187: Borrowing life? Feng Jingming: I can't stay at home, Wong Tai Sin farts all the time!
Young Master Zhou and the others also looked over with puzzled expressions.
Family matters?
But why would that thirty-year-old man make his daughter-in-law… Wait, it's daughter-in-law, not wife?
This person is very criminal!
The country has a complete set of laws!
“Daughter-in-law, stop!”
The man cackled, “Give me my grandson, give him to me! I want to kowtow to him, I want to call him grandpa!”
The woman, in a panic, saw Young Master Zhou and the group of people and rushed straight towards them.
Young Master Zhou: “…”
This kind of thing clearly meant the man had a mental illness.
The police needed to be called!
“Hmph!”
Zhang Xiao suddenly let out a cold snort and grabbed the woman and child to his side.
“You want to die?”
Zhang Xiao spoke menacingly.
Young Master Zhou and the others watched him with interest.
Although Zhang Xiao was relatively foolish, he generally didn't cause trouble.
Since he had made a move, it could only mean… this man had a problem!
Beat him up!
“Hehehe~~”
The man smiled slightly, “My daughter-in-law, my grandson, what do they have to do with you?”
“No, he's not my father-in-law!”
The woman roared frantically, “He's a lunatic, he's a devil!”
Zhang Xiao said calmly, “Slaying demons and devils is the duty of the Celestial Master!”
“Today, he must be eliminated!”
Zhang Xiao said coldly.
The woman was a bit stunned.
“Hehe!”
The man chuckled, “In that case, don't blame me…”
“Die!”
The man suddenly leaped up, like a wild beast, pouncing towards everyone.
“Brothers, let me handle this!”
“A-da!”
A person emerged from the hotel and kicked the man out.
Everyone: “…”
“Old Feng, why are you here?”
Ye Chen stared blankly at the man.
“Cough!”
Feng Jingming chuckled, “Don't ask…”
“I can't stay at home anymore!”
“Great Immortal Huang is about to break through recently…”
“He's farting all day long!”
“My perfectly good villa has become a stinky fart-bag!”
Feng Jingming complained.
“So I brought Mengmeng to stay in a hotel!”
“Brothers, don't worry!”
“Before marriage, I will absolutely not touch her!”
Feng Jingming said solemnly, “Ever since I had her, I've been abstinent, at most a couple of kisses!”
Everyone: “…”
Actually, it wouldn't be a big deal if you did.
After all, in this day and age, it's normal for a boyfriend and girlfriend to get a room.
“Where's Mengmeng?”
Young Master Zhou asked.
“She just finished her training and is sleeping upstairs. I have a lot of internal heat, so I came out to stroll around and get some cool air!”
Feng Jingming smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum.
“Roar!”
The man rolled out, let out an angry roar, and got back up again, “I'm going to kill all of you!”
“Die, you bastard!”
“Imprisonment!”
Zhang Xiao casually threw out a talisman, which transformed into a halo, directly enveloping the man.
The man roared frantically, but he was surrounded by the halo and couldn't break out at all.
The woman's eyes widened.
Did I meet an expert today?
“You must have had a lot of physical contact with Mengmeng during training, right?”
Young Master Zhou squinted at Old Feng, “You really can hold back!”
“It's all thanks to Young Master Lin!”
Feng Jingming said solemnly, “After becoming a martial artist, my self-control has become much, much stronger!”
“That's good!”
Lin Feng patted Feng Jingming's shoulder, “A Great Grandmaster now…”
“Here, take this Foundation Establishment Pill…”
“Lick it a bit, and when you reach Great Grandmaster, you can eat half and half!”
Lin Feng directly pulled out a bottle and put it in Feng Jingming's hand.
“Thank you, Brother Lin, for the reward!”
Feng Jingming laughed heartily.
“Bastard, give me back my grandson!”
The man roared.
“Where is that barking dog?”
The security manager came out with a group of security guards.
“Greetings, Young Master Zhou!”
The security guards saluted.
This was the young boss!
They couldn't let him lose a single hair!
“Oh, it's nothing to do with you, go back!”
“Also, notify the chef to make a few more dishes!”
Young Master Zhou said.
“Alright, you're busy!”
The security manager led the security guards and turned to leave.
They, these little minions, couldn't handle the affairs of the big shots.
Just coming out to show their presence was enough.
“Zhang Xiao, what's going on?”
Young Master Zhou pointed at the man and asked, “He's in his thirties and already has a grandson?”
“No, no, he's already over sixty!”
The woman quickly shouted, “He's a monster, he's a devil!”
“Life Borrowing!”
Zhang Xiao said calmly, “A wicked Taoist technique!”
“Using this technique, one must kowtow a hundred times a day to their direct descendant!”
“Reverse the seniority, and silently recite 'May you live a hundred years!'”
“Then you can borrow life!”
“Miss, how is your husband?”
Zhang Xiao asked.
The woman burst into tears.
Zhang Xiao: Got it!
He's already dead!
“Give me my grandson!”
The man roared.
“Come out!”
Zhang Xiao reached out and grabbed, golden light appearing in his hand, and a phantom figure emerged directly from the man's head.
The man's body immediately collapsed.
“I'll just extract your soul!”
“It's not easy to live a lifetime, yet you use evil magic to borrow your son's lifespan, and now you want to borrow your grandson's lifespan?”
“How can human evil be so depraved?”
Zhang Xiao grabbed the soul into his hand, and the soul immediately let out a painful roar.
“Lin Feng, here!”
Zhang Xiao handed the soul to Lin Feng.
Lin Feng: “Do I have to use Soul Searching Technique on this too?”
Lin Feng helplessly performed the Soul Searching Technique.
Three seconds later… with a pop, the soul directly vanished into thin air.
“Alright, the soul was too weak to withstand it and has already vanished into thin air.”
Lin Feng smiled, then looked at Zhang Xiao, “You've got work! Right up your alley!”
Zhang Xiao nodded slightly, took out a talisman, folded it, and handed it to the woman.
“You can go back now!”
“We've handled your father-in-law's matter; he's already dead!”
“Take this peace talisman; your son is lacking vitality, this will keep him safe!”
“This humble Taoist, Little Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain, Zhang Xiao!”
Zhang Xiao said.
“Ah, Little Celestial Master?”
The woman was stunned, she quickly took it, “Thank you, thank you!”
“Go!”
Zhang Xiao waved his hand.
“Clean up the scene!”
Xiao Fan and Chu Lingtian shouted simultaneously.
Xuanwu and Long Er, who hadn't been seen for a long time, darted out from afar.
They dragged the man's body away.
“You said I had work, so who taught him that evil Taoist technique?”
Zhang Xiao asked with a smile.
“There's a zombie!”
Lin Feng smiled brightly.
Zhang Xiao: “?????”
Your zombie teaches evil Taoist techniques?
“Could it be that some evil cultivator refined himself into a zombie?” Zhang Xiao seemed to understand something.
Lin Feng nodded, “A Taoist from the Qing Dynasty, now a zombie!”
Zhang Xiao's mouth twitched, “Interesting!”
Chu Lingtian: “Your smile isn't professional at all; don't imitate me. If you want to learn, learn from Uncle Yang; now *that's* professional!”
“A zombie?”
Feng Jingming's eyes widened, “I want to see it!”
Everyone: “…”
You'll just be a hindrance if you go.
“What zombie?”
“What did I miss?”
Mo Li walked over and asked curiously.
“Let's eat first!”
Young Master Zhou waved his hand.
Everyone nodded and entered the hotel.
Lin Feng decided to solve the zombie problem first.
As for the Dark Council and those things, they could wait.
The safety of the public's lives was the most important.
They finally unanimously decided to deal with the zombie first.
After all, they hadn't seen a zombie yet.
Oh, Jiang Chen and Uncle Yang didn't count.
What kind of zombies were those two anyway!