231: Chapter 231 The Plan to Rescue the Principal is Successful

Lin Xiao and Zhang Xiaofu rushed into the office, only to see that it was already in chaos.

Principal Wei was slumped on the floor, surrounded by several teachers.

On the desk, there was still half a box of unfinished Swiss rolls.

It looked like Principal Wei had choked on these Swiss rolls.

The surrounding teachers scrambled to pull Principal Wei up, wrapped their arms around him from behind, and forcefully pressed on his upper abdomen.

But perhaps because Principal Wei's belly was quite large and his fat layer thick, this Heimlich maneuver had no effect on him at all!

"What should we do!"

"Hurry and get someone from the School Infirmary!"

"We already did, but the School Infirmary is far from here; it will take at least fifteen minutes for them to get here!"

"..."

The teachers were running around in a panic, unable to think of any good solution.

At this moment, Lin Xiao asked weakly from the side, "By the way, do you guys need to take a dump?"

This one sentence made everyone look over.

"Lin Xiao, don't make trouble!"

A director said displeasedly.

The looks others directed at Lin Xiao were also filled with disdain.

What kind of situation is this, and he still has the mood to joke?

But Lin Xiao acted as if he hadn't seen it, turned his head, and said seriously, "Xiao Fu, go to the restroom and find a fresh pile of poop."

"Alright!"

Zhang Xiaofu had always followed Lin Xiao's words implicitly.

He ran outside almost subconsciously.

But when he arrived at the restroom next door, he finally realized what Lin Xiao had asked him to do.

"Find... poop?"

Zhang Xiaofu murmured blankly, his eyes filled with confusion.

However, he still trusted Lin Xiao completely.

Since he said so, there must be a reason!

Just at this moment, a burst of hurried footsteps came from the restroom entrance.

Just then, The Boy was seen holding his stomach, his face looking terrible as he rushed in quickly.

Zhang Xiaofu's eyes lit up instantly, and he blocked The Boy directly, "Classmate, are you here to take a dump?"

"Duh!"

The Boy glanced at Zhang Xiaofu, feeling an inexplicable sense of unease.

What kind of normal person would catch someone in a restroom and ask such a question?

You have to know that he was currently in his most vulnerable state and couldn't handle any shock.

But Zhang Xiaofu grabbed his arm, looking very serious, "How about this, don't flush after you're done, I need your poop for something!"

"Are you sick in the head?"

The Boy blurted out almost subconsciously.

"One hundred yuan, I'll buy it for one hundred yuan, okay?"

Zhang Xiaofu made an offer.

The Boy's expression changed repeatedly, and he squeezed out two words with difficulty, "Pervert!"

After saying that, he intended to force his way in.

He really couldn't hold it in anymore...

But how could Zhang Xiaofu let him break free? Gritting his teeth, he said with a pained expression, "One thousand, one thousand, okay? I can't go any higher!"

The Boy was stunned and actually started to consider it.

Under the temptation of enough money, the physiological pressure in his stomach seemed to lessen quite a bit.

A moment later, he asked hesitantly, "Then do you have any requirements? Soft or hard? A bit runny or a bit thick?"

"This..."

Zhang Xiaofu also started to think seriously.

He had to satisfy Lin Xiao, but Lin Xiao hadn't said anything just now!

No, this kind of thing couldn't be sloppy.

Thinking of this, he grabbed The Boy's arm and took him running towards the Principal's office.

Under this intense activity, The Boy's face looked even worse.

The pressure in his stomach surged to his head once again.

This left the fragile him without even the strength to speak, and he could only let himself be dragged away by Zhang Xiaofu.

"Brother Lin, I forgot to ask you what kind you want?"

Zhang Xiaofu rushed back into the office and asked loudly.

But he discovered that Principal Wei's condition was already very critical.

His face was turning blue-purple, and he was rolling his eyes constantly.

It looked like he was about to pass out.

At the same time, The Boy couldn't hold it anymore either.

With a "pfft" sound, accompanied by a long series of popping noises.

A foul stench filled the air.

All the teachers looked over, their faces showing horror.

The Boy's body was trembling constantly, his face flushed red.

Under the gaze of everyone, he burst out crying with a "waa".

Soon, the other teachers vomited with a "waa".

Even Principal Wei, who was lying on the floor, started to twitch uncontrollably, with white foam spilling from the corners of his mouth.

His eyes rolled all the way back.

Just when everyone thought Principal Wei was about to die so humiliatingly, he suddenly opened his mouth.

"Waa——"

In such a smelly environment, the nausea in Principal Wei's stomach ultimately overcame everything.

Including the Grim Reaper!

Zhang Xiaofu looked disdainful and said to The Boy displeasedly, "Yours is clearly just runny, why did you have to ask so much?"

The Boy couldn't stop crying, his eyes full of resentment.

He regretted it too; why did he have to ask so much about something he didn't even have?

The Principal's office was a complete mess.

The four or five cleaners called in kept shaking their heads when they saw the situation inside.

In the end, it was only after Principal Wei promised to pay a separate salary for this job that they reluctantly started cleaning.

To keep them from talking about it, he also gave them large red envelopes.

Including The Boy, who also received two compensations from Principal Wei and Zhang Xiaofu.

His poop had truly sold for an astronomical price!

This made him stop crying as well.

About an hour later, the office was filled with the smell of disinfectant and air freshener.

Lin Xiao and Zhang Xiaofu were sitting leisurely on the sofa.

Drinking the Principal's tea and eating the Principal's fruit.

Patiently waiting for the Principal to come back after changing clothes.

Zhang Xiaofu asked curiously, "By the way, how did Principal Wei, who was perfectly fine, almost finish himself off just by eating a Swiss roll?"

Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes.

If we're talking about this matter, it gets interesting!