a wave of inexplicable annoyance rose in Lin Xiao's heart.

He turned his head to look, and sure enough, it was a face he did not want to see.

The person who arrived was none other than the president of the Paranormal Club.

It was that eccentric president who was willing to use photos of his own girlfriend as bait just to get him to join the Paranormal Club.

He had thought that after being scolded away by the teacher last time, he would quiet down.

Unexpectedly, just as he had said before, he really came back.

Lin Xiao had also briefly inquired about him; his name was Yang Yong.

He was an exceptionally persistent person!

Especially regarding the club, he had reached a level of obsession.

Just as Lin Xiao was worrying about how to get rid of him, he saw Yang Yong trip over his own feet and fall flat on the ground!

Coincidentally, the spot where he fell was quite close to Lin Xiao.

Subconsciously, he actually grabbed the other side of Lin Xiao's pants.

With a "rip" sound, he forcefully pulled Lin Xiao's pants down!

Looking at the bright red expanse before him, Yang Yong stiffly opened his mouth.

"Um, Junior, is it your zodiac year?"

"..."

Lin Xiao was trembling all over.

He didn't know if it was from anger or embarrassment.

What's wrong with red underwear?

Don't they know that red underwear wards off evil?

Lin Xiao roared in his heart.

But he could only silently comfort himself that during the previous sports meet, the sight of him wearing swimming trunks had been seen by so many people.

Now it was just a mere pair of red underwear, what was there to be ashamed of?

However, it was currently afternoon class time, and there were many people coming and going on the school path.

Lin Xiao's newly rebuilt thick skin cracked again under the gaze of the crowd.

He immediately pulled up his pants with one hand, grabbed Zhang Xiaofu with the other, and walked quickly toward an old building in the back.

This building was basically abandoned, and one could go directly to the rooftop from the stairs.

Usually, no one passed by, and it could return some peace to Lin Xiao.

He sat side-by-side with Zhang Xiaofu just like that.

After being messed around by Yang Yong like this, his good mood was ruined.

"Brother Lin, actually it's nothing. If they saw it, they saw it. We're big men, what's there to be afraid of!"

"..."

Lin Xiao sighed softly, too lazy to pay attention to this idiot.

But just at this moment, Yang Yong's annoying voice came again.

"Lin Xiao, I'm really sorry. As compensation, I brought you guys some snacks."

Yang Yong walked up the stairs, carrying a large plastic bag in his hand.

Lin Xiao didn't want to talk, but he didn't refuse the spicy strips Yang Yong stuffed into his hands either.

He was indeed a bit hungry.

He disliked Yang Yong, but he couldn't hold a grudge against food.

He immediately tore open the packaging and took a big bite.

"Heh, Lin Xiao, I knew you were magnanimous and wouldn't blame me!"

Yang Yong was very happy.

Zhang Xiaofu, however, said unpleasantly, "You think you can bribe our Brother Lin with mere snacks? I'm telling you, impossible! If you really want to apologize, then run a lap outside with your butt bare too!"

Yang Yong was immediately displeased, "Hey, hey, what kind of talk is that? Lin Xiao didn't have his butt bare at the time, did he? Didn't he still have a pair of boxer briefs left?"

Zhang Xiaofu stuck out his neck, "Red boxer briefs, how much difference is there from a bare butt?"

Yang Yong widened his eyes, "That's a huge difference, at least he won't be taken away by the principal!"

"..."

Listening to the two of them bickering, Lin Xiao looked completely lifeless.

Do they really have no other topics?

Must they keep staring at his butt and talking endlessly?

Lin Xiao was irritated and accidentally let the oil from the spicy strips in his hand leak all over his hand.

This made him even more irritated.

Looking up at the two people still arguing, he slowly raised his hands and pressed them onto each of their shoulders.

"Alright, stop arguing."

Rub, rub, rub.

"There's nothing to argue about."

Wipe, wipe, wipe.

"Everyone just be quiet."

His hands were clean.

Zhang Xiaofu and Yang Yong did not notice Lin Xiao's odd behavior and finally stopped.

At this time, Yang Yong also remembered the purpose of finding Lin Xiao this time.

A glimmer of fervor appeared in his eyes once again, "Lin Xiao, you should have thought it over during this time, right? Do you want to join our Paranormal Club!"

"No."

Lin Xiao's refusal was as decisive as ever.

Yang Yong seemed to have expected this point long ago and was not discouraged in the slightest.

"Lin Xiao, in order to welcome you into our Paranormal Club, all our club members have prepared a surprise for you. Why don't you take a look first? If you don't like it, I won't force you!"

"A surprise?"

Lin Xiao was annoyed beyond measure by Yang Yong's persistence.

Hearing that Yang Yong might give up, he considered giving it a try.

Yang Yong nodded, "Yes, it's all a surprise!"

He wouldn't say that those surprises were all coerced and instigated by him through various threats and inducements.

Lin Xiao was thinking.

But before he could reply, he heard a "pitter-patter" sound coming from Zhang Xiaofu's crotch.

He was familiar with this sound too.

It was similar to the time at the karaoke hall before.

At that time, after Zhang Xiaofu let out a series of consecutive farts, he very quickly messed his pants.

Yang Yong did not know Zhang Xiaofu's habits and scolded loudly, "What's the matter with you? Does me wanting Lin Xiao to join our club bother you? Why do you always deliberately cause trouble for me?"

"I, I..."

Zhang Xiaofu held his stomach, unable to speak for a long time.

Lin Xiao couldn't care about Yang Yong at this moment and immediately looked at Zhang Xiaofu in surprise, "Brother, you didn't..."

"I can't do it, I really can't do it anymore!"

Zhang Xiaofu's face was very pale.

"You..."

Lin Xiao was just about to point out a direction for Zhang Xiaofu when he saw Yang Yong slowly raise his hand.

"Lin, Lin Xiao, I seem to be feeling uncomfortable too."

"..."

Lin Xiao was surprised, but very quickly, his own stomach also let out a "gurgle."

Immediately after, he frowned.

What's going on?

His stomach also started to hurt!

Zhang Xiaofu asked with trembling lips, "Yang Yong! What did you feed us! Are you trying to kill us on purpose!"

Lin Xiao also looked at Yang Yong.

It was very obvious that the three of them suddenly getting stomach aches together could only be a problem with that bag of snacks.

"It's just spicy strips, I ate them myself too, how could I be intentionally harming you?"

Yang Yong took out another pack of spicy strips.

Lin Xiao and Zhang Xiaofu leaned over to take a look.

Good grief!

These spicy strips had already been expired for half a year!