137: Uncle Yang, I am the substitute God of War, the substitute Dragon King, the substitute Shura, the substitute...

“That’s called consecration!”

Zhang Xiao grumbled, then pulled out a pile of talismans.

“Sister Ling, come…”

“I’ll put some on your rocket launcher.”

Zhang Xiao chuckled, directly sticking a pile of talismans onto it.

“Sister Ling, blast him!”

Zhou Yang howled.

Shen Xueling raised the rocket launcher and fired it at Puppy Rearing Prosperity.

Puppy Rearing Prosperity: “…”

The tiger doesn’t show its claws, do you think I’m on my deathbed?

Puppy Rearing Prosperity roared, black qi billowing around him, sweeping down like an overwhelming tide.

Lin Feng and the others stepped forward, spiritual energy flickering around them, directly shielding Zhou Yang behind them.

Third Huang: “…”

Esteemed sirs, I’m injured!

Can’t you spare some strength to protect me? Third Huang, feeling aggrieved, scattered streaks of spiritual light, protecting Feng Jingming and the other two.

Baby is wronged, but baby won’t say it.

Uncle Yang remained motionless, allowing the ghostly qi to corrode him.

Shen Xueling dropped the rocket launcher.

She smiled slightly, shielding Zhou Yang in front of her!

“Sister Ling, are you already soft?”

Zhou Yang smiled indifferently, “You need to get hard!”

Shen Xueling raised an eyebrow.

“I’m a girl, you know.”

“Girls are supposed to be soft and sweet.”

“How can a girl get hard?”

Shen Xueling said in a gentle, weak voice.

Zhou Yang staggered.

He said earnestly, “Sister Ling, you’re not cut out to be a little fairy!”

Shen Xueling smiled slightly, then pulled out another rocket launcher, “You can rephrase that. How can such a beautiful woman like me not be a little fairy!”

Zhou Yang: “(≡Д≡；)”

With you carrying a rocket launcher like that, if you say you’re a little fairy… would anyone believe it?

If even one person believed it, I’d twist off Feng Jingming’s head!

“Bastard!”

Puppy Rearing Prosperity roared, “Who exactly are you people? How can you block my ghostly qi!”

Uncle Yang took off his sunglasses and strolled over.

“What I, Old Yang, am best at is physical attacks!”

Uncle Yang looked gentle, his silver pupils shimmering with light.

“Physical attacks are useless!”

Puppy Rearing Prosperity snorted coldly, then his expression suddenly changed, “Your eyes, what are you?”

“Calling me your ancestor would be an insult!”

Uncle Yang suddenly stretched out his hand.

Puppy Rearing Prosperity’s ghostly qi condensed into a large hand and swatted down.

Uncle Yang’s palm remained unmoving, as steady as a mountain.

Then he grabbed Puppy Rearing Prosperity by the neck.

“Physical attacks, useless?”

Uncle Yang smiled slightly.

Shen Xueling: “Why can Uncle Yang make physical contact?”

“He’s a zombie!”

Zhang Xiao said, “Zombies have no soul; in reality, their physical body and soul are fused into one!”

“The soul is the physical body, and the physical body is the soul.”

“So, there’s no problem, right!”

Zhang Xiao chuckled.

This kind of zombie… I wonder if the Thunderous Nine Heavens can kill it.

I wonder if the Samadhi True Fire can burn it to death.

Uncle Yang grabbed Puppy Rearing Prosperity by the neck and slammed him hard onto the ground.

“Let you run to Xia Country!”

“Let you still want to go to Jinling!”

“Let you be so ungrateful!”

“Let you be mentally ill!”

“Let you be so ugly!”

“Let you…”

“I’m out of words!”

“Anyway, it’s all your fault!”

Uncle Yang pressed Puppy Rearing Prosperity down and hammered him wildly… beating Puppy Rearing Prosperity until his black qi continuously dissipated, leaving not a trace.

“No, my resentment, it cannot dissipate!”

“Shikigami, kill him for me!”

Amidst Puppy Rearing Prosperity’s roar, a spiritual entity emerged from him.

It wore colorful clothes, clearly a kimono.

Its appearance was very kawaii… Uncle Yang suddenly looked up, “Bug Master?”

“Dance of the Bugs…”

The Shikigami Bug Master swayed and appeared behind Uncle Yang… then… he was pressed to the ground by a hand.

“Uncle Yang, you keep playing, I’ll play with her!”

Zhou Yang dragged the Bug Master away, and the Bug Master struggled frantically.

“Hehehe, jijijie…”

Zhou Yang let out a sinister cold laugh, “Brothers, it’s rare to have an opportunity to play openly…”

“A Shikigami from the japanese people, and a female one!”

“So kawaii!”

“Bang!”

Before Zhou Yang could finish speaking, Lin Feng stomped the Bug Master to death.

“Playing is playing, but messing around is messing around…”

“We are all married men!”

“How can we play?”

Lin Feng said solemnly.

Chu Lingtian and the others nodded slightly.

Yes, we are all married men.

“I don’t have a wife!”

Zhou Yang was furious, reaching out his hands towards Lin Feng!

“Grab a bear dragon’s hand!”

“No Shikigami, I’ll grab you!”

Zhou Yang cackled.

Lin Feng grabbed Feng Jingming.

Zhou Yang directly grabbed him.

“Brother Zhou, is it big?”

“I just trained my chest muscles!”

Feng Jingming smiled charmingly.

Zhou Yang: “…”

Someone, sink this evil spawn into the river!

Zhou Yang kicked Feng Jingming out.

At this moment… Puppy Rearing Prosperity’s entire body was completely transparent.

Uncle Yang unhurriedly punched him again and again.

“Who exactly are you?”

Puppy Rearing Prosperity was about to dissipate, he roared as he asked.

“I, Old Yang, am the adopted son of the Old Heavenly Master of Dragon Tiger Mountain!”

“The former substitute God of War, the former substitute Dragon King, the former substitute Asura!”

“Substitute… never mind.”

Uncle Yang said gently, “As for my other identities, you don’t need to delve into them!”

Uncle Yang delivered another punch.

Zhou Yang and the others were dumbfounded.

꒪ꈊ꒪！！

What did Uncle Yang just say?

Chu Lingtian spread his hands, see, I told you long ago, Uncle Yang’s identity is not ordinary.

He even knows my master, the former Dragon King Chen Xuan.

It’s just… a substitute?

Everyone exchanged glances, looking at each other in dismay.

Uncle Yang’s identity was indeed impressive, but why were they all substitutes?

Always second best?

Lin Feng scratched his head, what was Uncle Yang’s cultivation level exactly?

At first, I thought he was an ordinary person, then I thought he was a physical innate, and later, the Old Heavenly Master’s adopted son.

But now… I can’t see through him!

Puppy Rearing Prosperity’s body vanished into thin air.

Uncle Yang unhurriedly stood up, then put on his sunglasses.

“Want to eat a ghost, but afraid of dirtying my mouth…”

Uncle Yang shook his head, “Sigh!”

Zhang Xiao was stunned, “Brother, you want to eat a ghost? You’re a zombie!”

“Who said zombies don’t want to eat ghosts?” Uncle Yang snorted coldly.

Everyone: Makes sense!

Who stipulated that zombies must drink blood?

“Actually, brother, you can absorb his resentment; you don’t need to eat ghosts!”

Zhang Xiao’s mind whirred, and he said.

Uncle Yang nodded lightly, “Mm, next time, tell me before I go crazy!”

Zhang Xiao: “…”

“Uncle Yang!”

Zhou Yang leaned in, opened his phone’s photo gallery, “Look, when you weren’t home, your younger brother was incredibly arrogant, he even kicked down the front door!”

Zhang Xiao: “(；￣д￣)”

Didn’t we agree not to betray Brothers?

Uncle Yang nodded slightly, then turned his head.

“My foolish little brother!”

Uncle Yang smiled brightly, “You’ve been getting too cocky lately, why don’t you just ascend to the heavens?”

“Brother, listen to my explanation!”

Zhang Xiao quickly shouted, “I just…”

“Be good!”

Uncle Yang patted Zhang Xiao’s shoulder, “Come on, brother will go check how your movement exercises are coming along!”

Zhang Xiao: “…”

In the end, he couldn’t escape.

Lin Feng, say something for me!

Lin Feng ignored him.

Betraying Brothers, we are professionals.

This is called professionalism!

“Here!”

Lin Feng turned around, took out a pill, and tossed it to Third Huang.

“Spirit Cultivation Pill, effective for humans, but I don’t know if it’s effective for demons!”

Lin Feng explained.

Third Huang held the pill, his face full of question marks.

So, this thing, do I eat it or not?

If I eat it, will I still be alive?

“Hey, Mengmeng!”

“You weren’t… taken advantage of by Feng Jingming, were you?”

“You even stayed at his house late at night…”

Lately, there have been so many professional bad reviewers…