69: Ye Chen: My childhood friend has become my uncle? Zhou Yang: Listen to my brother's advice and put on a sack tonight!

Uncle Yang received a call from Zhou Yang and walked in.

“You’re in the same house, why are you calling? If you just shouted a few times, wouldn’t I hear you?”

After he entered, he was about to ask if they wanted a one-million-yuan meal or a ten-million-yuan meal… but then he saw Zhang Xiao sitting on the sofa.

Uncle Yang was stunned, then cursed angrily, “You Little Turtle, why are you here?”

Zhang Xiao jumped up from the sofa, instantly standing at attention, “Brother!?!?”

“Brother!?”

Zhou Yang and the others looked at Uncle Yang in confusion.

What is this?

The Little Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain calls Uncle Yang ‘Brother’?

No, one of you is surnamed Zhang, and the other is surnamed Yang… how did you become brothers?

And, I’ve never heard that Uncle Yang has any connection to Longhu Mountain!

“Brother, is it really you?”

Zhang Xiao’s eyes widened.

“Damn it, you unlucky Little Turtle, why the hell are you here?”

Uncle Yang strode forward and slapped Zhang Xiao on the head.

“Brother…”

Zhang Xiao grinned, smiling sheepishly, “Dad told me to come down the mountain for some experience.”

“Dad said that heaven and earth are about to fall into great chaos, and as the Little Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain, the current leader of the Daoist sect… I must enter the mundane world!”

“At that time, I shall save the world from suffering, carrying my sword to rescue the common people from desolation!”

Zhang Xiao said hastily.

“Damn it, speak like a normal person!”

Uncle Yang slapped him again.

“Dad told me to come find you!”

Zhang Xiao shrunk his neck, “He wants me to prepare for the great changes in heaven and earth in advance.”

“Damn it!”

Uncle Yang snorted coldly, “That old geezer isn’t dead yet?”

“Brother, let’s show some respect, he’s our dad after all!”

Zhang Xiao looked wronged.

“He’s your dad, not my dad!” Uncle Yang snorted softly.

“A Stepfather is also a dad!” Zhang Xiao said cautiously.

Uncle Yang snorted coldly, “That’s right, a Stepfather is also a dad!”

Everyone: Wow~~

So Uncle Yang is the Old Heavenly Master’s stepson!

“Why didn’t I sink him into the river back then?”

Uncle Yang rolled his eyes.

“Brother, why don’t we go back, tie Dad up, and you can sink him into the river?” Zhang Xiao said solemnly.

Everyone: (≡Д≡；)

Two filial sons.

The Old Heavenly Master having you two as sons… his ancestral grave must be smoking!

Ye Chen: Cough cough, I can testify… it really was smoking when we were kids!

Bald Dog and I almost burned it down.

It was definitely smoking!

“If you have the guts, then go tie him up!”

Uncle Yang snorted coldly, “That old fellow, he certainly inherited the style of Wei Wu very well!”

“No matter what, our dad has always been unmarried, always waiting for our mom!”

Zhang Xiao chuckled.

“Enough!”

Uncle Yang waved his hand, “A lovesick old simp, just like Young Master Zhou!”

“Uncle Yang, say what you want, but why are you talking about me?”

Zhou Yang said speechlessly, “I’m not a simp anymore!”

“Right, you’re not licking anymore!” Uncle Yang nodded.

Zhou Yang: “…”

“Uncle Yang, what exactly happened?” Zhou Yang asked.

Uncle Yang shrugged and recounted a dramatic family saga.

Fifty years ago, the Old Heavenly Master went down the mountain for experience… he was injured, and a beautiful woman saved the hero.

Then he fell in love with her mother.

But the Old Heavenly Master was quite naive back then, which is where he couldn’t compare to Xiao Fan.

Xiao Fan would have just slept with her directly.

The Old Heavenly Master couldn’t even express his feelings.

After all, people of that era were still quite shy.

The Old Heavenly Master returned to Longhu Mountain, inherited the position of Heavenly Master, and then planned to come back for Uncle Yang’s mother.

But she was already married!

The Old Heavenly Master became completely emo.

The woman he loved married someone else?

Don’t get me wrong, the Old Heavenly Master was very loyal in love… he waited for twenty years.

Uncle Yang’s father passed away when he was in his teens.

After Uncle Yang came of age, he went straight into the army.

And then, his mother was wooed by the Old Heavenly Master.

It wasn’t until Uncle Yang retired from the army that he discovered he had a Stepfather.

The key was that the Stepfather was always leering.

This angered Uncle Yang so much that he almost sink the Old Heavenly Master into the river.

But then again, the Old Heavenly Master was very good to him.

Uncle Yang sighed wistfully at this point.

Yes, he was indeed very good, and the Daoist techniques of Longhu Mountain were all opened up to me.

How glorious I was back then?

Alas… sigh!

“Later, the Old Heavenly Master treated my mother’s body, and then…”

Uncle Yang pointed at Zhang Xiao, “gave birth to this Little Turtle!”

Zhang Xiao: “We have the same mother, if I’m a Little Turtle, what are you?”

Uncle Yang: “My foolish little brother, you’re asking for a beating again!”

Zhang Xiao: “…”

“Actually, I think the Old Heavenly Master could be a single dog… no, a dog can’t live to his age.”

“A turtle works!”

“Being a single Little Turtle is also fine!”

Uncle Yang smiled.

“Tsk, Brother, don’t be so harsh with your words but soft-hearted!”

Zhang Xiao smiled slightly, “Every year you secretly sneak to Longhu Mountain, to see Mom, and also secretly see Dad, and even bring Dad a little gift…”

“Do you really think we at Longhu Mountain are blind?”

Zhang Xiao raised an eyebrow, a smile on his face.

“You scoundrel!”

Uncle Yang roared, jumping up and throwing a punch at Zhang Xiao!

Zhang Xiao: “…”

“Brother, stop!”

Zhang Xiao hastily shouted, “I’m your biological brother!”

“So what if you’re my brother?”

“Come, I’ll take you to practice!”

Uncle Yang pressed Zhang Xiao to the ground, dragging him along, “What kind of practice do Daoists do? They practice dynamic exercises!”

“Let Brother see how your dynamic exercises have been these past few years…”

Uncle Yang said grimly, dragging Zhang Xiao towards the door!

Zhang Xiao clutched the doorframe, his fingers straining, veins popping on his forehead.

“Ye Yazi, save me!”

Zhang Xiao opened his mouth and looked at Ye Chen.

Ye Chen: “…”

He covered his eyes, took out silver needles, and inserted them near his ears.

I saw nothing, heard nothing!

Zhang Xiao: “…”

“Little Celestial Master, this doorframe is worth about several hundred thousand!”

Zhou Yang suddenly smiled, “If it breaks, you’ll have to pay for it!”

Zhang Xiao’s fingers stiffened… then he let go.

If he broke it, he wouldn’t have money to pay!

Although Young Master Zhou said he’d give him a hundred million, he hadn’t actually given it yet, had he?

People are just being polite, I can’t take it seriously… Zhang Xiao closed his eyes, let go, and was dragged out by Uncle Yang.

A moment later, painful shouts came from the heavy rain.

“Brother, gently! Brother, I was wrong!”

“It’s fine, Ye Chen is a divine doctor, even if I beat you half to death, he can cure you, guaranteeing you’ll be bouncing around tomorrow!”

“Brother… Wuwuwuwu!”

…Zhou Yang and Ye Chen exchanged glances and smiled at each other.

Feng Jingming was trembling.

“Brother Zhou, I suddenly remembered I have something to do tonight!”

Feng Jingming said nervously.

This is about the Little Celestial Master and his biological brother, and I saw it… they won’t kill me to silence me, will they?

“Show your domineering CEO demeanor!”

Zhou Yang slapped Feng Jingming on the head, “You’re all my subordinates now, show some imposing manner… Look at Ye Chen, he’s also my subordinate! Learn from him, see how good his imposing manner is!”

Feng Jingming: “…”

I, I wouldn’t dare to learn!

Ye Chen: “…”

When did I become your subordinate?

I am a dignified divine doctor!

“Damn it, I suddenly remembered something…”

Ye Chen’s eyes suddenly widened.

Zhou Yang looked at him in surprise, “What’s wrong?”

“Bald Dog calls Uncle Yang ‘Brother’…”

“Then do we also have to call him ‘Uncle’?”

Ye Chen suddenly looked up.

Zhou Yang: “…”

“Ye Chen, listen to Brother Zhou’s advice.”

“Call Lin Feng and the others, and we’ll put a sack over his head tonight…”

(Thought I recovered, but it recurred yesterday, fever of 38 degrees, probably influenza A… managed to write three chapters, will try for three chapters tomorrow as well… keep it up!)

(By the way, send some free gifts… I’m not being unreasonable, but I’m not confident either…)