147: Little Taoist Priest: Don’t look at me! There are so many animals, I can’t rank them all!
Uncle Yang slapped Sun Pu on the head, "I'm a zombie! Don't you know what a zombie is?"
"Haven't you ever seen such a handsome zombie?"
Uncle Yang slapped him again.
Sun Pu: (；O д O)???
Z-zombie?
Holy crap, you turned into a zombie?
You're the Old Heavenly Master's stepson!
Back then, when you were crippled, the Old Heavenly Master searched the whole world, wanting to kill us.
If it wasn't for the small secret realm shielding everything, we would have been found by the Old Heavenly Master long ago.
You're the Old Heavenly Master's stepson, yet you turned into a zombie?
Wait... a zombie????
Sun Pu stared blankly at Uncle Yang, "You can run and jump, and you're a damn zombie?"
"Are zombies in your family like this?"
"Are you a thousand-year-old zombie?"
Sun Pu yelled angrily, "You're lying to me!"
Bang!
Uncle Yang slapped him again.
"Am I eating your family's rice just because I'm a zombie?"
"At sixty, one's ears are attuned!"
Uncle Yang grabbed Sun Pu and immediately delivered sixty hard slaps.
Sun Pu, dizzy and disoriented, tilted his head and fainted.
"Old people have light sleep; your sleep quality is quite good!"
Uncle Yang dragged Sun Pu by the leg towards Zhou Yang and the others.
After Uncle Yang tore that tattered cloth, the malevolent aura on each of the japanese people'sWeird immediately dissipated by fifty percent.
Everyone: "????"
"Holy crap, the malevolent aura, don't run!"
Zhang Xiao howled, frantically using talismans to absorb the malevolent aura.
Everyone: "..."
Who cares why they got weaker.
Let's beat the crap out of them!
The three groups rushed forward, beating the japanese people'sWeird, who cried out for their parents.
Uncle Yang returned, dragging Sun Pu by the leg.
"Stupid little brother, well done..."
Uncle Yang beckoned, and the malevolent aura and resentment burst from the talismans, all swallowed by Uncle Yang.
"Kill them!"
Uncle Yang said calmly.
"Okay!"
Everyone nodded, each unleashing their ultimate moves.
Zhang Xiao: "It's my time to shine!"
"Watch my Samadhi..."
"Damn it!"
Zhang Xiao stopped his hand in frustration, immediately protecting heaven and earth.
You bunch of beasts.
When you were unleashing your ultimate moves, did you think of me?
I'm so frustrated!
The dust settled, and everything returned to calm.
The dark clouds in the sky also dissipated.
Sunlight shone down.
White smoke immediately appeared on the old soldiers.
"Stupid little brother!"
Uncle Yang shouted.
"Understood!"
Zhang Xiao pulled out a talisman and threw it into the sky, "Clouds, come!"
In an instant, dark clouds covered the sky.
The old soldiers exchanged glances and cupped their hands towards Zhang Xiao.
"You're too kind, too kind!"
Zhang Xiao quickly waved his hand.
A heroic spirit who looked like a captain stepped forward and asked, "Who are you?"
One of each of the Five Immortals of the Northeast came out.
"Father!"
Third Huang came before the giant Weasel.
Weasel: "????"
Holy crap, my big son has taken human form?
This isn't the illusory form after being 'sealed and recognized'.
This is a proper human transformation!
The Five Immortals of the Northeast and the heroic spirits were stunned. Was this the reinforcement Third Huang brought back?
"No, how did you take human form?"
The Weasel's eyes widened, and he asked dazedly, "You, you should have sought 'sealing and recognition', right!"
"After 'sealing and recognition', it's an illusory form!"
"Son, this is..."
The Weasel was dumbfounded.
"Father, your son met a benefactor."
Third Huang chuckled, pointing to Zhang Xiao, "The Little Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain, he 'sealed and recognized' me!"
"That's why I took human form. Otherwise, it would only be an illusory form!"
"Of course, my strength definitely can't compare to a great demon who has completely transformed!"
Third Huang said shyly.
The Five Immortals of the Northeast all looked at Zhang Xiao in unison.
Their eyes were all green!
Zhang Xiao shivered, "Hey, hey, hey, there are so many, I can't 'seal and recognize' all of them!"
"Greetings, Little Celestial Master!"
The Five Immortals of the Northeast spoke at the same time.
"The Little Celestial Master is overthinking!"
Third Huang's father said, "We have all undergone 'sealing and recognition', so naturally, we cannot be 'sealed and recognized' again!"
"As for the others, it's not yet time for 'sealing and recognition'!"
"Moreover..."
"Although we are demons, we will not resort to moral blackmail!"
Third Huang's father quickly said, "To have one of us 'sealed and recognized' by the Little Celestial Master is already a stroke of luck."
The fox and other demons glanced at Third Huang's father.
You're so damn happy.
The one 'sealed and recognized' by the Little Celestial Master is your son.
Forget it, the Five Immortals of the Northeast are connected by the same breath.
Although there are usually frictions, it's a good thing that one of us got 'sealed and recognized' by a Celestial Master.
It's just, why are we so envious and jealous?
If it weren't for reproductive isolation... we would definitely tie our descendants to your son's bed!
Why is there still reproductive isolation even after becoming demons?
We can only lift reproductive isolation after completely transforming!
Zhou Yang and the others bowed to the heroic spirits, "Greetings, seniors, heroic spirits of the Xia Kingdom!"
The heroic spirits were stunned, then smiled, with a hint of sadness in their eyes.
"Greetings what?"
The captain-like heroic spirit said, "It's us who are sorry... it's us who failed to defend back then."
"No!"
Zhou Yang shook his head solemnly, "The glory of our lives is the pride we are born with!"
"It is you, the martyrs, who gave us support!"
Zhou Yang spoke solemnly, "Brothers, salute!"
Everyone bowed again, "Greetings, heroic spirits of humanity!"
The captain smiled, "Thank you!"
"Back then, during the retreat, we covered the rear, and over five hundred Brothers all died here!"
"Now, if the japanese people revive, we will not let them have an easy time either!"
The captain said, "This is what we should do!"
Everyone fell silent.
The blood of the older generation, it's hot!
"Don't be sentimental!"
The captain laughed heartily, waved his big hand, "Brothers, retreat!"
"Everyone, goodbye!"
The heroic spirits laughed loudly, one by one merging into the ground and disappearing without a trace.
Protecting our Xia Kingdom in life, after death, we shall uphold the will of life.
We are always here!
We love this land deeply.
Zhou Yang and the others all fell silent.
"Lin Feng!"
After a while, Sun Pu struggled to open his eyes, and Uncle Yang kicked Sun Pu over, "Soul Searching Technique."
"Okay!"
Lin Feng nodded.
He grabbed Sun Pu's head, and the Soul Searching Technique activated.
Sun Pu immediately let out a painful roar.
"Uncle Yang, suck his blood or kill him?"
Lin Feng asked.
"Kill him!"
Uncle Yang said.
Lin Feng nodded and slapped Sun Pu to death.
Uncle Yang smiled slightly, I don't want the blood, but I'll take the soul... A bolt of lightning descended from the sky.
Sun Pu's soul, just as it condensed a cold aura, immediately vanished into thin air.
Uncle Yang: "..."
"Zhang Xiao!"
Uncle Yang roared.
Zhang Xiao: "Huh? Brother, what's wrong?"
Looking at Zhang Xiao's foolish eyes, Uncle Yang fell silent.
"Uncle Yang eats monsters!"
Zhou Yang kindly reminded him.
Zhang Xiao: "..."
I forgot!
It's over!
Brother, you're not going to beat me again, are you?
"I'll settle the score with you later."
Uncle Yang shook his head and looked at Lin Feng, "Tell me, what did you find out?"
Lin Feng exhaled, "Xuanming Sect!"
"The monster revival, they're behind it!"
Lin Feng looked at the Five Immortals of the Northeast.
The Five Immortals of the Northeast: "????"
Brother, don't talk halfway.
You looking at us like that, we're a little scared!
We're all cute little animals!
Don't scare us!
In the dark, silent, cold night, sitting alone in front of the screen, the days of writing are lonely... I really want someone to invite me for a drink!