68: Now that I'm the protagonist, I can fight, right?
Zhou Yang communicated with the system.
"Explain it to me!"
"There won't really be some domineering CEO chasing his first love drama, will there?"
Zhou Yang said, speechless.
"Uh, Brother Zhou."
Feng Jingming said with a chuckle, "This is Qi Meng, she's my contract girlfriend now!"
In front of Brother Zhou, there was nothing he couldn't say.
Zhou Yang: "..."
He understood!
"Ding, Feng Jingming, he is..."
The system spoke.
"Alright, you don't need to say it, I understand!"
"Contract girlfriend, accidentally sparks fly, girlfriend runs away with a bun in the oven..."
"Domineering CEO searches for three years, and three years later... the female lead returns with a child!"
Zhou Yang's mind had already concocted a grand drama.
"Ding, no!"
The system said, "Feng Jingming has activated his own personal destiny!"
"He first pursued the Dragon King's girlfriend, and didn't die!"
"Then he pursued the Divine Doctor's girlfriend, and didn't die!"
"And then he hooked up with the Protagonist's forbidden flower, Qi Meng... As a result, the Protagonist was killed by you!"
"He got away unscathed three times in front of the Protagonist, and inevitably picked up a tiny bit of the Protagonist's destiny value."
"He activated his own personal destiny!"
The system explained, "So, evolving into a Protagonist is reasonable and logical!"
"So that's how it is!" Zhou Yang secretly nodded.
"Ding, Host, you don't know a thing!"
The system suddenly started wailing, "You suppress the Protagonist, you take them on, you kill them..."
"That way, you can also acquire destiny value, and your destiny value will be even more awesome than the Protagonist's..."
"By then, you can also become a Protagonist!"
The system roared, "It's not too late now, while they trust you, take them on!"
Zhou Yang: "Scram!"
System: "..."
"Ding, okay, no more struggling, this is my last struggle as a system..."
The system said, "I'm completely giving up!"
Zhou Yang: "..."
"Ding, here's a bonus message for the Host."
The system said, "Friendly reminder, the Protagonist is Qi Meng, and the male lead is Feng Jingming... This isn't the 'first love runs away with a bun in the oven' trope!"
Zhou Yang: "????"
It's not?
Then what other trope is there?
"System, wait a minute!"
Zhou Yang suddenly sprang up, delivering a hard slap to the back of Feng Jingming's head.
Feng Jingming touched his head, looking wronged.
Why did he suddenly hit me again?
"System, settle the destiny value!"
Zhou Yang said.
System: "..."
You're amazing!
"What are you looking at?!"
Zhou Yang slapped him again, "So what if it's a contract girlfriend? Is a contract girlfriend someone you can just casually hold hands with?"
Feng Jingming: "..."
Qi Meng's small face turned red.
Feng Jingming quickly let go.
Zhou Yang delivered another hard slap.
"You let go just because you said so? Is a girl's hand there for you to just grab for free?!"
Zhou Yang howled.
Feng Jingming was numb.
Then what the heck am I supposed to do?
Bang!
Another hard slap.
Feng Jingming: "..."
"I told you to be good to Qi Meng, and you still dared to make her your contract girlfriend?!"
Zhou Yang shouted again.
Feng Jingming: I'm tired, just destroy me!
"Young Master Zhou, Young Master Zhou..."
Qi Meng quickly grabbed Zhou Yang's arm, "Stop hitting him, I'm willing, really, willing!"
"Even if you're willing, it'll end up in bed, won't it?"
Zhou Yang smiled and stopped his hand.
It's not easy to find another Protagonist I can freely beat up, I have to bully him a bit... Otherwise, I wouldn't live up to my title as a Villain.
System, settle the destiny value!
System: "Ding, congratulations Host for acquiring forty destiny value!"
Zhou Yang: "????"
Useless!
Is Feng Jingming that useless?
What good is a Protagonist like this to me?
I might as well ambush Ye Chen, Lin Feng, Chu Lingtian, and Xiao Fan.
"Remember to be good to her!"
Zhou Yang rubbed Feng Jingming's head, "Be good, okay? If you're not good to her..."
"I hate people who bully men and women the most, do you know that?"
Zhou Yang said with a smile.
Feng Jingming nodded frantically, "Don't worry, don't worry, I won't let Qi Meng down!"
By then, there's no need to pretend, what's a million... I'll give her ten million directly!
Zhang Xiao's face twitched.
What an awesome Young Master of the Zhou Family.
He gave his friend a few hard slaps, and that person didn't dare to utter a single word of protest.
Is he that arrogant?
Why does he feel like a Villain?
Zhang Xiao looked at Zhou Yang's face, then began to read his fortune... *Pfft*~~
Zhang Xiao, in a trance, felt a power transcending the universe pressing down on him... As it neared him, it vanished without a trace.
He spat out a mouthful of blood, directly collapsing to the ground in exhaustion.
Immediately, a group of people shivered in fright.
Ye Chen quickly helped Zhang Xiao up, pulled out silver needles, and swiftly inserted them.
"Oh my god, Bald Dog, don't die!"
"If you're going to die, can you die outside?"
"I'm afraid your old man will blame me!"
Ye Chen grabbed Zhang Xiao's shoulder, constantly shaking him.
"Don't move..."
Zhang Xiao quickly shouted, "Ye Yazi, let me recover for a bit, just a bit..."
Zhang Xiao panted heavily.
Zhou Yang swallowed, "What's wrong with you?"
Zhang Xiao shook his head frantically, "Nothing, nothing..."
I tried to read your fortune, and ended up suffering a backlash.
Damn... What kind of fate do you have?
How does it feel like a power beyond the universe?
"Are you sure you don't need Ye Chen to give you a few more needles?"
Zhou Yang asked cautiously.
If the Little Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain died in my house, wouldn't the Old Heavenly Master go crazy?
Although, with a Protagonist in hand, I'm not afraid at all.
But, I have some good feelings towards the Daoist sect.
"It's nothing, nothing!"
Zhang Xiao waved his hand.
The backlash just now came quickly and left quickly.
It's just that the feeling was a bit strange... It was like a god discovered someone peeking at him, got angry and slapped him, but then realized it was a good friend... and withdrew his hand.
This feeling was very strange.
So, although he seemed to have spat blood, there was no problem at all.
"I have a lot of blood, spitting more blood is beneficial for health."
Zhang Xiao said.
Everyone: ヽ(ー_ー)ノ
Alright then, you can spit more blood.
"Come, come, to celebrate my little brother getting a girlfriend, and the Little Celestial Master visiting my home..."
Zhou Yang paused here.
Feng Jingming: Fake girlfriend!
Qi Meng's small face was flushed.
"Uh, Zhang Xiao, do you have a place to stay?"
"If not, Brother will take you in!"
Zhou Yang said gently.
"That's not necessary, I'll just find him a cheap inn for thirty yuan a day to stay in!" Ye Chen said.
Zhang Xiao: "..."
"Forget it, we'll talk later, we're having a big meal tonight!"
"I'll inform Uncle Yang."
Zhou Yang smiled faintly.
"I'll call Lin Feng and the others!"
Ye Chen said, "Bald Dog, I'll introduce you to some awesome people then."
"Alright!"
Zhang Xiao recovered and nodded with a smile.
Feng Jingming: Young Master Zhou personally admitted that I'm his little brother.
From now on, I'll walk sideways in the Demon Capital!
Whoever dares to disobey... I'll have my brother beat them!
Qi Meng, be a bit more arrogant when you go out from now on, okay!
"Young Master..."
"You... damn it!"
"You bastard, why are you here?"