159: Hu Bu Shi Lang is really perverted

Gao Xiaofan chose the second mission.

While being a fan-pampering Streamer was good since he'd never lose followers, that damn role required him to be completely submissive to his fans.

What if a fan asked him to fish at Tongzhen Reservoir for a month next time? What if they asked him to do Lure Fishing with one hand and reel with his mouth?

At the thought of this, Gao Xiaofan, who had his eyes closed, couldn't help but shudder. He didn't notice that Li Yuer, on the fishing platform, was turning her head to look at him with a strange expression.

After careful consideration, Gao Xiaofan resolutely chose the second mission, the reward mission: 'my livestream, my rules.'

Although it felt pretty useless, what if it came in handy?

His fame was growing. Today he encountered a silly group like the Independent Regiment; next time, he might run into some anti-fans who just didn't like him.

Gao Xiaofan nodded with a satisfied look. When he opened his eyes, he saw Li Yuer looking at him with a peculiar expression.

“Brother Xiaofan, don't stand behind me. I'm scared~”

Gao Xiaofan was full of question marks. ???

Li Yuer looked at the phone camera on the tripod, hesitating to speak.

“It's okay, don't be afraid. Just say it!”

Gao Xiaofan patted his chest, speaking with righteous conviction.

“I always feel like you're doing something bad behind me...” Li Yuer stared at Gao Xiaofan cautiously. Seeing his confused look, she shouted.

“Hu Bu Shi Lang said it! You men all like to 'edit content'!”

Gao Xiaofan was shocked and completely stunned. Was this something that could be said in a livestream room?!

When he snapped back to reality and looked at the screen, the bullet chat was scrolling rapidly like a waterfall.

“Holy crap!!! I'm shocked! Brother Wo Zi is actually that kind of person!”

“A young girl looks behind her in terror; suspected pervert on the loose...”

“Good grief, so that dog of a moderator Hu Bu Shi Lang is that kind of person!!!”

“Brother Wo Zi is too good at this. Keywords: editing content, the wild, young girl~”

Gao Xiaofan stood there with dark lines on his face, his brain failing to process for a moment.

What the hell does what Hu Bu Shi Lang said have to do with me, Gao Xiaofan?

Besides, what does editing content have to do with me? I'm standing on the shore, far away from you!

Do you think I'm an anti-aircraft gun?!

Gao Xiaofan quickly moved the livestream room camera over to Qiu Gu, filming him intensely to change the subject.

It took a while for the livestream room to slowly return to normal. Gao Xiaofan breathed a sigh of relief.

Looking at Li Yuer's back, he was so annoyed his teeth itched.

The afternoon passed quickly. Long-term livestreaming had drained three power banks. Gao Xiaofan and Li Yuer took turns fishing and interacting.

In the evening, the fish suddenly became aggressive, biting one after another. Gao Xiaofan quickly gave his spot to Li Yuer.

Having only one hand was inconvenient. To complete the mission perfectly, Gao Xiaofan was racking his brains.

There had to be enough fish. The fans said they wanted to sell them for 50 yuan. If there were only a few, how could they sell them?

After 5 PM, in just half an hour, they caught as many fish as they had all day—13 Bream.

Adding the few from the afternoon, they had exactly 20 fish. Some were large, some small, totaling about thirteen catties.

Li Yuer also started packing up her rods. She knew about the fish-selling punishment from the livestream room. They had to leave quickly, or it would be hard to sell them once it got dark.

Qiu Gu had already packed everything up, pouring the fish from the keepnet into the live fish box.

Gao Xiaofan was using Qiu Gu's phone to contact the members of the Independent Regiment. Since he was livestreaming, the contact info they added earlier was Qiu Gu's.

After the three of them moved the gear to the car, the four burly men from the Independent Regiment also drove up in their Prado, grumbling.

“I told you that place was no good, but you insisted on arguing. Now the rod is broken.”

“Are you annoying or what? If you keep nagging, I'm not driving. I'm a damn novice!”

“Oh, look at you, acting like being a novice makes you right!”

“I'm gonna kill you guys!”

Seeing Gao Xiaofan and the others watching them, the four of them finally quieted down.

“Let's go, let's go. Time to sell the fish~”

Gao Xiaofan called out and scurried into the passenger seat. Qiu Gu also jogged to the driver's seat, started the car, and slowly turned around.

The Independent Regiment also understood what the so-called selling fish was about. The whole car laughed as they slowly followed behind the little wuling.

Gao Xiaofan tossed the phone to Li Yuer and began to ponder while looking at the scenery outside the window.

Creating Hype... but he was clearly so pure. He was worst at Creating Hype and such things~

“Once we leave the Fu River area and go a few more kilometers, we'll start the mission~”

Hearing Gao Xiaofan's words, Qiu Gu nodded and floored the gas. The little wuling sputtered and surged forward.

After driving for about twenty minutes, Gao Xiaofan slowly called for the car to stop. Once it was steady, he pushed the door open and got out.

Qiu Gu also turned off the engine and followed. Li Yuer in the back seat couldn't wait; she held the Gimbal and squatted by the roadside.

Gao Xiaofan went to the Wuling's trunk, opened the door, and lifted out the live fish box. He checked it by the light of the setting sun; the fish were still lively. Good.

“Brother Wo Zi, are you selling here? There's hardly anyone around.”

After the Prado behind them stopped, the Independent Regiment guys got out and asked curiously, looking around.

“Brother Xiaofan, how about we find a residential area entrance to sell them?”

Li Yuer stood aside holding the Gimbal, offering a concerned suggestion.

On the phone screen, the audience in the livestream room was dying of laughter.

“Hehehe, the hype-creating Brother Wo Zi has finally met his match~”

“Quack quack, we finally found the reason why Brother Wo Zi doesn't do live commerce—it's because he has no business sense~”

“Thinking about Brother Wo Zi having to squat on the street for hours in the cold wind to sell fish, I really feel bad for Sister Yuer~”

Gao Xiaofan ignored them. At this moment, his mind was filled with finishing the mission quickly!

Under their puzzled gazes, he picked up the live fish box and strode toward a tobacco and liquor store by the road.

They were all dazed. Before they could react, Qiu Gu stepped forward, took the Gimbal from Li Yuer's hand, and followed him.

Once Qiu Gu caught up, the camera showed Gao Xiaofan in the shop, smiling and talking to a middle-aged man behind the counter.

“Pure wild fish from the Fu River, just caught. Have a look!”

As Qiu Gu leaned in, the middle-aged man came out from behind the counter with interest, looking into the live fish box.

“Five packs of Yunyan will do—the 10-yuan Purple Yun.”

Li Yuer and the Independent Regiment guys, who had followed him in, couldn't process Gao Xiaofan's words as they entered the shop.

Good grief, weren't they selling fish? Why was he trading them for stuff?

The middle-aged man, who was likely the shop owner, was stunned by Gao Xiaofan's words. Then, under the shocked eyes of the livestream fans, he grabbed the live fish box and ran toward the back of the building!