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413: Chapter 413 The charm spell failed!

"Benefactor Jian!"

Monk Monk Jiese was the first to react. With a cry of alarm, he rushed to Jian Buping's side in a few quick strides and scooped him up from the ground.

He checked his breath; fortunately, he was only knocked unconscious by that unreasonably overbearing force, not dead.

Monk Jiese breathed a sigh of relief, but when he looked back up at the Six-Armed Vajra, his gaze was so heavy it could drip water.

[Strong! Too strong! Pure physical strength—even the Laws are torn apart like paper!]

[If that palm struck this poor monk, even my Golden Body would be cracked!]

[Going head-to-head is seeking death; I can't let my emotions take over!]

Su Chen shook his head as he watched from behind.

[As expected, road rage met a tough nut. That bit of Sword Intent you have is too weak even for a massage.]

[But it's fine; lie there for a bit to cool down, lest you cause even bigger trouble later.]

Monk Monk Jiese's mind raced. He felt that in the face of such overwhelming power, brute force was the worst strategy.

He had to use wisdom!

He would use the supreme Buddhist Dharma he was so proud of to resolve this!

He handed the unconscious Jian Buping to Qian Duoduo nearby, took a deep breath, straightened his black monk robes adorned with rivets, pressed his palms together, and walked toward the Six-Armed Vajra with what he considered his most steady pace.

Seeing this, Su Chen's eyelids twitched violently.

[No way? Monk, you're going too? You don't actually plan to... use talk-no-jutsu to reform this iron block, do you?]

Sure enough, Monk Jiese looked up at the mountain-like giant figure, squeezing a smile of immense compassion onto his face.

"amitabha."

Monk Jiese's voice rang directly in the Six-Armed Vajra's mind: "This benefactor, this poor monk sees that your six arms stir the wind and you are exceptionally robust. At a glance, it's clear you possess natural Divine Power."

"However, violence cannot solve problems."

The Six-Armed Vajra's single giant eye twitched as he took a bit of interest, looking down at this tiny person with the ridiculous painted eyebrows.

"Oh? Then tell me, what can solve problems?"

Hearing a chance, Monk Jiese was overjoyed and quickly replied, "Love and peace, of course!"

[Pfft... My god, he really is! Talking about love and peace to a guy whose head is full of muscle? You'd be better off trying to see if you can chant him to death on the spot!]

In his heart, Su Chen had already begun a three-second moment of silence for the monk.

"This poor monk observes that your Evil Qi reaches the heavens. You must have committed too much slaughter in your daily life, leading to great troubles and heavy Karmic Obstructions in your heart!" Monk Jiese continued to advise earnestly.

"Why not put down the butcher's knife and follow this poor monk in chanting a passage of the Great Compassion Mantra to cleanse your clouded, pure soul? How about it?"

As he spoke, he actually prepared to sit cross-legged and start an altar ceremony on the spot.

"..."

The Six-Armed Vajra was stunned.

His muscle-filled brain's CPU fried on the spot.

He had dominated the Ascension Ancient Road for so many years and robbed countless ascenders from the Lower Realm.

Those who knelt for mercy, those who fought to the death, those who wet their pants from fear—what scene hadn't he seen?

But damn it, he really had never seen someone come up and want to drag him into chanting scriptures!

What kind of underworld operation was this?!

"Chant your head!"

After being frozen for a full three seconds, the Six-Armed Vajra finally reacted and flew into a rage on the spot!

What a humiliation!

This was the ultimate insult to the noble dignity of the Six-Armed Vajra Race!

He suddenly raised another arm, which transformed into a sky-blotting black cloud. Carrying the terrifying power to crush mountains, he slammed it down toward the little monk who was still blathering!

Boom!

A massive explosion!

The entire Reception Platform shook violently!

Monk Jiese didn't even have time to react; like a fly, he was 'splat' directly into the hard Divine Gold ground!

A crystal-clear human-shaped crater appeared before everyone.

[I knew it! Physical salvation is the most lethal. This monk truly got exactly what he asked for!] Su Chen covered his face helplessly.

"amitabha..." In the center of the crater, Monk Jiese, with only half his head showing, was still stubbornly muttering, "Benefactor... your strength is truly great... it seems your Karmic Obstruction is indeed very deep..."

After saying that, his head tilted to the side, and he gloriously fainted as well.

"..."

The entire area fell into a deathly silence.

Qian Duoduo, Yue Qinghan, Mei Xinnu, and the others turned pale at the sight of two people being flattened in a single encounter.

It was over; they were really going to be wiped out here today.

Just as everyone was falling into despair, Hua Nongying, who had been watching the show, finally moved.

She looked at this stubborn muscle-man before her, her seductive fox eyes narrowing slightly.

[If the hard way doesn't work, then try the soft way.]

[This old lady doesn't believe there's a male creature in this world who doesn't fall for my tricks!]

Seeing her posture, Su Chen's heart skipped a beat.

[Here it comes, the specialist is stepping up. But... Big Sister, look at this guy—one eye, six arms, such an explosive aesthetic—are you sure your charm technique works on this kind of creature?]

Hua Nongying took a deep breath, pushing the supreme charm technique of the Hehuan Sect to its limit.

She approached with a swaying water-snake waist, every step full of grace and natural allure, her entire body radiating lethal hormones.

She walked up to the Six-Armed Vajra and raised her face, which was covered by a Peach Blossom Fan Mask. Those expressive fox eyes instantly became watery and filled with a pitiful look.

Her voice was even more charming to the bone, soft and helpless.

"Dear warrior~" That voice was like a hook, drilling directly into one's Divine Soul. "Why be so crude?"

"We are just passing through. Look at how majestic and heroic you are, surely a great hero who stands tall. Why trouble us weak women who lack even the strength to truss a chicken?"

Combined with her world-toppling seductive manner, these words would have melted even a block of iron on the spot, let alone a man.

However... she had miscalculated.

The Six-Armed Vajra, after hearing this, didn't show the slightest bit of pity. Instead, his giant single eye erupted with even more greedy and tyrannical light.

He even stuck out his crimson tongue and licked his lips, a string of crystal-clear drool leaking from the corner of his mouth.

"Hehehe..." The Six-Armed Vajra let out a strange laugh like metal scraping metal. "Weak women? Weak women are good! The meat of weak women is tender enough!"

"Hehehe... Luck is really not bad today. Not only is there toll money, but three fine pieces of rations have delivered themselves to my door!"

"Boys! Perk up! Capture these three tender-skinned little lasses! Tonight, we feast!"

At his command, the group of bizarrely shaped aliens behind him instantly let out excited wolf howls, rubbing their hands as they surrounded them.

Their gazes were exactly like a pack of wolves that had been starving for three days and nights seeing three little lambs that had been stripped and washed clean.

The seductive smile on Hua Nongying's face froze on the spot.

The supreme charm technique she was so proud of... actually... failed?!

The opponent not only didn't fall for it but even treated them as... rations?!

A burning sense of shame and indignation rushed to her head, leaving her petrified on the spot.

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