218: A foolproof tool for effortless success! The legendary "Diamond Bracelet" from Journey to the West?

Divine Son Peak, Master Bedroom.

Su Chen snatched the diary, and the runic pen spun between his fingers.

The tip of the pen was full of spiritual energy, but it seemed to be dipped in his towering rage as it fell heavily.

An anonymous fire was stuck in his chest, and he had to vent it.

He felt that if he didn't vent it soon, he would be driven to explosion by those two women!

[Year X, Month X, Day Y, cloudless for ten thousand miles.]

[But my, Su Chen's, mood is like the overcast sky before a volcanic eruption, or like an extinct volcano that has been suppressed for ten thousand years and is about to erupt!]

[I've finally understood.]

[The most terrifying thing in this world is not some Outer-Domain Heavenly Demon, nor those mighty figures who eat people without spitting out the bones.]

[It's women!]

[And it's two women who go crazy without regard for their lives and pit people to death!]

[I just fucking want to be a salted fish quietly, why is it so hard?!]

[Life can't go on like this!]

[That crazy bitch Liu Ruyan! I just sent her away.]

[She turned around and made me a "Demon Lord Reserve Candidate"?]

[She even made up some love stories, a hundred and eight versions?]

[Is her brain caught in a door, or was she smoked stupid by Devilish Qi in the Yellow Springs Secret Realm?]

[This operation is simply pressing me to the ground and then repeatedly whipping me with a utility pole!]

[And "privately pledged their lives, in mutual agreement and affection"?]

[In mutual agreement and affection my ass!]

[I wish I could tie her up and use the Great Void Technique to throw her into the void turbulence, letting her feel what true "mutual agreement" means!]

[She's trying to roast me on a fire and then pour a bucket of oil on it to make me socially dead!]

[Now it's great, the entire Xuanyuan Continent knows that I, Su Chen, am a "Demon Lord Reserve Candidate."]

[How can I go out and pretend to be a pure young gentleman in the future?]

[How can I continue to slack off in the Family?]

[Next time I see her, I must "judge" her properly, let her know the height of the sky and the depth of the earth, and what "When the Saint is angry, corpses float for ten thousand miles" means!]

[And that woman Ji Hongxue!]

[Does she think I don't know?]

[Pulling me out as a shield and coming up with some fake news about "slaughtering a Heavenly Demon Clone."]

[I haven't even seen what a Heavenly Demon looks like, she's clearly trying to make me take the blame for her!]

[The dignified Great Xia Empress, only has this much scheming?]

[Even finding an excuse for herself is so perfunctory?]

[Doesn't she know that lying comes with a price?]

[One roasts me on the halo of the Righteous Path, and Liu Ruyan throws me into the oil pan of the Demonic Path to fry.]

[Who the fuck did I, Su Chen, provoke?]

[I just want to be a salted fish, lying flat quietly, why is it so hard?!]

Su Chen got angrier as he wrote.

The handwriting under his pen revealed a violent resentment.

He felt that the "indulging in pleasure and ignoring worldly affairs" salted fish persona he had painstakingly cultivated for eighteen years was smashed to pieces by these two unreliable women on this day!

Not even a speck left!

He slammed the runic pen onto the table, picked it up, and slammed it down again, several times.

It was as if he wanted to vent all the pent-up frustration in his heart on this poor runic pen.

"My innocence!" He let out a silent wail.

He wished he could catch those two women right now, give them thirty lashes each, and then plug their mouths so they could never turn over.

Now it's great, the entire Xuanyuan Continent knows he, Su Chen, is a "Demon Lord Reserve Candidate."

He even "mutually agreed" with a demonic sect enchantress and treated the Saintess as a "toy"!

What kind of thing is this?

How will he go out and mess around in the future?

How will he slack off in the Family?

His Divine Son Peak is probably going to become a check-in Holy Land for the gossip-eating masses of the entire continent!

Su Chen took a few deep breaths and forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart.

After all, as a professional "Destined Spoiler," he couldn't always be immersed in personal emotions.

For the sake of being able to continue being a salted fish steadily in the future, he still had to make plans for some things in advance.

[But then again, that Netherworld Heavenly Demon, just released from prison, must be very weak.]

[His rashly starting a full-scale war now is to test the strength of Great Xia and also to quickly replenish energy.]

[This old thing, does he really think this Xuanyuan Continent is a buffet in his own backyard?]

[His appetite is really not small!]

Su Chen's thoughts gradually calmed down, and he turned to analyze the situation.

As a "Destined Spoiler," he knew the ins and outs of this conspiracy and also understood the importance of this "Heavenly Dao script."

[This Old Devil won't spread out fully at the beginning, that would be too easy to expose.]

[He will concentrate his forces to attack places where the Great Xia Divine Dynasty's defense is weak and the population is dense, such as Tianfeng City on the southwest border.]

[It's a plain there, easy to attack and hard to defend, and with a large population, it's the perfect place for him to blood-sacrifice all living beings and recover his power.]

[This Old Devil's calculation is really loud, but unfortunately, your every move has already been seen by me.]

[So, if that woman Ji Hongxue really wants to win this war, she can't just stick to the border.]

[She should secretly mobilize heavy troops and set up a dragnet in Tianfeng City.]

[Anyway, she already knew the Heavenly Demon's plan through the diary before, so as long as she follows the steps now, she can win a beautiful battle.]

Su Chen paused his pen, and the corner of his mouth curled into a playful arc that only he could see.

It was a pleasure of controlling the overall situation and a ruthless arrangement of "tools."

[Then use the Great Xia Divine Dynasty's unique "Ten Directions Annihilation Formation" Emperor Formation to set an ambush and wait for the Heavenly Demon to walk into the trap.]

[That's an Emperor Formation! Once activated, even a Great Emperor would lose a layer of skin.]

[At that time, not to mention the heavy losses of the Jiuli Demonic Army, that Netherworld Heavenly Demon will probably also suffer a big loss.]

[Let him know that this Xuanyuan Continent is not a vegetable market where he can come and go as he pleases!]

Su Chen felt secretly refreshed, as if he had already seen the wretched appearance of the Heavenly Demon being defeated.

After writing these, Su Chen breathed a long sigh of relief, and most of the depression in his heart dissipated.

Anyway, that woman Ji Hongxue will read the diary herself and follow it.

All he needs to do is move his pen and then wait for the rewards to arrive.

[Alas, what do these troublesome things have to do with me?]

[I'm just an ordinary Saint, I just want to be a salted fish quietly on my Divine Son Peak, is that wrong?]

He just closed the diary.

[Ding! The diary is completed. It is detected that the content involves major future trends, the details are extremely precise, and the authenticity is very high. Starting to settle the rewards...]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a special reward: the growable Magic Treasure "vajra bracelet"!]

[vajra bracelet: Currently at the great sage weapon level. This bracelet has infinite growth potential, can actively collect enemy Magic Treasures lower than the vajra bracelet's own Rank, and refine and devour them to enhance its own grade and power. It is an essential tool for home travel, robbery, and punishing disobedient women!]

Su Chen's eyes widened instantly, and his mouth opened wide enough to fit an egg.

He stared blankly at the System prompt, his head buzzing.

[Holy shit?! vajra bracelet?! And it's growable?!]

He suddenly jumped up from the bed and walked around the room several times in excitement.

He felt his heart was about to jump out of his throat!

[Isn't this the supreme treasure from Journey to the West that can collect everything and swallow divine weapons?]

[I actually got it for free?!]

[And it can be upgraded infinitely!]

[Doesn't this mean that as long as I encounter enough enemies and their weapons are good enough, my vajra bracelet can keep upgrading and eventually become an invincible existence?!]

[In the future, when I encounter those Saints and Saintesses, regardless of their sweeping Sword Qi or towering demonic flames.]

[I'll just "swish" and take away all their Lifebound Treasures! Let's see how arrogant they can still be!]

[This is simply a life-saving Divine Artifact tailored for a "salted fish" like me!]

[In the future, even if I encounter those two women, I can take away their treasures and let them know what "behave yourself" means!]

Su Chen was so happy he couldn't close his mouth, feeling that his life had reached its Peak.

With this thing, in the future, when he encounters enemies he can't beat, he can just take away their weapons and see how arrogant they can still be!

[Hahahaha, System, you really are my dear father!]

As he spoke, he couldn't help but touch his slightly aching kidney.

He felt that this bit of "sacrifice" was simply too worth it.

Just as Su Chen was immersed in joy and imagining the countless wonderful uses of the vajra bracelet hour.

Two rays of Karma light, invisible to the naked eye, quietly flew out of the diary.

They tore through the Void Realm, one shot towards Saintess Liu Ruyan far away in the Nine Nether Demon Domain, and the other went straight to Great Xia Empress Ji Hongxue, who was about to set off for the Su Family.