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46: The best at creating funny stories

Mi Mi wiped her forehead and stepped into Gao Xiaofan's room. Having waited outside for a while, she already had beads of sweat on her body.

As soon as she entered the room, she was slightly surprised to see a quilt spread out on the floor.

Gao Xiaofan and Mi Mi sat down on the sofa, and Mi Mi couldn't help but glance at the air conditioner.

Isn't this guy hot? Why hasn't he turned on the air conditioner?

Gao Xiaofan saw Mi Mi looking at the air conditioner across from him, and his toes curled up in embarrassment. He quickly said:

"The air conditioner in my room is broken, sorry about that. What did you need me for?"

Mi Mi fanned herself with her hand and said softly:

"Xiaofan, did you come to the Program Production Crew early?"

Gao Xiaofan nodded, waiting for her to continue.

"Then do you know the main storyline for the Program Production Crew's live broadcast?"

Mi Mi blinked her large eyes and asked curiously.

Gao Xiaofan scratched his head in confusion.

"I don't think so. I've been there for a few days, and I haven't heard anyone mention it."

Hearing Gao Xiaofan's words, a hint of disappointment flashed in Mi Mi's eyes. Ever since she arrived at the Program Production Crew, she felt completely confused. The live broadcast was the day after tomorrow, yet the Program Production Crew still hadn't specified what they were supposed to do on the show.

As the boss of Agency, she naturally had many things to consider. She had thought Gao Xiaofan might know something, which was why she came to ask, but he didn't know either. This inevitably made her feel annoyed, and coupled with the stuffy heat inside the room, she felt like she couldn't breathe.

Getting hotter and hotter, Mi Mi directly took off her sports jacket. She still had a few things she wanted to ask.

Gao Xiaofan watched Mi Mi, who had suddenly started taking off her jacket, and couldn't help but swallow.

The sports vest tightly hugged her Twin Peaks, and her full breasts trembled violently due to the action of taking off her jacket.

"nine-turn continuous daily mission, triggering the fifth mission: Please close the curtains within ten seconds. Prolonged exposure to the sun will make the room temperature even higher."

Gao Xiaofan quickly jumped up after hearing this and pulled the curtains shut with a whoosh.

Mi Mi was stunned by Gao Xiaofan's action, holding the jacket she had just taken off, unsure what to do.

"Oh, oh, the sun is too strong right now. I saw you were hot, so I figured I'd close the curtains."

Gao Xiaofan quickly explained, seeing Mi Mi looking at him with a strange expression.

Mi Mi murmured 'Oh,' and then continued to ask about matters concerning Xiushui Village.

Meanwhile, on the rooftop of a residential building outside the hotel, a person who looked like a Paparazzo raised a long-lens camera and swallowed hard.

Mi Mi took off her clothes! The man inside pulled the curtains! Holy crap!

Just this one photo was worth at least 100,000 yuan. Trembling, he lowered his head and picked up the phone to find a buyer.

Mi Mi chatted with Gao Xiaofan for a while, but finally couldn't stand the stuffy heat in the room. She said goodbye to Gao Xiaofan and left his room as if fleeing a disaster.

Gao Xiaofan closed the door, stripped off his clothes, and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower. Only then did he feel less hot.

Putting on his boxer shorts, he returned to the sofa bare-chested, smoking a cigarette. He looked around the room, then decided to open the curtains again.

Seeing the room brighten up, Gao Xiaofan smiled contentedly. Although he didn't know why The System was crazy enough to give him such a task, it was clearly the easiest mission so far.

Meanwhile, the Paparazzo on the residential building opposite, looking through his long-lens camera, saw Gao Xiaofan shirtless and looking satisfied in the frame, and couldn't help but shout excitedly in his heart.

Hard evidence! It's confirmed! Raise the price, must raise the price!

The Paparazzo packed his gear while running downstairs, his mind racing.

He just hadn't expected this man to be so fast; he looked so young... During lunch, Gao Xiaofan sat awkwardly by the table, holding a steamed bun, while the people from the Program Production Crew and the guests looked at him with strange eyes.

Lunch was a buffet format; everyone helped themselves. Qu Lang sat next to him with a plate of food, looking impressed.

"That's f*cking awesome! You are the most f*cking skilled person I've ever seen at stirring up trouble!"

Gao Xiaofan muttered defensively, "Brother Lang, I literally just closed the curtains!"

Qu Lang glanced at him: "Yeah, but why did you have to close the curtains when everything was fine?"

Gao Xiaofan squeezed out a few words as if constipated: "My air conditioner is broken, so I closed the curtains to block some sunlight."

Qu Lang said 'Oh,' and then whispered, "Go tell someone else and see if they believe you."

Just then, Cheng Yan also came over with a plate of food, wearing a mischievous smile.

"Brother, awesome! Why don't you come work for my Operations Department?"

Cheng Yan was genuinely happy. Originally, the management had said to boost the show's popularity before the broadcast, which usually meant spending money on advertising and hype. He never expected that Gao Xiaofan's Antics would directly push Show Water Bright Mountain to second place in popularity.

And the number one trending topic was "Who is Gao Xiaofan?"

Gao Xiaofan, feeling wronged, took a bite of his steamed bun and glanced at Mi Mi not far away. Mi Mi and Reba were sitting together, quietly eating.

It gave him a slight illusion: how could it be such a coincidence?

Thinking of this, he fiercely bit the steamed bun in his hand again. This was something fabricated out of thin air, and the key was, he hadn't even gotten a taste of anything!

Meanwhile, Han Han and his Manager next to him were whispering cautiously.

"I haven't generated any buzz yet. Will anyone even watch when the live broadcast starts?"

Hearing this, the Manager looked troubled.

"But we don't have anything recent we can hype up, only some negative stuff."

Han Han darkened his face: "Negative is negative, but no matter what, we need some buzz before the live broadcast."

Hua Hua's side showed the same scene, discussing how to gain a wave of traffic and attention before the live broadcast.

As for the Internet Celebrity Guests, they hadn't reacted at all. They were still scrolling on their phones like they were watching a show, occasionally glancing at Gao Xiaofan, who was gnawing on a steamed bun.

"Mi Mi Meets Man in Hotel, Strips, Closes Curtains, Quilt on Floor Raises Questions"

"Mi Mi Meets Stranger in Hotel During the Day, Man Looks Satisfied"

Videos and high-definition photos were released without fail. Now, Gao Xiaofan's fans completely dared not speak up. If they went out to brag, they would surely be cursed to death.

But the fan group chat was buzzing with activity.

Online ID: "Curious, what did it feel like?"

Zhang Dali: "Brother Wo Zi is truly a dragon among men. It's only been a day."

Nickname: Turtle Hitting King: "When can I be as outstanding as Brother Wo Zi?"

Intentional Punch: "Just a woman~ Not worth mentioning."

Gao Xiaofan saw Intentional Punch's message in the group chat and finally remembered the advertisement matter, quickly sending the other party a private message.

Currently, Task 4 status still showed incomplete, only Task 2 and Task 5 showed complete.

"Brother Quan, the advertisement is fine, but I might only be able to wear clothes printed with the ad."

Intentional Punch's message quickly came back.

"Give me the address, and I'll mail the clothes to you."

Gao Xiaofan sent a location pin and his mobile number.

Neither of them discussed the advertising fee. In Gao Xiaofan's impression, Intentional Punch was just a small business owner, and since their relationship was already good, there was no need to talk about money.

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