464: Chapter 464 Wang Fugui's Ultimate Blame-Shifting: Daughter, from now on he's your father!

Su Chen's brain completely crashed.

He stared blankly down at the cheap daughter who was death-gripping his thigh with a face full of "please feed me."

On that eternally unchanging salted fish face, only daze, stagnation, and the three philosophical questions of "Who am I?", "Where am I?", and "What am I doing?" remained.

Daddy?

Hungry hungry?

Foodie foodie?

This... what the hell kind of plot is this?!

How did a daughter just appear out of thin air?!

And she even popped out of a coffin?! This isn't cultivation! This is more Xuanhuan than quantum mechanics!

Su Chen felt as if his worldview was being pinned to the ground by an invisible giant hand and rubbed back and forth with 800-grit sandpaper until not even a speck of dust remained!

The teammates behind him were also like they had been hit by a Freezing Curse; their jaws dropped to the floor as they watched this scene that defied all cognition with faces full of horror.

"Bo... Boss... has a daughter?" Jian Buping's hand holding the emperor weapon trembled. He tried to use the supreme principles of the Dao of the Sword to analyze the situation, only to find his Sword Heart was becoming as tangled as a ball of yarn.

"When did this happen? Why didn't we know?"

"amitabha," the painted-on vertical angry eyebrows of Monk Monk Jiese twitched violently.

"Could this be... the cause of a past life, the fruit of this life? But this Karma... is a bit too big, isn't it? It's bigger than This Little Monk's bulging muscles!"

"Could it be a romantic debt Young Master accidentally left behind when he was in the Lower Realm?" The beautiful eyes of Hua Nongying and the others widened, and a ten-thousand-word melodramatic drama of love and hate instantly raced through their minds. "But the age doesn't match up!"

The entire scene instantly fell into a silence that was eerie to the extreme.

Just as everyone's CPUs were overloading from this "sudden fatherhood" plot twist, that sleazy voice that had previously echoed in the "Debt Repayment Center" resounded once again from above the dilapidated ruins!

A phantom of a shifty-eyed old geezer, condensed from pure energy, slowly emerged.

It was none other than the Deadbeat Emperor who had swindled countless Prodigies, Rich Blockhead!

He looked at Su Chen, who had already been latched onto by his own daughter, and a brilliant smile of "the scheme succeeded" blossomed on his wretched face.

"Congratulations to this Fellow Daoist! Best wishes to this Fellow Daoist!"

Rich Blockhead's schadenfreude-filled voice echoed through the ruins, even coming with its own built-in surround sound effect.

"From this day forth, you are my, Rich Blockhead's, son-in-law!"

Hearing this, the corners of Su Chen's mouth twitched frantically.

His thousand-year unchanging salted fish face finally turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

[Son-in-law?]

[Screw you, you old fraud, you're taking advantage of me, aren't you?!]

[She's clearly calling me daddy!]

[According to seniority, I should damn well be your father! Thanks a lot for nothing!]

Su Chen vented furiously in his mind.

However, Rich Blockhead's next sentence caused the expression on his face to freeze completely.

"Oh, look at my memory, I said it wrong."

Rich Blockhead slapped his forehead, his smile becoming even sleazier.

"Not a son-in-law, but the ultimate fall guy!"

"Congratulations, Fellow Daoist, for successfully taking over the Wang family's most precious 'heirloom' from this old man's hands!"

Rich Blockhead pointed at the young girl who was still clinging to Su Chen's leg, a look of immense "pride" appearing on his face.

"This is my daughter, 'Wang Baobao'. She possesses the one-and-only 'Taotie Gold-Swallowing Physique' of all eternity. She is a peerless... money-loser!"

"Because she's simply too much of a glutton, I've gone bankrupt and can no longer afford to raise her. Thus, I could only resort to this inferior tactic and temporarily pawn her here."

As Rich Blockhead said this, he squeezed out a trace of a helpless, bitter smile. His acting was so good that if the Oscars saw it, they would have to give him a Lifetime Achievement Award overnight.

"Fellow Daoist, you must take good care of her."

"She has no other hobbies; she just likes to eat."

"The things she eats are also simple."

"In a day, she only eats about three million... Top-Grade Spirit Stones, and that's about it."

Rich Blockhead spoke nonchalantly, as if he were saying he had eaten three bowls of rice today.

But these words fell into the ears of everyone present like ten thousand divine thunders exploding overhead!

"Wha... what the hell?!"

Qian Duoduo was the first to scream, his voice so shrill it could shatter eardrums on the spot!

His small eyes bulged wider than copper bells!

"Three million a day?! And Top-Grade Spirit Stones?!"

"Why the hell don't you just go rob someone instead!"

Qian Duoduo's voice was filled with heart-wrenching disbelief!

He subconsciously pulled out his Golden Abacus, his fingers moving so fast they left afterimages.

"Three million a day, ninety million a month, in a year that's... one billion, ninety-five million! Oh, my dear mother and grandmother!"

After calculating this number, Qian Duoduo's eyes rolled back, his body twitched violently, and he foamed at the mouth, feeling as if he were about to have a myocardial infarction and die on the spot.

"How the hell is this raising a daughter! This is clearly raising a humanoid gold-devouring behemoth! Our four hundred million won't even last half a year!"

Hearing this, Rich Blockhead glanced contemptuously at Qian Duoduo, who was about to pass out.

"Robbing? Does robbing bring in money as fast as this? Your perspective is too small, you lack vision."

Then, he ignored Qian Duoduo rolling on the ground and locked his gaze back onto Su Chen, whose face was as black as a pot's bottom.

Fearing Su Chen might back out, he spoke as fast as a Gatling gun, continuing to add:

"Oh, right, there's one more thing I forgot to mention."

"My daughter has a bit of a bad temper."

"If you let her go hungry, even if it's just one Spirit Stone short, she will cry."

"When she cries, it's nothing major."

"It just attracts a Heavenly Tribulation, that's all."

At this point, a flash of purple lightning flickered in the eyes of Rich Blockhead's phantom, and the sky above darkened inexplicably as a dull roll of thunder echoed!

"Zixiao Divine Lightning, Nine Heavens Profound Lightning, Capital Heaven Divine Thunder... anyway, it's all kinds of lightning models, striking in various patterns."

"It'll keep striking until she's full. As for the power..."

"You figure it out for yourself."

By the time Rich Blockhead said this, the sleazy smile on his face had reached its peak intensity.

"Alright, everything that needed to be explained has been explained."

"From now on, she's yours! Congratulations, New Daddy!"

"Goodbye! Oh no, let's make it 'never see you again'! I wish you deep father-daughter affection, and may we never meet again!"

With that, Rich Blockhead's wretched phantom popped like a punctured soap bubble.

*Pop!*

He vanished on the spot, gone in a second!

Not even a trace was left, for fear that Su Chen would react and drag him out of the Void Realm to beat him to death!