111: The protagonists went to the dark web to find someone to assassinate me. What should I do?

Xia Tian groaned, his cultivation breaking through to the Middle Stage of Foundation Establishment.

Han Ling was incredibly envious.

"Hm, I can also post missions on the Dark Web!"

Han Ling added.

Zhou Yang: "..."

We just met, we're not close!

Why would you post a mission to kill me?

Lin Feng and the others nodded slightly.

"No, why assassinate me?!"

Zhou Yang pointed at his nose, "Can't you assassinate someone else?"

"Like Feng Jingming!"

"Offer a bounty of a billion US dollars directly and have Black List Number One assassinate Young Master Feng, how great would that be!"

Zhou Yang said, "Why do you have to assassinate me?"

Everyone: Hehe!

Because we need to protect Zhou Yang!

We're not protecting Feng Jingming.

Don't worry, with us around, you'll be fine.

"Young Master Feng's family assets are too small, not worth that price!"

Chu Lingtian put his arm around Zhou Yang's shoulder, "But you, Young Master Zhou, are worth that price."

"Old Zhou, we're troubling you."

"Look at all of us, besides you, who is worth that price?"

"As the saying goes, the capable do more work!"

"Your status and position are right here!"

"None of us can compare to you!"

Chu Lingtian started to manipulate him.

Zhou Yang's CPU was burning, making him dizzy, "Okay, it's settled then, assassinate me!"

Everyone nodded with a smile.

The young man is teachable.

"Let's go, home!"

Zhou Yang waved his hand.

Suddenly, he shivered.

Damn, how did I get dizzy and agree to that?

This must be all the Protagonists activating a wisdom-reducing halo, right?

I... forget it, if I agreed, I agreed.

After all, I am the Great Villain of Destiny, as long as it's not a Protagonist coming after me, I will definitely live well.

"Young Master Zhou!"

Leaving the villa, he saw Wang Qiang, who asked, "Is it resolved?"

Zhou Yang nodded, "It's done. You guys go in and handle the rest, it's a house raid!"

"Understood!"

Wang Qiang nodded.

And so, the division of labor was clear.

Those who raided, raided; those who went home, went home... Inside a small shop, a young man opened the door, revealing coffins, wreaths, paper effigies, and other items stored inside.

He walked to the counter and opened the Douyin app on his phone.

Overwhelming private messages flashed.

"Underworld Streamer, the streamer you followed really died!"

"Underworld Streamer, look for yourself, the celebrity Xu you followed also died, official news says he was killed by the authorities!"

... The young man glanced at it, rubbing his temples.

"I really just wanted to promote funeral services!"

"System, can you do something different?"

The young man was almost speechless.

"Ding, no!"

The system responded.

The young man shrugged, "Forget it, do as you please..."

"Then let me continue to scroll through Douyin and see what's happening!"

The young man exhaled, "Everyone I followed died, these are all coincidences, after all, I can only see the death rate."

"I, Hao Ren, am not doing this on purpose!"

"My funeral service is almost going out of business!"

Hao Ren was bored, scrolling through Douyin, and as he scrolled...

"Ding, death probability ninety-nine percent!"

The system suddenly said.

Hao Ren was startled and quickly scrolled up.

The account name was... Magic City Yang Dianfeng.

This was a video of a middle-aged man, showing scenes of the Great Wall and selfies.

Hao Ren: "..."

Ninety-nine percent?

What's the difference between that and certain death?

He decisively followed the account and sent a private message.

"Bro, need funeral services? Book in advance and enjoy a 40% discount."

Hao Ren stretched, put down his phone... Zhou Yang drove Lin Feng and Zhang Xiao, cruising on the road.

"By the way, Zhou Yang, you're not young anymore, it's time to find a partner!"

Lin Feng said casually from the passenger seat.

Zhang Xiao: "What about me?"

"You're a Taoist priest, you need to remain pure!"

Lin Feng smiled indifferently.

Zhang Xiao's face twitched, "My Dragon Tiger Mountain does not prohibit marriage!"

"Then learn from your dad, wait until you're fifty, and find a married woman!"

Lin Feng smiled.

Zhang Xiao: "..."

"Why find a partner!"

Zhou Yang said indifferently, "Lin Feng, having you is enough!"

Lin Feng and Zhang Xiao: (；OдO)

Lin Feng said with a serious face, "Old Zhou, don't get any ideas about me!"

"I have a wife!"

"So, if you want to be gay, you can pair up with the Little Celestial Master next to you!"

Lin Feng said gently, "Let's not contact each other anymore, I'm afraid Ning Shuang will misunderstand!"

Zhou Yang: "..."

"You don't love me anymore!"

Zhou Yang said with a mournful face, "Snowflakes drifting, north wind howling... Lin Feng!"

"Eat your food!"

Lin Feng grabbed a sausage nearby and stuffed it directly into Zhou Yang's mouth.

Zhou Yang: "..."

Zhang Xiao: "Hahaha!"

"What are you laughing at? I'll tell Uncle Yang to cut off your allowance!"

Zhou Yang chewed a few bites, swallowed the sausage, and snorted coldly.

Zhang Xiao: "(￣ェ￣;)"

Always bullying me.

"Watch out!"

A cat darted across in front.

Zhou Yang swerved the steering wheel, the car lurched, then stabilized.

At the intersection ahead, there were Traffic Police Officers.

A handsome young man in his twenties paused, then waved to Zhou Yang's car.

What if it's a luxury car?

It still needs to be stopped.

Zhou Yang: "Holy crap, we ran into a car inspection!"

This is the first time I've encountered a car inspection since I transmigrated!

"Do you think I should run now?"

Zhou Yang asked.

Lin Feng and Zhang Xiao, "Serves you right!"

You were told to get a driver's license, but you didn't.

"I'm already getting my driver's license!"

"I asked Sister Ling to get me a military driver's license, and she should give it to me when she returns!"

Zhou Yang said.

"Oh!"

"You still don't have a driver's license now!"

Lin Feng smiled very happily.

Driving without a license, a fine of two hundred to two thousand, and possibly detention.

Zhou Yang: Watch me clear the way with money!

The luxury car steadily stopped by the roadside.

Bang bang bang.

The young man knocked on the car window, and Zhou Yang rolled it down.

The young man saluted, "Officer Wang Yi, badge number *****. Your car was swaying just now, is there a problem with it?"

"No, no problem, I just saw a cat and swerved to avoid it!" Zhou Yang said.

The young man nodded, "Yield speed, not road. Be more careful when driving in the future."

"Understood, in the future, if I see an animal suddenly dart out, I'll just step on the gas and hit it!"

Zhou Yang nodded and said.

Wang Yi: "..."

Is that how that sentence is understood?

"Ding, a fine-grade Protagonist has been discovered. A system of public fortune has been discovered."

The system said, "Do as you please!"

Zhou Yang: "..."

Another Protagonist?

"What's this 'public fortune' about?" Zhou Yang asked.

"It's a special kind of individual fortune."

"Individual fortunes vary, some good, some bad. The public fortune among them usually involves doing good deeds for the people!"

The system briefly explained, "You decide what to do, the system is too lazy to bother with you! Or, should I devour his system?"

Zhou Yang: "You may withdraw!"

"Yes!" The system withdrew.

Zhou Yang curiously scrutinized Wang Yi.

A fine-grade Protagonist?

I get it!

This is like those novel Protagonists who become Traffic Police Officers but end up catching robbers and wanted criminals.

He's a good person!

It's just that his level is a bit low.

Such an external avatar... Forget it, I don't want it!

I'm still someone who prefers the rich and disdains the poor!

If I hadn't met Lin Feng, I might have wanted him.

But, I have Lin Feng and them now!

Sorry, I can't bear the love of other Destinies!

I am very loyal!!

I am very loyal... I like Daniel Wu and Liu Yifei types... O(∩_∩)O~