1: Activate the diary system and start by complaining about how the saintess is all breasts and no brains!

Brain Storage Area!

Realm Explanation.

All female leads in this book are over 18 years old. The author excels at crafting female character settings. The protagonist has already won over the silly, white, sweet, overthinking Saintess, the inwardly passionate Empress, the fun-loving Demoness, and the crazy Demoness; backup options include a yandere, a white-haired loli, a little sun, a tsundere, contrasting twin sisters, a soft and sweet girl, a useless nun, an eccentric, a white lotus, and a cold beauty.

This book is planned to exceed 5 million characters, so please feel free to consume it.

——————This is the dividing line——————

"Sigh..."

In the exquisitely luxurious bedroom with carved beams and painted rafters, Su Chen lay listlessly on a priceless soft bed made of Thousand-Year Silkworm Silk, sighing like a salted fish for the 108th time while facing the bright sunlight outside the window.

Two slender Maids were carefully preparing refreshments for him in the distance. Seeing this, they couldn't help but whisper to each other.

"His Highness the Divine Son is unhappy again today. Is it because the Seventh Elder came to urge him about going to the Yaochi Holy Land again?"

"Most likely. Alas, our Divine Son is good in every way, except he's too unmotivated, spending all day indulging in pleasure..."

"Shh! Keep it down! The Divine Son is a heaven-blessed genius; he merely disdains to Cultivate. We must not gossip!"

Listening to the Maids' discussion, a faint, almost imperceptible arc curved at the corner of Su Chen's mouth.

Unmotivated? Indulging in pleasure?

This is exactly the effect I wanted.

He had experienced Transmigration, arriving in this Xuanhuan world eighteen years ago, becoming the Divine Son of the long-lived Su Family.

A perfect starting hand, handsome beyond compare, with talent hailed by the Su Family as the greatest in all ages.

But the problem was, he was a Transmigrator who had read the original novel.

In this book titled "Dominating the Immortal Path," he, Su Chen, was nothing more than an ultimate tool character who fed experience, a Fiancée, and the Family's Luck to the protagonist, a tragic major villain who wouldn't survive past chapter three hundred.

It was only because he was too perfect, so perfect that he became the most glaring stepping stone on the protagonist's path to counterattack.

What was even more fatal was that he was bound by three marriage contracts: one with the Saintess of the Yaochi Holy Land, one with the Demoness of the Nine Nether Demonic Cult, and one with the Empress of the Great Xia Divine Dynasty.

These three were the most important female protagonists of the original book.

He was the mountain that lay across the path between the Long Aotian protagonist and his harem, a mountain that absolutely had to be pushed down.

The ending was predictable: struck down by the protagonist's various Intelligence-Reducing Auras, he would ultimately meet his demise, and the Su Family would almost suffer irreparable decline because of him.

"What kind of situation is this..." Su Chen rolled over, burying his face, which was handsome enough to incite public outrage, into the soft pillow. "I don't want to be the villain, and I certainly don't want to die young. With my status as the Divine Son of the Su Family, wouldn't living comfortably as a pleasure-seeking dandy be better than fighting the protagonist to the death?"

Therefore, for the past eighteen years, he had tried his best to hide his talent, cultivating an image of mediocrity and love for leisure on the surface.

His background was solid enough; as long as he didn't actively court death, no one could touch him.

[Ding! Detected that the host has reached the age of eighteen, the age of adulthood, and the heart of laziness is as firm as rock, meeting the System activation conditions.]

[Diary Godhood System binding in progress... 10%... 50%... 100%!]

[Binding successful!]

An icy mechanical voice exploded in Su Chen's mind.

A System?

Su Chen abruptly sprang up from the bed, his eyes blazing with unprecedented brilliance.

Eighteen years! Do you know how I've spent these eighteen years! My Golden Finger has finally arrived!

"System, what are your functions? Let's get this straight first: if you give me dangerous missions like conquering the world or slapping the protagonist's face, I won't do them!" Su Chen cautiously asked in his mind.

[This System is the 'Diary Godhood System.' The host gains rewards daily by writing a diary.]

[Diary requirements: minimum word count of 200, content is unrestricted, but the more the content aligns with 'reality' (such as accurate predictions of future developments, revealing hidden secrets of characters, etc.), the more generous the rewards will be.]

Just writing a diary?

Su Chen was first stunned, then ecstatic.

Isn't this tailor-made for me, a Spoiler Enthusiast?

Is there any System more suitable for Loafing Around than this?

My grand ideal of 'becoming invincible through loafing before emerging' is about to take its first historical step today!

Su Chen immediately dismissed the Maids, locked the door behind him, set up a Sound-Insulating Barrier, and then took out a beast-skin diary with a gorgeous cover and a Rune Pen from his Storage Ring.

He cleared his throat, gathered his complaining emotions, and began writing furiously.

[Year X, Month X, Day X, Weather Sunny, but my mood is overcast.]

【Today is a bit annoying. This afternoon, that Seventh Elder from the Su Family came to me again to lecture me, constantly urging me to go to the Yaochi Holy Land, saying it's time for me to meet my Fiancée. I'm truly sick of this Old Matchmaker; at his age, he should be focusing on secluded Cultivation for a Breakthrough, but instead, he acts like a KPI-obsessed maniac, constantly monitoring my marriage prospects. If it weren't for the fact that he's from my grandfather's generation, I really would slap him against the wall so hard he couldn't be dug out.】

【Alas, in the end, I am just too kind. I am this powerful, yet I have to pretend to be weak, enduring the judgmental looks of others calling me 'useless wood that cannot be carved' every day. Who can understand this kind of suffering? I just want to keep a low profile, why is it so difficult?】

Writing this, Su Chen couldn't help but laugh; he had perfectly captured that narcissistic and humblebragging tone.

He paused his writing, a mischievous smile playing on his lips, and continued.

【Speaking of which, my few cheap Fiancées are all trouble, but unfortunately, their brains don't seem to be working very well.】

【Take the Yaochi Saintess, Ling Qingzhu, for example. She is truly stunning, emanating an ethereal Immortal Qi, especially those legs—so long and straight, it's a waste if she doesn't use them to pull a rickshaw. But as a person, she's just a 'silly, white, sweet' type. In a few days, when she goes to the Tianyuan Secret Realm, she'll be tricked by a hypocrite named Qin Feng. That guy talks about benevolence and morality, but his heart is full of filth. He'll fool her completely, resulting in her Opportunity being snatched away and almost losing her virtue. She's a classic example of having big breasts but no brains, a waste of that cold, aloof face.】

【And that Demoness Liu Ruyan from the Nine Nether Demonic Cult is purely a beautiful lunatic. She shouts about killing and fighting every day, thinking she controls everything, but in the end, she's just used as a pawn against the Righteous Path, ending up with her Divine Soul destroyed. How tragic and lamentable.】

【The most ridiculous is the Great Xia Empress Ji Hongxue. She looks overwhelmingly powerful, but she's actually the ultimate tsundere. She clearly wants a man who can stand beside her, yet she maintains a disdainful expression that 'all men under heaven are trash.' In the end, for the sake of the common people, she actually burns herself to Seal the world-ending Devil Head. She's stupid to a moving degree.】

【Forget it, I don't want to think about these upsetting women anymore. I should focus on my own matters.】

【According to the script in my book, 'Dominating the Immortal Path,' tonight at midnight, an assassin organization called the 'Black Fiend Tower' will come to deliver a head. It is said that one of my rivals is jealous of my handsome looks and hired assassins to kill me, hoping I die within the Family, making it look like a case of Qi Deviation during Cultivation.】

【The methods are quite low-level; the assassin they sent is just a small fry at the Saint Realm.】

【Sigh, I really can't be bothered to move. If I kill him, I still have to deal with the corpse. What if it exposes the strength I've hidden for years and ruins my plan to just laze around? If I don't kill him, what if he messes up and actually injures my 'fragile' body? My face is Precious, you know.】

【I hope he's sensible and just gets lost. I just want to sleep soundly.】

After writing the last sentence, Su Chen satisfiedly closed the diary.

The word count is sufficient, I have spoilers, and I have complaints. The reward shouldn't be bad.

【Ding! Today's diary entry is complete. Detected extremely high 'truthfulness' in the content. Beginning reward settlement...】

【Congratulations to the Host for receiving the Beginner Gift Pack: Great Dao Cultivation Infusion (Directly to the first layer of the Saint Realm)!】

Rumble!

A vast and boundless energy, like a galaxy pouring backward, materialized out of thin air and instantly flooded Su Chen's limbs, bones, and meridians!

His aura began to surge wildly!

From the Divine Soul Realm, he broke through the barriers of the Dao Palace, Four Extremes, Dragon Transformation, and Celestial Platform—layer after layer of Realm barriers shattered like paper. Finally, a terrifying pressure, capable of making words become reality and commanding a region of heaven and earth, formed within his body, settling firmly at the first layer of the Saint Realm!

Su Chen slowly clenched his fist, feeling the terrifying power surging like a river within him, capable of smashing stars with one punch. He was so excited he almost shouted aloud.

This is the power of the Saint Realm? Capable of shattering mountains and changing the color of heaven and earth with a mere flick of a finger!

So awesome! After being lazy for eighteen years, I'm taking off in one go!

"System, you are truly my Reborn Parents!"

Su Chen contentedly put the diary away solemnly, lay back down on the bed, preparing to enjoy a good sleep, and perhaps wait for that 'thoughtful' assassin to come deliver warmth.

He didn't know.

The moment he closed the diary, three faint rays of light imbued with the Power of Karma quietly flew out from the book, ignoring the layers of protective arrays of the Su Family, tearing through the Void, and instantly appearing in three distinctly different locations.

At the peak of Saintess Peak in the Yaochi Holy Land, shrouded in mist and covered in ice and snow.

Before the White Bone Throne of the Nine Nether Demonic Cult, where piles of bones and demonic Qi lingered ominously.

And within the magnificent and solemn Imperial Study of the Great Xia Divine Dynasty.

An exact replica of Su Chen's diary quietly materialized in front of those three peerlessly beautiful women.