450: Chapter 450 The Most Tragic Divine Child in History! Face-Breaking Drift!
The entire scene was deathly silent.
The remnant Buddha Power from that earth-shattering strike still drifted in the air in thin wisps.
Thunder Shatterer's subordinates, who were originally full of Killing Intent, had all turned into statues, frozen in place, not even daring to breathe.
Everyone's gaze was fixed dead on the figure lying face down, head completely rammed into the mud.
That was a Quasi-Emperor!
A powerful Quasi-Emperor who could dominate a region!
Now, he was like a bag of trash discarded at will, "physically transcended" by a single strike from the little monk with the funny drawn-on eyebrows.
The entire process was shockingly concise, ridiculously efficient, and even carried a black humor that made one's spine chill.
"Not bad."
"Efficient. I'll give you a chicken leg when we get back."
Su Chen stretched and stood up from the luxurious recliner, casually dusting off the non-existent dust on his sleeves.
He didn't even bother looking at Thunder Shatterer, who was in critical condition and communicating intimately with Mother Earth.
As for the Cultivators from the Thunder Realm surrounding them, who were on the verge of wetting their pants, he treated them as if they were air.
His gaze leisurely landed on the Dragon Lizard King, which was also petrified.
This Dragon Lizard King was indeed a rare beast, its body as huge as a moving mountain, every pitch-black scale shimmering with a cold metallic light.
At this moment, its massive body was stiff, and its copper-bell-sized eyes clearly reflected Su Chen's handsome but emotionless face.
Fear, a trembling from the deepest part of its Soul.
Its master had been knocked away with a single strike.
It felt like a lost cub, and the man in front of it was ten thousand times more terrifying than any primordial Vicious Beast it had ever known.
"You belong to me from now on."
Su Chen's tone was as flat as if he were buying groceries on the roadside.
"Wages paid daily; don't even think about benefits."
The Dragon Lizard King understood human nature. Upon hearing this, its mountain-like body shivered violently, and a dull, threatening low growl issued from the depths of its throat.
As one of the overlords of this forest, its innate pride, and the little remaining "loyalty" to its former master, made it instinctively want to resist.
"Oh? Not willing?"
Su Chen's lips curled into an arc, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.
"It seems you want to communicate with the one on the ground about what it feels like to have your head cracked open."
He didn't waste any more words.
He casually fished out a warm, jade-like small bottle from his Storage Ring and tapped the mouth of the bottle with his fingertip.
A Medicinal Pill the size of a dragon's eye, with golden Imperial-grade divine patterns flowing on its surface, rolled into his palm.
The moment the Medicinal Pill appeared, a rich, almost tangible medicinal fragrance exploded!
The vegetation within a radius of a hundred miles actually began to sprout and grow at a speed visible to the naked eye under the nourishment of this medicinal fragrance!
Emperor-grade Bloodline Pill!
The Dragon Lizard King, which had intended to "rather die than submit" a second ago, widened its giant eyes until they were rounder than a copper pot.
It stared fixedly at the Medicinal Pill in Su Chen's hand, drool uncontrollably flooding out like a waterfall, splashing onto the muddy ground, even washing away the blood scent in the air with this domineering medicinal fragrance.
[Heh, loyalty?]
[In the face of absolute benefits, what is dignity worth in terms of Spirit Stone?]
[Look at those longing little eyes; it's almost begging me to be its daddy.]
Su Chen's internal monologue was scrolling rapidly, but his face remained the indifferent expression exclusive to the Divine Son.
He flicked his finger.
The Medicinal Pill drew an arc full of "money power" and flew with pinpoint accuracy into the Dragon Lizard King's gaping maw.
"Gulp!"
The Dragon Lizard King didn't even dare to savor the taste and swallowed it whole.
The next moment, a boom!
A thunderous rumble erupted inside the Dragon Lizard King, and its jet-black scales began to shed piece by piece, faintly emitting a noble purple-gold luster.
An unprecedented feeling of comfort spread throughout its body, and it trembled all over with pleasure.
The threatening low growl in its throat instantly turned into a fawning, puppy-like whimper.
It submissively lowered its proud head and affectionately rubbed its cheek, which still carried a trace of purple-gold luster, against Su Chen's boot.
Former master?
Who is Thunder Shatterer?
Which unlucky passerby is that?
We really aren't familiar!
"Done."
Su Chen patted the Dragon Lizard King's big head with satisfaction, then turned his gaze to Jian Buping, who was holding the starfall sword and watching with great interest.
"Hey, you, stop playing dead on the ground; don't waste resources."
"Go find a sturdy rope and tie him to the bumper of the new car for me."
"By the way, remind him that he is about to experience the 'immersive all-terrain face-braking drift' service personally designed by This Divine Son."
Jian Buping's eyes lit up, he chuckled, and rubbed his hands as he pulled a bundle of golden [Immortal-Binding Rope] from his Storage Pouch.
His movements were so skilled it was heartbreaking.
In a flash, he tied up the unconscious Thunder Shatterer tightly, and finally hung him on the tip of the Dragon Lizard King's bone-spiked tail like a piece of dried salted fish.
Su Chen nodded, preparing to board.
But just as he lifted his foot, he frowned again.
He swept a look of extreme disgust at the Dragon Lizard King's rough, mud-stained, iron-hard back.
"This suspension System is too bad. If I sit on it, won't it shake my butt into eight pieces?"
His gaze, like a searchlight, instantly locked onto Qian Duoduo, who was hiding behind the crowd, trying to shrink himself into a ball.
Qian Duoduo's fat trembled, and a familiar feeling of fear instantly swept over his entire body.
"Boss Qian, don't hide; the fat on your belly has already betrayed you."
Su Chen smiled like an old fox.
"I heard that your heirloom [Ten-Thousand-Year Golden Silk Soft Armor] is woven from Far North Heavenly Silkworm silk, warm in winter and cool in summer, and even comes with a vibration massage function?"
Qian Duoduo's fat face instantly collapsed, looking worse than if his own father had died, his features scrunched together.
"Boss... that... that's my lifeline! It's my last line of defense!"
He cried, desperately protecting his chest, looking exactly like a young maiden about to be bullied by a villain.
"Yes, I know it's a lifeline."
Su Chen's tone was terrifyingly gentle.
"So, now it's my seat cushion."
"Don't talk nonsense, take it off."
"Do you want to do it yourself, or should I have Jian Buping 'cut' it off for you?"
Under Su Chen's "kind" gaze, Qian Duoduo sobbed and, with a tragic posture, untied his robe in public.
A shimmering, treasure-radiating soft armor appeared before everyone's eyes.
Because the soft armor had been worn for too long, when it was taken off, the layers of fat rolled like waves, a scene that was once very spectacular.
Qian Duoduo, with tears in his eyes, used his trembling hands to lay his "lifeline" on the Dragon Lizard King's back.
Su Chen finally lay down with satisfaction, twisted his waist to find the most comfortable position, covered himself with a silk quilt, picked up the Dao-Enlightenment Tea, and lightly spat out two words:
"Drive."
"Roar—!"
To show its value to the new boss, the Dragon Lizard King let out an earth-shattering roar!
Its four millstone-sized giant feet exerted force, and the speed of the Peak Great Saint Realm fully exploded!
Its massive body turned into a black-purple afterimage, carving a long air wave through this primitive forest!
And at the same moment it started...
"Screech—!!!!"
An extremely sharp, bone-grating friction sound exploded from the rear of the vehicle!
Thunder Shatterer, tied to the tail, was instantly pulled straight.
His face had a spark-filled, zero-distance "intimate contact" with the rough mud, thorny vines, and sharp gravel!
"Ah—! Ahhhhh—!!!"
Extreme pain forcibly woke Thunder Shatterer from his deep unconsciousness.
He wanted to struggle, but his spiritual power was locked by the Immortal-Binding Rope.
He wanted to scream, but his mouth was filled with mud and sand.
He could only clearly feel his facial skin being ground back and forth by a thousand files at supersonic speed!
"Kill... kill me! Su Chen! If you have the guts... then kill me!!!"
The shrill, distorted scream left a long echo in the gloomy primeval forest, startling countless birds and beasts.
On the back of the Dragon Lizard King, Hua Nongying covered her mouth, her fox eyes filled with extremely complex emotions.
Hua Yingxue beside her subconsciously touched her own smooth face, feeling a chill.
They looked at the young man in white, lying on the "golden soft armor cushion," closing his eyes to taste tea, and even nodding slightly, as if commenting on how "smoothly the car was driving."
A chill went straight up their spines to their scalps.
Is this the Divine Son of the Su Family?
This is no Divine Son.
This is clearly the general agent of the King of Hell walking on earth!
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