120: Young master, I raised him with my shit and my piss!

"Slap!"

Shen Xueling slapped Zhou Yang's palm. "What are you doing?"

"Sister Ling, my driver's license!"

Zhou Yang said helplessly, "I've been pulled over!"

"Oh, if you've been pulled over, you've been pulled over. You have plenty of money, just pay the fine. If they impound the car, just get another one!"

Shen Xueling smiled sweetly.

Zhou Yang: "..."

Her thoughts were identical to my own from earlier.

"Sister Ling, please, stop messing around!"

Zhou Yang said, "Give it to me... Meow~~"

"I..."

A vein popped up on Shen Xueling's forehead. "Don't imitate a kitten in front of me!"

"Sigh, our affection has faded!"

"Even a little bit of acting cute gets me disliked now!"

Zhou Yang shook his head.

Lin Feng and the others' faces twitched.

You call that acting cute?

That's just disgusting!

Zhou Yang, if you can't act cute, don't try!

"Here!"

Shen Xueling pulled out a driver's license and handed it to Zhou Yang.

Zhou Yang: "Oh ha ha ha~~"

My last weakness in life has been eliminated.

On my path of law-abiding citizenship, I no longer have any weaknesses.

Uncle Yang: "..."

Before, when I said I'd get it, you said there was no need.

You said luxury cars don't get stopped... Young Master, our affection has truly faded, you don't love me anymore.

You didn't let me get you a driver's license, you let someone else get it for you... "Sister Ling, thanks!"

Zhou Yang smilingly put away the driver's license.

He pulled out a ring. "Sister Ling, I..."

Shen Xueling: (￣△￣；)

What, what are you trying to do?

"Sister Ling, ever since I wiped out your entire family last time..."

Zhou Yang spoke solemnly.

Everyone: "Oh ho~?"

Shen Xueling: "..."

"Lin Feng refined storage rings. I asked for a few, and I originally planned to give them to you and Uncle Yang!"

"But I had too much fun last time and forgot!"

"As a return gift for you giving me my driver's license, it's about reciprocating..."

"Here!"

"For you!"

Zhou Yang solemnly placed the ring in Shen Xueling's palm, then took out another ring and threw it directly to Uncle Yang. "Uncle Yang, yours!"

Uncle Yang: (￣ω￣;)

You just toss mine to me like that?

Shen Xueling: "..."

I thought you were going to propose to me.

You scared me.

"Then thank you!"

Shen Xueling put the ring on her hand. "A storage ring, a divine artifact from novels."

Shen Xueling looked at Lin Feng. "You're quite impressive!"

"You flatter me, you flatter me!"

Lin Feng chuckled.

Do you know the true value of an Immortal Emperor?

It's just a mere storage ring.

It's just that Blue Star currently has too few resources.

One day, I must flatten the Golden Light Society and take all their resources.

"Uncle Yang, that drop of blood Jiang Chen just threw out, why don't you eat it?"

Zhou Yang looked at Uncle Yang and said.

Uncle Yang smiled. "Do I even need you to tell me? I certainly wouldn't save good stuff for you, Young Master!"

Zhou Yang: Oh, I wouldn't save good stuff for you either!

"Sister Ling, Uncle Yang, be careful!"

Zhou Yang said, "If anything happens, call us, and we'll come immediately!"

"Okay!"

Shen Xueling smiled sweetly and nodded.

"Let's go home!"

Zhou Yang waved his hand.

Zhao Tuo isn't coming out now, so there's nothing for us to do here.

We can't just watch the army dig holes and then pour shit into them, can we?

Yue~~

A bit disgusting.

King of Nanyue, I wish you all the best!

"Uncle Yang, lie down first!"

Zhou Yang pulled out his phone. "I'll take a picture!"

Uncle Yang: "????"

"Look, you're already a dead man. I'll take a posthumous photo, and when I get back, I'll give you a grand funeral."

Zhou Yang smiled brightly. "Reasonable, isn't it?"

Uncle Yang's face was expressionless as he unbuckled his belt.

"You're not my dad, you can't use seven wolves!"

Zhou Yang hastily retreated.

Uncle Yang: "I watched you grow up, I'm like a half-father to you!"

"Lin Feng, run!"

Zhou Yang turned and ran!

Lin Feng: I appreciate you calling me even when you're running away.

Everyone nodded to Shen Xueling and Uncle Yang, then turned into light and departed.

"You brat, you even dare to tease me!"

Uncle Yang smiled.

Today's events feel a bit dreamlike.

What exactly am I now?

"Uncle Yang, you and Zhou Yang have such a good relationship."

Shen Xueling smiled.

Uncle Yang nodded gently. "That's right!"

"The Master and Madam are true love, the Young Master was an accident."

"It was I who raised the Young Master, feeding him with my own hands!"

Uncle Yang's face showed a nostalgic expression.

Shen Xueling: "..."

Are you sure Zhou Yang grew up eating piss and shit?

...When Zhou Yang and the others returned, they weren't in a hurry, strolling leisurely.

It wasn't until early morning that they returned to the Magic City.

Shen Xueling and Uncle Yang had already started, digging holes and pouring in yellow and white substances.

Everyone returned home and immediately lay down on their beds to sleep.

Young people, they just fall asleep instantly.

Meanwhile, on the other side... Hao Ren didn't have a good night.

"System, do I still have hope?"

Hao Ren, with panda eyes, said, "Why did I have to be so stupid and click on the Zhou Family butler's account?"

Although he knew that those he followed didn't die because of him.

It was just that the mortality rate was too high, and they died due to various accidents.

I believe it, but does the Zhou Family believe it?

What if they decide that my follow caused Yang Dianfeng's death... With my current abilities, how can I resist the Zhou Family?

It was supposed to be a 'cool story' after getting a system, wasn't it?

Why am I about to be killed?

"Ding, Host, calm down, calm down!"

Hao Ren's System was very nonchalant. "Don't worry!"

"I won't die?" Hao Ren asked.

"Ding, if you die, the System will just find another Host, though it's a bit troublesome!"

The System said.

Hao Ren: "..."

In the end, I'm the only clown.

"Ding, Host, actually, big families are usually quite reasonable."

The System said, "Their cultivation is not something those nouveau riche can compare to."

"Alright, but I still miss the era of the coal bosses!"

Hao Ren said leisurely.

Movies and TV shows back then, those were truly movies and TV shows.

They didn't meddle at all.

Unlike now, where outsiders dictate to insiders, making a mess of everything.

"Ding, Host, are you going live tonight?"

The System asked.

Hao Ren patted his cheeks. "Thank you for comforting me, I feel much better now!"

"I'll scroll through some videos, and then I'll go live tonight!"

Hao Ren lay on the bed, still with a worried look in his eyes.

He recalled the information he found through the System last night.

Young Master of the Zhou Family, Zhou Yang!

A simp for three years!

Once he stopped simping, he didn't go after the Chen Family.

He just let it be known that he would no longer cooperate with the Chen Family and incidentally sent them forty yuan in liquidated damages.

It was thirty-eight yuan, but he sent forty.

He's such a nice person, actually.

But the Chen Family wasn't so lucky. Having lost the Zhou Family, that big tree, they were completely carved up by other families.

No need to lift a finger, using others to kill, how smoothly he played it.

It's said that the Chen Family members are all beggars now.

He scrolled through videos, but his eyes weren't focused on them.

Until... "Ding, 90% mortality rate!"

The System's voice rang out.

Hao Ren snapped back to reality and scrolled up.

A handsome guy, a beautiful girl.

The two were leaning together, showing off their affection.

Caption: Oh, my wife fed me dinner today, so happy!

Hao Ren: "Is this the legendary... show off your love, die fast?"

He hesitated for a moment, then clicked 'follow'.

Regardless, the funeral business must continue.

"The couple's names sound quite nice."

"Mingwei Zhimeng~~"

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